this is arthur

[darth_stitch]

um. hi. i'm arthur james potter-snape. i'm four years old.

i'm not supposed to be here but auntie stitch has keeled over dead 'cos of frances. i think it was because auntie stitch saw that picture thingy frances has of daddy and papa doing the kissing thing. ew! ick!

auntie stitch and i are supposed to play today but i guess she can't 'cos she's still lying here dead.

she's twitching a bit.

still not waking up though.

anyways, i'm all alone 'cos daddy and papa are busy, katerina's studying and waverly's feeding her pets.

i'm bored.

does anyone want to play with me?

arthur :) (see i can do the smiley thing - auntie stitch taught me how!)

Comments

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Hello Arthur.

Have you poked Auntie Stitch with a stick yet, that might work. *grins*

Nice to meet you, I'm Korax. :D

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

hello miss korax (do you want me to call you auntie korax or just miss korax? daddy raised me to be polite, you see).

auntie angie's already tried poking auntie stitch with a stick. it's not working! i don't know why she has to keel over every time she sees that picture thingy that frances has of daddy and papa kissing.

but auntie stitch does and now we can't play. *pouts*

papa says that i really shouldn't be left without "a-dult su-per-vi-sion" so i'm here. i think it'll be okay if i find what papa calls a "responsible adult" out here on livejournal.

arthur

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

I'm a responsible adult! And I have sweets. (Ignore the long, slightly sinister coat.)

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

You can just call Auntie is you like, but just Korax would be fine.

Ahh, the stick method isn't working. I see. Perhaps we should leave her there for a while and see if she comes to. That Picture sounds lethal. *smirks*

How are you Papa and Daddy btw, are they getting on fine?

And and, ignore Aunt Sushi for a while, I doubt you'd like any of the sweets she has for you and your Papa would get very upset. . . Which I think she might actually enjoy. *worried glance and Sus*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sabriel/]

Hi, Arthur!

I'm sabriel. I'll play with you! What would you like to do?

By the way, have you tried tickling your Aunt Stitch?

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

hello aunt sabriel (can i call you aunt sabriel?).

i TRIED tickling her and it's still not working. and auntie stitch is a very ticklish alien too.

what games do you know, aunt sabriel?

arthur

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sabriel/]

Of course you can call me aunt sabriel!

hmmm.....tickling isn't working? Then why don't you whisper in her ear that you're going to eat all the chocolate in the house and leave none for her if she doesn't get up?

I know a lot of card games. Do you know how to play Go Fish? Or War? I can also play chess or checkers.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Hello, Arthur. Would you like some sweeties, dear?

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

PAPA!!!!!!!!

or it's a very funny picture thingy of papa.

or wait - i think that's the vampire version of papa that lives in auntie stitch's head too. 'cos his lips are all red and stuff.

do you have a chocolate frog, aunt sushi? i like chocolate frogs.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

That's your Papa if he liked lollipops. Do you like lollipops?

I've got as many chocolate frogs as you can eat if you come with me.

Hello!!

[sass-macfru.livejournal.com]

How are you Arthur? Have you tried pouring water on Auntie Stitch to wake her up? And what picture of Daddy and Papa are you talking about? Would you like me to read to you? Just give me your favorite book if you do.

Re: Hello!!

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

but aunt stitch might catch a cold if i poured water on her! she catches cold very easily, you see.

the picture that sent aunt stitch keeling over is the one frances used in her livejournal thingy right here: http://www.livejournal.com/~vileseagulls/151655.html?nc=5

it's papa and daddy doing the kissing thing and other stuff i think that i'm not old enough to know yet.

read to me? YAY! i like the last unicorn lots. and the princess bride. and i like lord of the rings too.

Re: Hello!!

[sass-macfru.livejournal.com]

Well we don't want her to catch cold. Have you tried beeping her nose or plucking her lower lip? BTW I just happened to have a copy of the princess bride with me. *takes up book and clears throat*


CHAPTER ONE: THE BRIDE

The year that Buttercup was born, the most beautiful woman in the world was a French scullery maid named Annette. Annette worked in Paris for the Duke and Duchess de Guiche, and it did not escape the Duke's notice that someone extraordinary was polishing the pewter. The Duke's notice did not escape the notice of the Duchess either, who was not very beautiful and not very rich, but plenty smart. The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw.
Chocolate.
......

[gaycrow.livejournal.com]

Hello Arthur. You're a very grown-up young fellow, talking to all the aunties here.

Auntie Stitch still out cold? That must be a wonderful picture frances has. Can you share it with us?

Do you like ice-cream? I popped a cherry on top just for you. :)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

AUNTIE GAYCROW!!!!

*hugs*

and ICE CREAM!!! i like ice cream. thank you, auntie gaycrow.

the picture that sent aunt stitch keeling over is the one frances used in her livejournal thingy right here: http://www.livejournal.com/~vileseagulls/151655.html?nc=5

it's the one where daddy and papa are doing the kissing thing and other stuff. i don't know why auntie stitch keels over from that.

[blue-raven.livejournal.com]

Hullo, Arthur. :)

Would you like me to poke Auntie Frances really hard for using that horrid, icky icon for you? Because that was just plain mean of her. Going round showing things like that to children, that's bad.

I have a stuffed penguin. Would you like that?

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

AUNTIE ANGIE!!!!

frances is not an aunt.

i think she's going to be my "wife" one day, though i don't know what a "wife" is but auntie stitch assures me that i will like the idea.

i think this is one of those things i'd rather not know.

don't poke her too hard though. i had lots of fun with ate sushi, aunties korax, gaycrow, sass, sabriel... i even have a new story to ask nunkies lacroix for!

i'd love a stuffed penguin though. i'd hug him and squeeze him and call him after uncle george. :p

[book-wyrm.livejournal.com]

You amuse me so very much. :)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

hi auntie kathren!

want to play too?

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Hello Arthur,

please tell your Aunty Snitch (very nicely) that if she doesn't update us soon on the lives of yourself, your sisters, and especially your Daddy and Papa, her friends are going to get angry.

Real angry.

Love,

Stella

P.S. Can you show me this picture that made your Aunty fall over? I'm just curious :-)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

oh. it's frances lj user picture thingy right here:

http://www.livejournal.com/~vileseagulls/151655.html?nc=5

auntie stitch will be writing again soon. she's a bit busy with work though. but we're going to play again. she promised. :)

drags over a huge bag of candy and toys

[jayorin.livejournal.com]

puff, puff, THUNK



Orin(Rouge Valkyrie), Feneris(mythical wolf), and Jessie(humaniod canine)look at there mother.

All three: Not Again ma! Jeez.

Orin: So, feel like hanging out with Arthur James Potter-Snape.

Jessie: Meh, it beats restraining ma from huggling her favorite charaters to death.

Feneris:(rummaging through bag)Tarot Cards! Hey, want to play poker with these

Orin and Jessie: NO!

Feneris: You two never let me have any fun!

Orin: Oh quit whining! (rummages through bag, pulls out some candy and a set of dominos) Hey Arthur, yah know how to play this?

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

whee!!!

playmates!!!

*is high on chocolate*

[tiltingheartand]

Hello, Arthur. I'm Meghan. How are you today, other than bored?

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

well. i'm not 'xactly bored right now 'cos it's daddy and katerina's birthday.

daddy's busy with papa although they found mario and legolas penguin in their couch. the penguins have an egg there.

i think the penguins don't want daddy and papa on the cough though....