this is arthur

[darth_stitch]

um. hi. i'm arthur james potter-snape. i'm four years old.

i'm not supposed to be here but auntie stitch has keeled over dead 'cos of frances. i think it was because auntie stitch saw that picture thingy frances has of daddy and papa doing the kissing thing. ew! ick!

auntie stitch and i are supposed to play today but i guess she can't 'cos she's still lying here dead.

she's twitching a bit.

still not waking up though.

anyways, i'm all alone 'cos daddy and papa are busy, katerina's studying and waverly's feeding her pets.

i'm bored.

does anyone want to play with me?

arthur :) (see i can do the smiley thing - auntie stitch taught me how!)

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Hello!!

[sass-macfru.livejournal.com]

How are you Arthur? Have you tried pouring water on Auntie Stitch to wake her up? And what picture of Daddy and Papa are you talking about? Would you like me to read to you? Just give me your favorite book if you do.

Re: Hello!!

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

but aunt stitch might catch a cold if i poured water on her! she catches cold very easily, you see.

the picture that sent aunt stitch keeling over is the one frances used in her livejournal thingy right here: http://www.livejournal.com/~vileseagulls/151655.html?nc=5

it's papa and daddy doing the kissing thing and other stuff i think that i'm not old enough to know yet.

read to me? YAY! i like the last unicorn lots. and the princess bride. and i like lord of the rings too.

Re: Hello!!

[sass-macfru.livejournal.com]

Well we don't want her to catch cold. Have you tried beeping her nose or plucking her lower lip? BTW I just happened to have a copy of the princess bride with me. *takes up book and clears throat*


CHAPTER ONE: THE BRIDE

The year that Buttercup was born, the most beautiful woman in the world was a French scullery maid named Annette. Annette worked in Paris for the Duke and Duchess de Guiche, and it did not escape the Duke's notice that someone extraordinary was polishing the pewter. The Duke's notice did not escape the notice of the Duchess either, who was not very beautiful and not very rich, but plenty smart. The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw.
Chocolate.
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Re: Hello!!

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

that sounds an awful lot like my sister katerina's favorite story - the one with snapercup and hastley. except that it's all mixed up and stuff.

but i guess that's why i like the princess bride too.