this is arthur

[darth_stitch]

um. hi. i'm arthur james potter-snape. i'm four years old.

i'm not supposed to be here but auntie stitch has keeled over dead 'cos of frances. i think it was because auntie stitch saw that picture thingy frances has of daddy and papa doing the kissing thing. ew! ick!

auntie stitch and i are supposed to play today but i guess she can't 'cos she's still lying here dead.

she's twitching a bit.

still not waking up though.

anyways, i'm all alone 'cos daddy and papa are busy, katerina's studying and waverly's feeding her pets.

i'm bored.

does anyone want to play with me?

arthur :) (see i can do the smiley thing - auntie stitch taught me how!)

Comments

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

I WOULDN'T BET ON IT.

If she tries to teach you Latin, don't listen. She'll do it all wrong and then you'll get in trouble.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

i'm okay - she wanted to kidnap me but actually...

i told the snakes to bite her so that's why she's a zombie. shhh. don't tell.

see? i'm all right.

i'm not going to ask her to teach me latin; nunkies lacroix will. but i do want to learn pig latin though - i think that was what she was saying when they were playing around with that net that was supposed to catch me...

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Good boy. I can see you're very good at taking care of yourself.

Here is instructions to speak Pig Latin: http://www.ehow.com/how_4670_speak-pig-latin.html See? Easy. :)