darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Boys,

I do NOT want to watch the last episode of Sherlock Season 2 just yet because I will SCREAM over the cliffhanger and CRY buckets at the ending.  

Yes, John, of course your Sherlock's an insufferable prat and if you want to go to Hawaii to visit the H50 ohana, you know you got an open invite.  I know you and Steve were Besties in the Classified Way Back When.

Besties, right? 

RIGHT, JOHN HAMISH WATSON? 

STEVEN JOHN MCGARRETT, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ARE YOU BLUSHING? 

EXACTLY WHAT SORT OF SHENANIGANS WERE YOU TWO UP TO IN THE 'STAN? 

*facepalms*

I have to write this story, right guys? 

No Love,

Me

****

This grew out of a chat with my BFF Katz, who pointed out that I was neglecting my H50 Muses....  'Cos I said, that Steve and John were Besties (oh gawd, I hope they were just BESTIES) and realized, SOMEBODY of the Tall, Pale and Insufferably Snarky Persuasion was gonna get all hissy-fitted up about it!


"Well, it isn't me," Danny huffs.  "Any idiot can tell that Super-SEAL here and Doctor Who are BFFs from the Classified Way Back When.  And I like him."

"Danny," Steve said with an evil grin.  "I ever told you John's got sniper-class shooting skills? When I said he saved my ass back in the 'Stan, it wasn't because of his doctoring skills."

Danny facepalms.  "Oh God. Here we go..."

John is still reeling from the new nickname.  "Doctor...Who?"

Danny blushes.  "Yeah.  I got hooked into it.  My daughter loves that show."

"Man and here I was hoping we'd get a threesome," Kono said with an entirely too wicked-glint in her eyes.

Chin splutters. " 'Cuz!"

"Aw, come on, 'cuz, a girl can dream, can't she?"

John deadpans, "It'd serve that sodding git right, not that he'd see through us all in 30 seconds...."


**************** I'm so doomed, aren't I? **************************


darth_stitch: (WTF Bunneh)
I think this is now officially a trend with this show - DO NOT WATCH THE FINALE. THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH. WAIT FOR SEASON 3.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER - FOR THE LOVE OF CEILING CAT SPOILERS OKAY? )For the record, I found that picture on icanhazcheezburger.com but I made the poster on one of those nifty lolcat making sites (AutoMotivator).  My new hobby is making LOLcats - y'all should have warned me about how easy it is to get addicted....
darth_stitch: (Danny Snerk)

Found this courtesy of alexoloughlinrocks.com who in turn got it from Just Jared.com

All I can say is this... )Excuse me, I'll just go...uh.... pick up my poor Danny Muse off the floor. 

You guys realize this needs fic, right? 
darth_stitch: (Adorkable Steve)
This just made my day. For serious.

Found this at the wonderful Alex O'Loughlin Rocks Dot Com

Cut for SQUEE-WORTHY QUOTES )Cut for SQUEE-WORTHY QUOTES )Cut for SQUEE-WORTHY QUOTES )Cut for SQUEE-WORTHY QUOTES )

STOP BITING AT ME RPS BUNNEHS.  STOOOOOPPPIT STOPPIT NOOOOOOOOOO. 

LMAO FOREVER.

darth_stitch: (WTF Bunneh)
My head is just spinning with questions.

At this point, will there be anyone left to SPOIL? )
I have decided that the whole Kono arc was a mass hallucination.  Caused by Magic Mushrooms.  Yeah.  The real Season 2 should be premiering next week. 
darth_stitch: (Super Stitch)
I've mentioned in previous posts that my Mom is also a Fangirl. So there's reason for her to smile and listen indulgently when I squee over Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams and Hawaii Five-0 (2010).

She still prefers Original Flavor Five-O, though.

However, we had this conversation:

Mommy Duck: You know, I've figured out why you like this new version of Steve McGarrett.

Me: (blinks) Because he's cute?

Mommy Duck: (looks at the TV screen consideringly) He resembles your father.

Me: (flails) OMG! WHAT. I CAN'T EVEN.

The hilarious thing is that my dear, departed Daddy Alien loved watching TV with me and was terribly entertained whenever he figured out that I'm crushing on the leads. And because he's a bit of a loon himself (gee, I wonder where I get that from....), he'd puff himself up and say, "Didn't you know? I'm <insert name of TV actor here>." And my Mom would laugh and roll her eyes and they'd flirt while I groan and tell him he's being delusional, as per usual.

So yeah, my Dad (who I still miss terribly, especially now) would most likely give me this goofy expression and say, "Didn't you know? I'm Steve McGarrett!"

Much later.... )
darth_stitch: (ARGH Stitch)
Apparently, AU Bunnies are nibbling on me something fierce.

It really should have ended right there.

Honestly, his buddy Josef already gave him a lot of flak for what he originally did.

“What are you trying to go for here, buddy? Do the whole brooding, heroic, superhero vampire thing? Wait for the little girl to grow up, fall hopelessly in love with her, spend the next few decades moping about like an idiot?”

“Jesus, Josef, no, no and again, no,” Steve had shuddered, feeling sick and outraged at the very idea. “That’s just fucking creepy, man.”

“Oh good,” Josef had said drily. “I’m not too fond of pedophiles either. They’re pretty high on my shit list. Sent a few of them to the La Brea Tar Pits in my time and you know how I am about wasting perfectly good blood.”

“I hear you,” Steve nodded, taking a sip of the A positive Josef was kind enough to offer him. For once, the older vampire didn’t push one of his live Donors on him. It wasn’t as if Steve hadn’t taken him up on the offer before and for all his young age, as Josef kept reminding him, possessed enough finesse to make sure the experience was both enjoyable for him and the young woman who was all too willing to offer a vein.


Yeah.  That's the next segment in my Moonlight/H50 fusion.  Apparently, my Josef Kostan Muse is a mouthy, opinionated sonuvagun.  I'm terrified of what will happen when he meets Danny.  HELP!

darth_stitch: (Badass Adorable)

OH HELL YEAH BABY!!!!

I KNOW I POSTED THIS ON A COMM TOO BUT I DON'T CARE I NEED TO SQUEE. 

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER )

Now if y'all excuse me, I need to go SQUEEEEEEE.
darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
So I hear that there's this spoiler-rrific thing that's going to happen for Hawaii Five-0 Season 2.

Seriously, folks, I think the Producers are bound and determined to drive us slash fans crazy.  That or have us explode into puddles of squee. 

Because, honestly, this spoiler?  This is fan fiction they're giving us, folks.  REALLY. 


CUT TO AVOID SPOILERS. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS - TURN BACK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE! )
I know that there was a wonderful piece of fan fic about this but can we have more?  Please?  Pretty Please?  Preferably w/ nekkid Danny and Steve? 

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