i am all alone again....

[darth_stitch]

auntie stitch has keeled over deaded again. i'm not sure why she did it this time 'cos i don't think frances brought out her "killer" icon again - you know, the one that has my papa and daddy doing the (ew!) kissing stuff.

actually, i don't mind very much if daddy and papa do the kissing stuff a LOT. katerina says that just means they love each other very much and they're happy. she also says that all that kissing stuff they did made me and waverly come along. so does that mean we're going to get a new baby brother or sister or both soon?

frances says she's going to kill auntie stitch if THAT happens although i can't see why that would be auntie stitch's fault since it's papa and daddy who do all the (ew!) kissing stuff.

and oh, i think the daddy-bug got papa today, 'cos he's wearing his collar pretty high but there's this red mark on his neck and we can still see a bit of it peeking out. papa says that the naughty daddy-bug put the mark there last night and then he scowls, TERRIBLY. that ALWAYS makes us giggle - 'cos papa looks funny when he makes that scowly-face. i can't understand why the other kids are scared of him though.

the funny thing is that makes daddy turn pink and i can't understand why that's so either. or maybe i don't want to understand 'cos aunt sushi might show me pictures of daddy and papa that will make me go to therapy for years and years.

auntie stitch did do her work today but papa's declared that he's going to be "dead" for the day too so he's not going to do the rest of her work stuff for her.

that leaves daddy to do all the work and daddy's kind of sulking, i think, 'cos papa's being a "git." silly daddy. that leaves me all alone here again though. oh well.

auntie stitch is very busy but she's promised to tell us a nice short fairy tale when she wakes up again. it has katerina and waverly and me (sort of) in it!

i hope auntie stitch wakes up SOON. :D

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[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

'course i love you.

i think i'm supposed to marry you when i grow up.

but aren't i s'posed to look for a boy, like daddy did papa?

*is very confused*

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

You can marry anyone, dear.

But I like you more than the boys do.

And anyway, I'm prettier.

Ange said something, but I don't think I should repeat it. You're a bit young.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

aren't boys supposed to marry each other and have babies like daddy and papa did?

but you ARE pretty...and i like you a LOT so i think daddy and papa are going to have to be disappointed if they want me to marry a boy when i grow up.

katerina says she likes lucien malfoy a lot...i think that's going to give daddy fits, if he finds out. :P

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Well yes, but girls and boys too.

Kat should stay away from Malfoys. They're icky.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

now i'm even more confused. i think i'm going to have to talk with daddy about this.

i KNOW malfoys are icky! stitch says we have to blame aunty femme for all this though.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should. Daddies are clever like that.

Ange says Malfoys have cooties. Ask Daddy about that too.

And tell Stitch, when she wakes up, that we're insanely hyper for people who are only drinking tea.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

maybe papa put something in your tea. or that other arthur, the grown-up one who looks like me.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

I think it was Angela. Potions mistress in training as she is. She seems to be in charge of hallucinogens tonight.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

oh good! i want to be a potions master too, just like papa, when i grow up.

hallucinogens? aren't those the stuff that make you see pink penguins and purple bunny rabbits that aren't really there?

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Yes, those are the ones. Have you had any lately? Angela says Ritalin is rather good. She very much recommends it.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

i'm not silly enough to drink THAT. papa taught me all about it, of course.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Angela is slowly repeating, "Ritalin is gooood... Ritalin will heeelp youuuu..." I'm not sure if she's stoned or trying to brainwash you.

How does Papa know about Muggle things?

[blue-raven.livejournal.com]

And of course you are lying through your back teeth.

I resent being labelled as a stoner. A brainwasher, yes, perhaps. Never a stoner.

Gods, and I even gave you a Creme Egg. Pffft.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

papa says that there ARE hallucinogens in the magical world too! even if they're not called ritalin.

and there's a little vampire me that wants to say "hi" to his sister angela. :D

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Not an older you who wants to say hi to his daughter? Ange says hi back. :)

Tell me about these hallucinogens. You have excellent spelling for someone so young.

Ange wants a potion for toothache. Can you ask Papa? Or a pair of pliers and a bottle of vodka, she says.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

if the older me is here he'd probably do the kissing stuff with you first and then say hi to his daughter later.

my spelling? 'course i spell well. papa taught me!
*preens*

i think one of the vampires left vodka here...

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

We always like kissing. We like our kidlets too, of course.

Ooh, vodka! I have a pretty little vampire here who wants some. Pass?

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Here is the vodka. Mind you don't poison yourselves while you're at it, after all the other things you've apparently ingested.

*scoops up Arthur from the computer desk*

And now, young man, I think it's time you joined your siblings for dinner...

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

papa's alive again!

[blue-raven.livejournal.com]

Smirnoff or Absolut?

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Absolut - practically all of the vampires have Russian blood in them (one way or the other) and they're rather fond of the stuff.

[blue-raven.livejournal.com]

Good. I am born to a family with taste.



I suppose Bloody Marys are quite popular, hm? I could murder one.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Dinner?!?

It's midnight!

Give me food.