i am all alone again....
Sep. 23rd, 2004 04:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
darth_stitchauntie stitch has keeled over deaded again. i'm not sure why she did it this time 'cos i don't think frances brought out her "killer" icon again - you know, the one that has my papa and daddy doing the (ew!) kissing stuff.
actually, i don't mind very much if daddy and papa do the kissing stuff a LOT. katerina says that just means they love each other very much and they're happy. she also says that all that kissing stuff they did made me and waverly come along. so does that mean we're going to get a new baby brother or sister or both soon?
frances says she's going to kill auntie stitch if THAT happens although i can't see why that would be auntie stitch's fault since it's papa and daddy who do all the (ew!) kissing stuff.
and oh, i think the daddy-bug got papa today, 'cos he's wearing his collar pretty high but there's this red mark on his neck and we can still see a bit of it peeking out. papa says that the naughty daddy-bug put the mark there last night and then he scowls, TERRIBLY. that ALWAYS makes us giggle - 'cos papa looks funny when he makes that scowly-face. i can't understand why the other kids are scared of him though.
the funny thing is that makes daddy turn pink and i can't understand why that's so either. or maybe i don't want to understand 'cos aunt sushi might show me pictures of daddy and papa that will make me go to therapy for years and years.
auntie stitch did do her work today but papa's declared that he's going to be "dead" for the day too so he's not going to do the rest of her work stuff for her.
that leaves daddy to do all the work and daddy's kind of sulking, i think, 'cos papa's being a "git." silly daddy. that leaves me all alone here again though. oh well.
auntie stitch is very busy but she's promised to tell us a nice short fairy tale when she wakes up again. it has katerina and waverly and me (sort of) in it!
i hope auntie stitch wakes up SOON. :D
actually, i don't mind very much if daddy and papa do the kissing stuff a LOT. katerina says that just means they love each other very much and they're happy. she also says that all that kissing stuff they did made me and waverly come along. so does that mean we're going to get a new baby brother or sister or both soon?
frances says she's going to kill auntie stitch if THAT happens although i can't see why that would be auntie stitch's fault since it's papa and daddy who do all the (ew!) kissing stuff.
and oh, i think the daddy-bug got papa today, 'cos he's wearing his collar pretty high but there's this red mark on his neck and we can still see a bit of it peeking out. papa says that the naughty daddy-bug put the mark there last night and then he scowls, TERRIBLY. that ALWAYS makes us giggle - 'cos papa looks funny when he makes that scowly-face. i can't understand why the other kids are scared of him though.
the funny thing is that makes daddy turn pink and i can't understand why that's so either. or maybe i don't want to understand 'cos aunt sushi might show me pictures of daddy and papa that will make me go to therapy for years and years.
auntie stitch did do her work today but papa's declared that he's going to be "dead" for the day too so he's not going to do the rest of her work stuff for her.
that leaves daddy to do all the work and daddy's kind of sulking, i think, 'cos papa's being a "git." silly daddy. that leaves me all alone here again though. oh well.
auntie stitch is very busy but she's promised to tell us a nice short fairy tale when she wakes up again. it has katerina and waverly and me (sort of) in it!
i hope auntie stitch wakes up SOON. :D
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:41 am (UTC)"Oh, Kat's died again."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *falls off the bed and leaps to the computer*
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:47 am (UTC)auntie stitch looks ever so peaceful here. and papa looks happy on The Couch.
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:49 am (UTC)Ange offered you a creme egg, they're very nice. Take it!
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:50 am (UTC)*loves angela*
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 08:55 am (UTC)i think i'm supposed to marry you when i grow up.
but aren't i s'posed to look for a boy, like daddy did papa?
*is very confused*
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:59 am (UTC)But I like you more than the boys do.
And anyway, I'm prettier.
Ange said something, but I don't think I should repeat it. You're a bit young.
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:02 am (UTC)but you ARE pretty...and i like you a LOT so i think daddy and papa are going to have to be disappointed if they want me to marry a boy when i grow up.
katerina says she likes lucien malfoy a lot...i think that's going to give daddy fits, if he finds out. :P
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:04 am (UTC)Kat should stay away from Malfoys. They're icky.
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:30 am (UTC)i KNOW malfoys are icky! stitch says we have to blame aunty femme for all this though.
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:55 am (UTC)Ange says Malfoys have cooties. Ask Daddy about that too.
And tell Stitch, when she wakes up, that we're insanely hyper for people who are only drinking tea.
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 10:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 10:37 am (UTC)hallucinogens? aren't those the stuff that make you see pink penguins and purple bunny rabbits that aren't really there?
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 10:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 11:00 am (UTC)How does Papa know about Muggle things?
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:04 am (UTC)I resent being labelled as a stoner. A brainwasher, yes, perhaps. Never a stoner.
Gods, and I even gave you a Creme Egg. Pffft.
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:11 am (UTC)papa says that there ARE hallucinogens in the magical world too! even if they're not called ritalin.
and there's a little vampire me that wants to say "hi" to his sister angela. :D
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:26 am (UTC)Tell me about these hallucinogens. You have excellent spelling for someone so young.
Ange wants a potion for toothache. Can you ask Papa? Or a pair of pliers and a bottle of vodka, she says.
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:33 am (UTC)my spelling? 'course i spell well. papa taught me!
*preens*
i think one of the vampires left vodka here...
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:42 am (UTC)Ooh, vodka! I have a pretty little vampire here who wants some. Pass?
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:48 am (UTC)*scoops up Arthur from the computer desk*
And now, young man, I think it's time you joined your siblings for dinner...
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:49 am (UTC)papa's alive again!
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 12:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 12:03 pm (UTC)I suppose Bloody Marys are quite popular, hm? I could murder one.
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:59 am (UTC)It's midnight!
Give me food.
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:45 am (UTC)Hey Arthur, want a Creme Egg?
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:48 am (UTC)mmmm. creme eggs! yummy!
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:51 am (UTC)Put Auntie on her side so she doesn't drown in her own drool.
Good lad. Peppermint or the plain ones?
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:54 am (UTC)i think auntie stitch died after seeing those very bad stories on fanfiction.net.
they were really bad. ick.
frances should do her homework - at least that's what papa always says. and then daddy pounces on papa and makes HIM forget all about HIS homework.
that's really funny. :P
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:57 am (UTC)Ha, yes, I'd agree with that. Except I don't think I'll pounce on her.
LOOK! She's doing it! Miracle of miracles!
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Date: 2004-09-23 08:59 am (UTC)daddy's doing stitch's work here and he's grouching about it a LOT. poor daddy.
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:03 am (UTC)Though she did give me ice cream.
Does Daddy want a Creme Egg too? I've got loads.
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:34 am (UTC)Oh, thank god. You're a lifesaver, 'raven.
*is still furiously editing stitch's unfinished work*
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Date: 2004-09-23 09:53 am (UTC)Is there anything else I can do? I've some lamb tandoori left, and there's ice cream in the freezer.
Or I can just make sure the kid doesn't do anything adventurous and get stuck places. And then feed him sugar.
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:01 am (UTC)The truly frustrating is that, having been there myself, I KNOW that Arthur doesn't DELIBERATELY go look for trouble. Trouble finds him all the same.
Severus claims that it's ALL my fault but I have to say that my bastard prat of a husband has his Gryffindor-ish moments. The whole double-agent thing ALONE....
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:06 am (UTC)I'm sure we'll manage.
Absolutely. It's just he'd rather not admit it, right?
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:18 am (UTC)He'll NEVER EVER admit it, not even under an Unforgivable. Especially the fact that he was ALMOST sorted into Gryffindor...were it not that he didn't want to be housemates with my Dad, who was, unfortunately, something of a complete arse at that point in time. Contrary to popular belief, the Hat once told me that Severus would never really have been happy in Ravenclaw...he was either a Slytherin or God forbid, a Gryffindor, for sure. *sighs*
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:33 am (UTC)If anything, I can just keep him tethered.
Hmm. That explains a lot, then. Just as well he wasn't bunged into Hufflepuff. Scary to contemplate, really.
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:48 am (UTC)Especially since Stitch tells me you're one of the family in the Other Universe. Good show, that!
And Severus a Hufflepuff? *shudders* You are a truly evil woman to give me that kind of mental image, Angela. I'm in awe.
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Date: 2004-09-23 10:55 am (UTC)I was quite proud of that myself, to be honest. I've never been Undead before, it's quite an experience. I'm just leaning about the benefits, quite fun.
Well, I certainly do try. And I am told that is why I'm 'loved', which just makes no sense.
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:08 am (UTC)*smirks* That combination tends to get one or the other or both of us in the family way, I've noticed....
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:23 am (UTC)Ahh, of course, The Couch and....the bloodsucking. Good to know one's roots, hey?
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:37 am (UTC)I know because I can personally vouch that chocolate played a major role in the...er, "creation" of our brood. *mischievous grin*
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Date: 2004-09-23 11:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 11:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 11:58 am (UTC)I wish I could eat a Creme Egg, but my tooth is quite sore.
Damn sugar.