'Feline, this is ALL your fault!

[darth_stitch]

Stitch's One-Sided Conversation With The Cranky Beak-nosed Git That Lives In Her Head

Severus, no, YOU have to do the drinking thing. I will not allow you to get high on caffeine. That's Harry's gig, not yours.

What do you mean, where'd I put the Firewhiskey? Hell, if I know, I DON'T DRINK!

Absinthe?! Are you out of your bloody mind?! Do you want to die before you can father your three children?!

Oh, Severus, headdesking is NOT going to help. In fact, I think that's going to hurt. *hands him pillow*

AUGH! NO! STAY AWAY FROM THE HEAVY METAL CDs! NO METALLICA! NO JUDAS PRIEST! NO WHATEVER THAT SEVENTIES METAL/ROCK GROUP NAME IS!

I am threatening you with Bee Gees music if you don't knock off rummaging into my CDs!

Stitch falls over as Severus nicks her Beatles MP3s and starts playing them REALLY LOUD

I suppose I can live with the Beatles...

*sighs*

*goes back to work*

Comments

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

[Hands Severus AC/DC]
[slinks away]

My work here is done.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, bloody hell. Do you know that I'm at work?! How am I supposed to work with that music blasting in my head?

*dies*

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, mayhap you should write.[dodges rotten tomatoes]

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

ARGH!!! *runs after you with Josh Groban and Barbra Streisand CDs*

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

Honey, metalhead or not I'm gay.
Babs is god, Josh is her illegitimate offspring.
You can't scare me with my gods.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*facepalms* ARGH. I forgot! How remiss of me.

*runs after you with Britney Spears CDs*

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAH!
[ runs away into a Church]

Sanctuary!!!! Sanctuary!!!

[hides away in the confessional]
[notices being poked with something]
WAAAAAH!

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

I'll save you! *swings in and sweeps you away to safety*

I'm supposed to be working now..... oh hell. Never mind. Swashbuckling is better!

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

Thank you, my fair lady, for saving a ministrel in distress.
[ bows elborately]

and yes swashbucking is better.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Damn, she saved you. I could have pulled a Stitch and brought Father Duncan to the fray.

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

ohhh dear!

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee. *loves on obscure fantasy books*

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

You are BAD!
=)

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Why am I bad? You don't even know who Duncan is. :)

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

and yet the mental images goinfg though my head are very much the seventies altar porn.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

Look, his cousin Alaric's the bad boy. Duncan's very nice and his only crime is doing outlawed magic. :D

I'm so shipping Alaric/Duncan. It's totally with the priestly incestous sodomy, so it's illegal in THREE ways!

Then, I'm also shipping Alaric/Kelson. Yay for fucking the fourteen year old king!

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

Priestly incestious sodomy is good.

Priestly incestious sodomy on an altar is better.

Ship on and share the porn.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the court guards are suspicious of Duncan, because he's related to Alaric and Alaric's teh eval (and the king's mentor), so they tend to hang around inside the church keeping an eye on things.

There is NO Deryni porn. I've looked. Oh, how I've looked. The dirtiest thing in the entire fandom is a 20 or so year old prince falling in love with a woman who's in training to be a nun, and they decide to get married. And god help me, I read it right through. (It was well written, in my defence.)

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

All the more reason for you to write some.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

but but but I haven't read them since I was 12, the only one I've been able to find recently is the first one!

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

OOh dear.... that does sucketh.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

I wants me porn!