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Stitch's One-Sided Conversation With The Cranky Beak-nosed Git That Lives In Her Head

Severus, no, YOU have to do the drinking thing. I will not allow you to get high on caffeine. That's Harry's gig, not yours.

What do you mean, where'd I put the Firewhiskey? Hell, if I know, I DON'T DRINK!

Absinthe?! Are you out of your bloody mind?! Do you want to die before you can father your three children?!

Oh, Severus, headdesking is NOT going to help. In fact, I think that's going to hurt. *hands him pillow*

AUGH! NO! STAY AWAY FROM THE HEAVY METAL CDs! NO METALLICA! NO JUDAS PRIEST! NO WHATEVER THAT SEVENTIES METAL/ROCK GROUP NAME IS!

I am threatening you with Bee Gees music if you don't knock off rummaging into my CDs!

Stitch falls over as Severus nicks her Beatles MP3s and starts playing them REALLY LOUD

I suppose I can live with the Beatles...

*sighs*

*goes back to work*
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