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Bloody hell.

And where did all this ANGST come from, eh, Harry Muse?

*Stitch's Harry Muse puts on his patented Innocent Look and smiles sweetly. You know, the smile that sekritly melts Severus Muse every single damn time.*

*Stitch sighs*

*Stitch resignedly gets to work on doing a very long, very complicated post for [livejournal.com profile] invisiblesnitch *

Don't look for a new post in the next several hours, folks. This is going to take me a while.

I'm doomed.

Date: 2005-01-13 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turtlespeaks.livejournal.com
*HUGGLES and cake*

Date: 2005-01-13 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Would that be Severus' leftover birthday cake, by chance?

Hopefully it wasn't the one he and Harry demolished at their "private party." Ew. No.

Date: 2005-01-13 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
you were doomed the moment you opened the door to Severus muse.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
There's just too many people to blame for Severus Muse deciding to take up residence in my head, JK Rowling first among them. And then Alan Rickman.

Damn and blast.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
So to summarise, you never had a chance.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisiblesnitch.livejournal.com
No, she didn't. But then again, given who we're talking about, can we blame her? :P

Date: 2005-01-13 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
ARGH. Harry Muse, will you PLEASE stop driving me out of my mind?

God, I need a drink. I HATE teenaged angst.

Especially when it's dosed with hero and destiny and that kind of shite!

Date: 2005-01-13 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
NOW you know what Severus had to deal with.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Darling, it's not just Harry's teenaged angst I'm talking about.

*glares at a certain Potions Master who never really DID grow up*

Date: 2005-01-13 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
Hmm, travails of motherood? [tries to look innocent]

Date: 2005-01-13 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*rueful grin*

I say again: BOYS!!!!!!!!

And at this point, I'm not even talking about my potential flesh and blood spawn...

Date: 2005-01-13 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
LOL, think of this as advanced training in "Male teenage angst 101".

Date: 2005-01-13 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
This is what I get for re-reading the last few chapters of OotP. *sighs*

And oh look, the boys are enjoying themselves entirely too much again. I'd stop 'em, 'cause they're not supposed to do that yet, but they ARE off duty. :P

Date: 2005-01-13 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
hey, I'm in so long as I get a free show

Date: 2005-01-13 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*snorfles* And off they go to the Couch of Lurve again.

Lucky they're not seriously fertile or we'd be overrun by ickle Potter-Snapes by now. :P

Date: 2005-01-13 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
They'd have the weasley beat by now!

Date: 2005-01-13 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Oh lord. An army of green-eyed, beaky-nosed, snarky, potions-genius, snitch-catching brats.

EEEK. Look out, world!

Date: 2005-01-13 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
Well, no more Dark Lords at least.

this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
I claim innocence of any and all preposterous charges that daft alien bint is laying at my door.

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
No charges have been laid, but doth the guilt speak for itself?

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Guilt? Whatever are you talking about, sir? I certainly don't feel guilty of anything for I have done nothing to be guilty about.

*smirks at the daft alien bint thumping her head on her keyboard*

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*growls at Severus Muse*

Stop looking down that beak of a nose you've got, Severus Snape and try to be cooperative as I write. For once. :P

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
Just because you don't feel it, doesn't mean it's not there. And rejoicing in other people's thumping-of-head-againt-keyboard should be guilt inducing in its own.

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*checks with conscience for any twinges*

*feels an unholy glee*

No. My conscience is perfectly clear.

*smirks again*

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
and then you wonder why when the underemployed guilt makes itself known without your say so?

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
I have absolutely no idea what you are prattling about. I am in entirely too good a mood today.

*casually drapes an arm over husband's shoulders and decides to nibble his ear*

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisiblesnitch.livejournal.com
meep.

uhm.

er...

*stifles giggle*

SEV!

I suppose it's all right. Technically, I'm not exactly 'on duty,' as it were...

*sighs as husband decides to nip at the underside of his jaw...*

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*is far too busy thoroughly snogging one's husband to reply*

*is cleverly divesting husband of his shirt and tie*

Re: this is severus

Date: 2005-01-13 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lherelenfeline.livejournal.com
[goggles]

[salivates]

[finds a comfy seat]

Date: 2005-01-13 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
Aw. But we knew that. *cuddles*

Date: 2005-01-13 07:22 am (UTC)

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