Heh. I thought I wasn't going to be able to manage one today. But the Plot Tiggers came a'calling.
As usual, expect Teh Fluff. Because I'm still much too fragile for Teh AAAAAHHHNGST. Not that I actually have much of that in this lunatic ficverse of mine but still... *sheepish grin*
Birth Day
by Darth Stitch
DISCLAIMER: Well, if the Potterverse were actually mine, I'd guess I'd have drowned the population in fluff right about now. *snorfles* Fortunately, I'm just borrowing them. Mweh. The kids and the lunatic ideas are the only things I own here.
***
Harry believes that the infant he now holds in his arms was conceived on Severus' birthday.
It is a silly romantic notion, one that his husband had scoffed at, deriding it as "maudlin and sentimental." And Harry, despite recent events, is not a woman whose fertile times are governed by the waxing and waning of the moon.
Harry remembers the fierce, sharp ache that he felt when Hermione and Ron proudly announced the impending arrival of their firstborn. And now, in the space of this quiet moment that is well-earned after the trials of this particular day, Harry admits that he has indulged himself in imagining of a child of his and Severus' own blood. A little girl whose features would be a pleasant mixture of their own, with perhaps Harry's boundless curiousity and Severus' keen intelligence. A cunning little kitten who would twist both of her fathers 'round her dainty fingers.
Harry admits to the dream and the wish, made in secret, against all logic and sense and hope. Now, he ruefully reflects, he really should have known better. The question is raised, in the dry, droll tones of his husband's voice: Was not Harry Potter's life often filled enough with the impossible and the improbable, not to mention the utterly absurd?
And so here he is, a man, who against all the laws of nature, conceived a child. Magic, of course, they have told him - the obvious explanation, both simple and infinitely complex in itself. Magic, the power that Harry posesses in abundance far more than other wizards and witches in their world.
Harry remembers the course of his pregnancy, the changes that his body had made to nurture and bear a child to term. He ruefully recounts morning sickness, mood swings that swung him from blissful serenity to crankiness and short temper.
And oh yes, the cravings for strange foods that befuddled his already bemused mate, who quickly indulged them anyway. Not to mention the fainting fits that had plagued him in the first few months, where he, to his utter mortification, would sometimes swoon away in the middle of lecturing a class.
He wasn't a bloody girl, even if he DID get pregnant! Harry had wrathfully thought at the time, even as Severus worried over him in typical fashion, arguing mightily with Madam Pomfrey over Harry's condition.
Harry spares a tender glance for his husband now, who is curled up on the bed beside him, in an exhausted slumber. Madam Pomfrey had not the heart to order Severus out of the Infirmary, not that Severus would have obeyed her in the first place. Not that Harry is complaining - Severus is exactly where he wanted and needed to be.
The child in his arms makes a soft sound and Harry turns his attention to her. They have already chosen a name for her - Katerina. It sounded right. The second name would come later but for now, this little girl was Katerina.
Harry studies her tiny flushed face, tracing a finger down one delicate cheek. He fancies that there is something of his mother Lily in her, from what he has seen in the photos he possesses. Harry takes the time to again wonder at ten tiny little fingers and ten tiny little toes. So utterly perfect.
So all right, Harry knows he was being sappy...well, damn it, right now, they both had a right to be.
Every year, for as long as he could remember, Harry was always awake at midnight for his own birthday. Just himself, with a make-believe cake and candles, or maybe a bit of bread he'd managed to take away from the Dursleys when he was a boy. With the Dursleys long behind him, Harry's birthdays are considerably happier, with this particular one the happiest of all.
But he had still observed that midnight tradition, although for this birthday, that had been derailed by labor pains, announcing Katerina's entry into the world.
Well, it is now late in the evening of July 31st and Harry takes the time to say the words now, to her and to himself. It was still his birthday, well, now their birthday after all.
"Happy birthday," he says softly.
Katerina coos in return.
"She definitely has your eyes," Severus murmurs, startling Harry, who is so engrossed in their new little daughter, that he does not notice Severus waking and sitting up beside him.
"Happy birthday to you too, Severus," Harry tells him.
Severus arches a brow. "If I recall correctly, it is your birth day, not mine."
"Consider it a belated greeting," Harry informs him with a sunny grin. "After all," he hefts the baby ever so slightly in his arms, "your present took a while in getting here. Nine months, in fact. Sorry."
"And that is still the most preposterous, most maudlin sentiment I have ever heard," Severus asserts. "How are you so sure she was conceived on my birthday?"
"Call it a father's intuition," Harry smirks and then laughs softly at the disgruntled look on his husband's face.
"Ridiculous brat," Severus retorts and then, carefully mindful of the baby in Harry's arms, leans forward to steal a kiss. And when they are done, both just a little bit breathless but definitely pleased, Severus' lips are curved in a secret little smile and Harry knows that maudlin or not, his husband really is pleased at the notion.
"Happy birthday, Harry," Severus tells him then. And Katerina chooses to again join the conversation with another soft coo.
"Wants to have her own say in things, doesn't she?" Harry wryly observes. "Takes after you, I think."
"Of course," Severus manages to preen. "It's a far better thing for her to inherit my intelligence instead of my nose. She's a fortunate child."
"I don't know," Harry tells him. "I rather like your nose."
"You are still utterly daft."
Harry lets it go. But in the back of his mind, he pictures a little boy this time, with his eyes and his husband's rather distinctive nose. And perhaps the same, forbidding scowl and sharp wit. The notion is amusing and ludicrous, not to mention terrifying, as he'd just given birth. But it holds a decided appeal.
Harry laughs silently and turns his attention back to his husband and their newborn baby daughter, carefully tucking away that dream, that wish, for another time.
-end-
AAAAAH!!! FLUFF!!!! *giggles*
Again, to Harry and Kat - Happy Birthday!
As usual, expect Teh Fluff. Because I'm still much too fragile for Teh AAAAAHHHNGST. Not that I actually have much of that in this lunatic ficverse of mine but still... *sheepish grin*
Birth Day
by Darth Stitch
DISCLAIMER: Well, if the Potterverse were actually mine, I'd guess I'd have drowned the population in fluff right about now. *snorfles* Fortunately, I'm just borrowing them. Mweh. The kids and the lunatic ideas are the only things I own here.
***
Harry believes that the infant he now holds in his arms was conceived on Severus' birthday.
It is a silly romantic notion, one that his husband had scoffed at, deriding it as "maudlin and sentimental." And Harry, despite recent events, is not a woman whose fertile times are governed by the waxing and waning of the moon.
Harry remembers the fierce, sharp ache that he felt when Hermione and Ron proudly announced the impending arrival of their firstborn. And now, in the space of this quiet moment that is well-earned after the trials of this particular day, Harry admits that he has indulged himself in imagining of a child of his and Severus' own blood. A little girl whose features would be a pleasant mixture of their own, with perhaps Harry's boundless curiousity and Severus' keen intelligence. A cunning little kitten who would twist both of her fathers 'round her dainty fingers.
Harry admits to the dream and the wish, made in secret, against all logic and sense and hope. Now, he ruefully reflects, he really should have known better. The question is raised, in the dry, droll tones of his husband's voice: Was not Harry Potter's life often filled enough with the impossible and the improbable, not to mention the utterly absurd?
And so here he is, a man, who against all the laws of nature, conceived a child. Magic, of course, they have told him - the obvious explanation, both simple and infinitely complex in itself. Magic, the power that Harry posesses in abundance far more than other wizards and witches in their world.
Harry remembers the course of his pregnancy, the changes that his body had made to nurture and bear a child to term. He ruefully recounts morning sickness, mood swings that swung him from blissful serenity to crankiness and short temper.
And oh yes, the cravings for strange foods that befuddled his already bemused mate, who quickly indulged them anyway. Not to mention the fainting fits that had plagued him in the first few months, where he, to his utter mortification, would sometimes swoon away in the middle of lecturing a class.
He wasn't a bloody girl, even if he DID get pregnant! Harry had wrathfully thought at the time, even as Severus worried over him in typical fashion, arguing mightily with Madam Pomfrey over Harry's condition.
Harry spares a tender glance for his husband now, who is curled up on the bed beside him, in an exhausted slumber. Madam Pomfrey had not the heart to order Severus out of the Infirmary, not that Severus would have obeyed her in the first place. Not that Harry is complaining - Severus is exactly where he wanted and needed to be.
The child in his arms makes a soft sound and Harry turns his attention to her. They have already chosen a name for her - Katerina. It sounded right. The second name would come later but for now, this little girl was Katerina.
Harry studies her tiny flushed face, tracing a finger down one delicate cheek. He fancies that there is something of his mother Lily in her, from what he has seen in the photos he possesses. Harry takes the time to again wonder at ten tiny little fingers and ten tiny little toes. So utterly perfect.
So all right, Harry knows he was being sappy...well, damn it, right now, they both had a right to be.
Every year, for as long as he could remember, Harry was always awake at midnight for his own birthday. Just himself, with a make-believe cake and candles, or maybe a bit of bread he'd managed to take away from the Dursleys when he was a boy. With the Dursleys long behind him, Harry's birthdays are considerably happier, with this particular one the happiest of all.
But he had still observed that midnight tradition, although for this birthday, that had been derailed by labor pains, announcing Katerina's entry into the world.
Well, it is now late in the evening of July 31st and Harry takes the time to say the words now, to her and to himself. It was still his birthday, well, now their birthday after all.
"Happy birthday," he says softly.
Katerina coos in return.
"She definitely has your eyes," Severus murmurs, startling Harry, who is so engrossed in their new little daughter, that he does not notice Severus waking and sitting up beside him.
"Happy birthday to you too, Severus," Harry tells him.
Severus arches a brow. "If I recall correctly, it is your birth day, not mine."
"Consider it a belated greeting," Harry informs him with a sunny grin. "After all," he hefts the baby ever so slightly in his arms, "your present took a while in getting here. Nine months, in fact. Sorry."
"And that is still the most preposterous, most maudlin sentiment I have ever heard," Severus asserts. "How are you so sure she was conceived on my birthday?"
"Call it a father's intuition," Harry smirks and then laughs softly at the disgruntled look on his husband's face.
"Ridiculous brat," Severus retorts and then, carefully mindful of the baby in Harry's arms, leans forward to steal a kiss. And when they are done, both just a little bit breathless but definitely pleased, Severus' lips are curved in a secret little smile and Harry knows that maudlin or not, his husband really is pleased at the notion.
"Happy birthday, Harry," Severus tells him then. And Katerina chooses to again join the conversation with another soft coo.
"Wants to have her own say in things, doesn't she?" Harry wryly observes. "Takes after you, I think."
"Of course," Severus manages to preen. "It's a far better thing for her to inherit my intelligence instead of my nose. She's a fortunate child."
"I don't know," Harry tells him. "I rather like your nose."
"You are still utterly daft."
Harry lets it go. But in the back of his mind, he pictures a little boy this time, with his eyes and his husband's rather distinctive nose. And perhaps the same, forbidding scowl and sharp wit. The notion is amusing and ludicrous, not to mention terrifying, as he'd just given birth. But it holds a decided appeal.
Harry laughs silently and turns his attention back to his husband and their newborn baby daughter, carefully tucking away that dream, that wish, for another time.
-end-
AAAAAH!!! FLUFF!!!! *giggles*
Again, to Harry and Kat - Happy Birthday!
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Date: 2004-07-31 07:35 pm (UTC)And I have to get caught up with your other posts. O.O
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Date: 2004-07-31 08:07 pm (UTC)You have absolutely NO idea. 'Tis madness, I tell you! MAAAAADNESSS!!!!!
*twitches*
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Date: 2004-08-03 01:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-31 08:23 pm (UTC)That was lovely. I love this whole story line so much. :)
I hesitate to recommend another Snarry tale, after last time ;) but
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Date: 2004-07-31 08:36 pm (UTC)Thanks for the rec - I already found Sunrises as I was reeling from *coughcough* darkfic-induced MPD and found it a WONDERFUL cure.
Also contains two of the FUNNIEST lines I've ever seen in Snarry fiction. *grin*
*hugs
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Date: 2004-07-31 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-31 10:20 pm (UTC)I love 'Sunrises', incedentally. Although not as much as "The San Francisco Effect", d'you know about that one?
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Date: 2004-08-01 02:31 am (UTC)While we're in the reccing mood,
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Date: 2004-08-01 04:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 02:49 am (UTC)(Although, to be fair, it's spectacular. Just sad. But I just read the new chapter, and it makes me happy to read it, and makes me feel like crying all at the same time. )
Happy fic recommendations, if we ever want to see more of As You Wish. I'm scared that more MPD episodes will ruin our chances for a reunion chapter. ;-)
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Date: 2004-08-01 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 05:57 am (UTC)White Chocolate, by
ladyflowdi.Sorry, not allowed to say.no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 09:56 am (UTC)Do not speak its name!!!!!
It kills us, yes, it hurts us, precious yes.....
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Date: 2004-08-01 12:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 01:33 pm (UTC)I know. Was only kidding. Mweh.
I'm a raving nutter, I know... :D
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Date: 2004-08-01 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 05:01 pm (UTC)Thanksno subject
Date: 2004-08-01 08:03 pm (UTC)Teh Lines
Date: 2004-08-01 09:55 am (UTC)Why he found the idea of snogging the irritable, irritating, mean, snide, sarcastic prick the least bit arousing was not something he cared to think about. It was something between his subconscious and his libido and he wasn’t going to get involved.
Abso-bloody-lutely HILARIOUS. It's a line I wish I HAD written for my Harry. In any case, it's brilliant. :D
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Date: 2004-07-31 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-31 10:18 pm (UTC)::floats::
I love how you write. Just love it. This whole universe that you have created with 'As You Wish' and 'The Shameless Badfic', and now this.
Ah, just beautiful. I am in awe. You are sublime, and I am always delighted to read your stories. Thank you so much for sharing this one with us all (I got here via the snape_potter community, see...)
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Date: 2004-08-01 01:46 pm (UTC)Hurray for WAFF!!!
Happy Birthday Indeed
Date: 2004-08-01 12:10 am (UTC)And did Madame Pomfrey extract Katerina from under Harry's armpit or in some other magical manner? I think Athena sprang from Zeus' forehead, but that would be really alarming on a human.
Nice fluff! Very enjoyable and I love how your boys talk to one another. Is good!
Heh-heh, I think Coros is going to be another surprised parent. He's had Kou for a companion for over a year and no baby, so he assumed she couldn't have them. Silly Nazgul.
Re: Happy Birthday Indeed
Date: 2004-08-01 01:36 pm (UTC)Besides, Harry was already set to kill me for starting the whole MPREG mess anyway. Mweh. :P
As for Coros and Kou... WHAAAAT?!!!! A BABY?!!! Aragorn's going to have a WIDDLE BROTHER?!!!
*dies laughing*
Re: Happy Birthday Indeed
Date: 2004-08-01 02:36 pm (UTC)As for Coros, here's a little scene:
“Lord Coros, you must forbear,” said the King of Gondor, his voice quiet.
Coros stirred restlessly. “Forbear? Why can I not go and lie down in the hall of your ancestors this very day? I have long outlived my time.” The King blocked the way to Rath Dinen with his body, calm and seemingly immovable.
Aragorn looked around the tall body of the ringwraith to gaze at Kou, standing beside and behind the man she served. “Because your faithful companion will insist she go with you – to the Silent Street and beyond.”
Coros sighed heavily. “That is her prerogative, her choice. She has been permitted little enough of that in her life.”
“And shall she choose for your unborn child as well?” Aragorn asked gently.
“My what?” Coros swung about to stare down at Kou. Sure enough, her small body bore that extra energy that indicated a new life. His heart sank, then sprang up and turned over in his chest. “But… I thought… we could not…”
Kou returned his astonished gaze, her face holding neither surprise nor fear. She was as she had always been – steady.
“I must admit a certain surprise at the fast recovery and persistence of both of you,” Aragorn said dryly, his mouth quirking a little as if he were trying to restrain laughter.
Re: Happy Birthday Indeed
Date: 2004-08-01 02:52 pm (UTC)I have to say, however, that as terrifying as that is, nothing was more horrifying than a Snape and Harry who were both pregnant at the same time!
Dumbledore actually felt true fear for the very first time!
And as for your Lost Boy's impending fatherhood - bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Poor clueless widdle Nazgul. Dare I suppose Aragorn is also still clueless about his Second Da in this snippet?
Re: Happy Birthday Indeed
Date: 2004-08-01 03:06 pm (UTC)I'm with Dumbledore in the fear dept. How did they manage two at once?? 0_O
Re: Happy Birthday Indeed
Date: 2004-08-01 03:13 pm (UTC)Part of the story is HERE. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1841835/2/)
That's how they managed to be BOTH pregnant at the same time! Although I never got around to mentioning Dumbledore's reaction. Hm. Sounds like more fluffy MPREG Tiggers for me! *snerk*
And oh yeah - I can symphatize with Aragorn. No doctor wants to see all his hard work wasted away like that! Mweh. Ain't Our Hero the multitalented one?
Re: Happy Birthday Indeed
Date: 2004-08-02 05:41 am (UTC)At least Coros doesn't have to worry about MPREG - and he's innocent of the knowledge about Moro and her irregular beginnings.
Aragorn is a fine doctor and a good man on top of it, so no, he doesn't want to waste all that hard work. Plus he's very curious about what Coros remembers about Numenor. So much of the old technology was lost and Coros was once part of that kingdom.
Hee! Coros probably doesn't think of himself as 'multitalented' as much as 'cursed', or perhaps 'plaything of the Valar' or somesuch. He's got some depression to work through, I do believe.
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Date: 2004-08-01 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 01:48 pm (UTC)I know it's really silly kink to have but hey, nothing makes me laugh harder than this whole pregnant male business. :p
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Date: 2004-08-01 01:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 01:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 01:33 am (UTC)I love this series :-)
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Date: 2004-08-01 01:49 pm (UTC)But then, sanity and I have parted ways a LOOOONG time ago.
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Date: 2004-08-01 02:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-01 01:42 pm (UTC)Severus was also being wistful about kids.... although he wasn't too sure about himself doing the whole parenting bit. Hell, with his parenting role models? But that's another tale for another time.
To just briefly explain about Waverly: Katerina wanted a little sister. For her next birthday. Um. She didn't mind waiting nine months until she got one.
And you know, Severus finds it VERY hard to resist giving in to whatever Katerina or Harry wants.
And THAT is going to be another story....
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Date: 2004-08-01 06:00 am (UTC)You feeling better today, my sweet?
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Date: 2004-08-01 01:43 pm (UTC)*hands over tissues*
This was not a good day. Unfortunately.
*sighs*
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Date: 2004-08-01 08:02 pm (UTC)*cuddles*
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Date: 2004-08-01 08:43 pm (UTC)I love your stories. I hope you don't mind if I friend you.