Prince Volderdink

[darth_stitch]

Okay. I know this is a late reaction to the news about having Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort but never mind. Here's my two cents:

1. I guess it's not a stretch anymore to say that Voldemort was "the most handsome man in the world" when working on As You Wish, eh?

2. I keep seeing Maid in Manhattan on HBO and I keep waiting for J-Lo to start going: "Pika! Pika!" while Ralph Fiennes snogs her. Hm. J-Lo, Consort of He Who Must Not Be Named? It's got a ring to it. Mweh.

3. Red Dragon Ralph Fiennes. Um. Yeah. Not hard to imagine The Gorgeous Brother of Joseph Fiennes as a psycho dark lord now, is it? *shivers*

Comments

[blue-raven.livejournal.com]

Yes, please inflict on the world the evilness that is J.Lo.

OI. I am also, from time to time, on MSN, so if you remind me, I'll log in.

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

J-Lo, Consort of He Who Must Not Be Named? It's got a ring to it.

ROTFLMAO!! That just gave me the wildest mental images of J-Lo in black fishnet bustier & silver scaled bodystocking, hanging on the arm of Lord Snakey! Yow! *Snickers helplessly*

Thank you for making my evening much more fun! Now back to the next chapter of Lions! (Am so behind...)

[aliciamasters.livejournal.com]

Now I have this mental image of J Lo as Bellatrix LeStrange, crazy beyond belief, doing illicit things to Voldemort while her husband, Marc Anthony/Rudolphus watches.

*shakes head vigorously to dislodge image*

Damn! It's still there! And she's wearing the outfit you described! (He's wearing the velvet jacket from Bram Stoker's Dracula, for some reason. And Voldemort is *shudder* naked. Ick.)

[september1967.livejournal.com]

And Voldemort is *shudder* naked. Ick.

That's exactly my reaction to a 'pretty' Voldemort *shudder* No thanks!