Auntie Stitch is DEADED. Again.

[darth_stitch]

sigh. papa is a bit cross.

see, whenever auntie stitch keels over deaded, 'specially over frances' killer icon, papa has to do stitch's work for her.

and auntie stitch has keeled over deaded today 'cos she saw frances' icon and stuff. i just don't get why she does that, 'cos it's just papa and daddy doing the kissing bits (ew!) but she does. ate sushi wants me to look at more pictures of that but i don't want to. i think i'd better let auntie stitch see that instead.

anyway, papa is very very cross 'cos he'd rather do kissing stuff with daddy today and now he can't 'cos he has to do auntie stitch's very important ins-ti-tu-tion-al report.

waverly did make this very nice picture of papa and daddy as penguins. 'cos papa turns into a penguin sometimes. and he can speak in penguin too.

we hope you guys like it, 'cos papa will prolly like it too if we show him and he won't be cross anymore.

-- arthur (& waverly too!)

Comments

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

You two are gorgeous. Where is your Daddy? He should go and make sure Papa is sufficiently entertained.

It is indeed a lovely picture of them. They make such cute penguins!

this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

All right, Frances. What did you do now?

*blinks at penguin icon*

That's...very sweet, children. I'm sure Papa would like that.

Re: this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

I did nothing at all.

It's Angela's fault. Promise. She told me to do it.

She did. I have the chatlog to prove it.

See?
blue_raven: How do we make her do that MPD thing again?
rach_kathine: kill her
rach_kathine: which involves
rach_kathine: a)porn
blue_raven: ICOn!??/
rach_kathine: b)fucking funny whatever
rach_kathine: c)icon, yes
blue_raven: YES
blue_raven: DO IT.

this is severus

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Detention. For both of you. With Mr. Filch.

7:00 pm. Do NOT be late.

And no, I'm afraid my husband will NOT be able to talk me out of it this time!

*grumblegrumblederangedaliencreatureleavingmetodoherworkgrumblegrumble*

Re: this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*stares at the icon*

*stares at the icon more*

Er... Severus, love?

Would you mind forgetting about the detention and joining me on the couch instead....?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sabriel/]

It's a lovely picture, Authur. I like it a lot.

By the way, which picture caused your aunt stitch to kneel over again? I'd like to see it.

sabriel

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

*looks quietly innocent*

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

it's the picture frances used of daddy and papa doing the kissing thing in this thread thingummy here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/darth_stitch/62820.html?thread=526180#t526180

Re: this is arthur

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sabriel/]

My goodness......no wonder she kneeled over. I would like to kneel over too, except I've got exams to study for. (And I'm procrastinating....)

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

Well, I can certainly understand why your papa would be so cross. Poor man.
I'll attempt to keep my laughter in check, now ;)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

hey arthur!

it's the ghost of great-godfather sirius!!!!

-- waverly

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

neat.

but wouldn't a picture of great-godfather sirius make papa even more grouchy?

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

Er.
I do believe you've gotten me mixed up with someone else?

[loupgarou1750.livejournal.com]

Ya know...

I'm startin' ta think Frances is due for a whuppin' and an icon confiscatin'.

although I kinda think Papa likes being a snarky old git bit grumpy.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Um. Well.

You see, I asked for a spanking instead of detention, and all I got was odd looks and a worse detention.

But I'm still up for the spanking, if someone's volunteering. I'm sure I deserve it.

But you're not taking my icon no sir.

Don't tempt me, child...

[loupgarou1750.livejournal.com]

you have got to stop showin' stitch that icon.


and somebody needs to tell Harry to cover that couch with plastic, or something.

[aliciamasters.livejournal.com]

You know, Frances, you can use this icon with me anytime.

:smirks:

Using it with Stitch, though, is just asking for trouble. And now you've gone and made Snape mad, since he has to do Stitch's work. And Harry mad, because he wants to be on the couch.

And I'm feeling a little cranky, because I want Harry and Snape on the couch, too.

Think about it: Snarry goodness on the couch, or the icon licking over, and over, and over...

hmmm. Not an easy choice.

:grins:

Wait! I've got it! Send ME the icon, and let Stitch wake up. It should work! Then we'll get both!

In the meantime, maybe we should let the children sleep. Just in case Stitch wakes up.

:tucks Waverly in with a kiss to the forehead:

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Boy Stitch just keeos dropping dead. I'm starting to think that Frances is doing it on purpose. *snickers*

*flops on the floor* After all that I've done today, I'd like to drop dead as well. *sighs*

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Usually I don't, but this time it was on Angela's orders.

*cuddles*

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

*cuddles back* Thanks, I needed that.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

awww... poor auntie korax. *cuddles*

auntie stitch is awake...but groggy. i think she's really sick. uh-oh.

-- waverly

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Hello, Arthur! Wow. Sounds like Auntie Stitch can't stay alive. It also sounds like Frances is on her way to becoming the world's first single-victim serial killer!

Alas, I can't talk very much as I've had something very grown-up to drink. It's called Sambuca, and it makes you feel normal for an hour, but as soon as you get home, you get woozy. Also, it's my wedding anniversary, and that calls for other grown-up things we won't go into detail over (or possibly laughing at the cat, one of the two).

Poke Auntie Stitch with a stick for me, and tell your Daddy and Papa I said I'm going to corrupt their children. :) **hugs**

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

oh. happy 'niversary then, Ate Sushi! and please tell that to kuya stu also!

"kuya" is filipino for big brother which stitch taught me. she also says kuya stu sort of sounds like daddy 'cos 'femme got him to play daddy in this game called the dungeons. whatever that is.

papa is still being crabby but he says you can try and corrupt me though it's not going to work. daddy's throwing a wobbly and saying: "OI!! Wait until he's LEGAL, for chrissakes!"

whatever THAT means.

Re: this is arthur

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Darling when you are legal (it means very old) I am going to do all manner of things to you that children aren't allowed.

This is Jessie

[jayorin.livejournal.com]

Gosh, she is dead alot, isn't she?


Mom says to reanimate her quickly, because she wants her Snapercup fix, as well as her Snarry Kid fix.