Oi.... did anyone get the number of that truck that got me...?

[darth_stitch]

Graaagh.

Keeled over from vileseagulls's Killer Snarry Icon.
Why? Not only because it is Teh Hot, but also because THAT Snape is the one in my head whenever I start planning the Vampire Snarry fic. Substitute the *cough* stuff on Harry's mouth and color it red as blood and....

Um. I'm going to stop before I keel over again.

BTW, was I just hallucinating or do I distinctly remember wikdsushi writing this Snarry fic wherein Harry goes off into the afterlife to be reunited with his Severus, who came there before and accidentally snogged James Potter (much to the poor man's shock) at first. Where is this fic? Anyone? Sushi? PLEASE? *makes puppy dog eyes*

Also keeled over from reading That Evil Fic. AAAAARRRRGH!!!!! No, I do NOT want to think about it. I do NOT want to think about it... I want to go ballistic on all those people and show them the Real Power of the fuckin' Dark Side of the Force...

Stop. Breathe. Never mind.

Had the oddest dream though - I dreamed that sweet little Arthur took over my LJ, was nearly kidnapped by Sushi and Korax and was happily entertaining all his other Aunts. He was learning about Nunkies (dear ol' Lacroix), and how to be sneaky and was turning me into a freakin' side show because I just wouldn't wake up...and then Sushi was turned into a zombie by gay koala-loving venomous snakes and was made part of the side show and ....

Holy Shit.

IT WASN'T A DREAM?!!!!!!

*keels over dead again*

Comments

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear.

Arthur, love, go get the smelling salts for Auntie Stitch, please.

*pats him*

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

AUNTIE LARS!!!

the smelling salts aren't working. maybe getting her pizza and rootbeer will.

love,

arthur

[book-wyrm.livejournal.com]

*laughing*

Poor Auntie Stitch appears to be losing it....

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

poor auntie stitch.

i think i'd better hide that evil fic. so she won't keel over deaded anymore.

- arthur

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

*looks at Stitch* Oh dear, not again. Auntie Stitch must have a very fragile constitution after all. *pokes Stitch with a stick to see her twitch* Heh heh heh.

Hey, Arthur, I'm all rested now (you can tell because my typos are gone now). You still want that cake?

*paints yellow poke-a-dots on Stitch's alread purple face* I think she might like pink hair too . . .

this is harry (age 17)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Bloody Hell.

What did you lot do to her now?

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

DADDY!!!!

don't worry, daddy. this is for my college education.

love,
arthur

Re: this is harry (age 17)

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

We are doing a make-over to get her ready for the side show. Wanna help?

*gives Arthur some chocolate cake she made eariler*

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Graagh! CW-verse, "Marching Home" (somewhere in the depths of LJ) and "I Woke Up Early The Day I Died" (again, depths of LJ - 'tis the snog one). GRARGH!

*does zombie-walk towards bed*had the distinct joy of being woken by the infant downstairs screaming his lungs out in the stairwell*really is a zombie now*

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Ahh. . . I distinctly remember wanting gag them.

*pets zombie!Sushi* Poo Sus, you want some brains. Maybe some toasty souls?

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

I want none of this soul-toast.

GRARGH! *staggers off in search of spicy brains*

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

zombie auntie sushi!!!

*giggles*

i think we're going to make lots and lots of money, auntie korax.

step right up, folks!

Re: this is arthur

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

*gives you a top hat and soap box* You've got to do it properly.

*starts hanging posters*

Open the door, it's the Pusher Man

[loupgarou1750.livejournal.com]

Auntie Snitch needs to ingest some serious methamphetamines and stop passing out because of porny icons and start playing with Arthur because Loup has been in a serious bad mood (not helped by the evil!fic) and needs some Shameless Bad Fic to restore equilibrium.

Re: Open the door, it's the Pusher Man

[sass-macfru.livejournal.com]

I totally agree! I want to find out what happens with Arthur, Papa and Daddy in the past!!

this is harry (age 17)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Blame Ferret Boy for this new disaster, mates. She was reading in his journal where he's having this (eurgh!) little spat with The Other Snape (thank god, mine has better taste - ahem.) and she keeled away dead all over again.

Damn. This leaves the kid and I to man the fort.

Not that I mind muchly. See, I think Professor Snape is going to kill me fairly soon and I'd rather not hurry my impending demise along...

-- Harry (who is not yet Arthur's Dad, nope nope nope)

Re: this is harry (age 17)

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I doubt he'll actually do any killing per say. . . after all. . . Arthur, sweet kid that he is, does in fact exist.

This doesn't mean that he won't maim us though.

Where they heck were you last night btw? Sushi was trying to do evil things again and I'm very bad at stopping her on account of being a loyal minion.

[gaycrow.livejournal.com]

I have koalas.

Poor Stitch - all this keeling over. I can't understand why anyone is reading that Evil Fic AT ALL, (if it's the one I'm thinking of), especially if it's having this kind of effect.

Arthur, point Stitch in this direction

http://www.squidge.org/~kali/ane.html

when she wakes up - it's a brilliant story about Papa and Daddy. It's very long though, she might have to read it when she has lots of spare time.

this is waverly (also age 4)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

KOALAS!!!!

whee!!!! i luv koalas, auntie gaycrow!!!

arthur gave me a koala and a new pet snake and i loved them ever so much.

godmother alicia didn't want me to keep the teefses with the boobies though. drat. *whimpers*

i think auntie stitch will be happy with that new story. if she ever wakes up, that is.

love,
waverly

[blue-raven.livejournal.com]

I have no idea how i got involved. I am possibly the only person who did not keel over at the sight of Frances' icon, but offering a child heavily-laden chocolate fudge was just so fun.

If you find a penguin lying around, can I have it back? Please?

this is waverly (also age 4)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

hi auntie angie!

i have mario here. arthur lent him to me. do you mind if i borrow him for a while? he'll be safe. i'll not let my baby basilisk get to him.

love,
waverly

by the way...

[sass-macfru.livejournal.com]

*mommie mode kicks in*
have you eaten??!! And by that I mean something besides all the sweets that the Aunties have given you? If not what is your favorite meal and I will fix it for you. Cause growing boys need to eat right and not sweets all the time!

*Who has been a Mommie longer than Auntie*

this is arthur

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

oh, daddy got me supper a whiles ago. and since it's morning where we are now, he also got waverly and me breakfast.

but we'd love lunch, though. if you don't mind - waverly and i like spaghetti.

love,
arthur

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Auntie Stitch needs a reinforced brain. Perhaps it won't melt so much then.

And anyway, zombie!Sushi is good. Why don't you paint her funny colours instead of Stitch, Arthur? She deserves it more. :)

Harry, I need you to do something for me. If Stitch is using Internet Explorer, you need to go to Tools > Internet Options > Content. Enable ratings, but set everything up very high so it doesn't actually ban any websites. Then go to Approved Sites, enter the address for the Evil Fic, and tell it to ban it. That way, she'll never be able to look at it again.

Of course, if she's not using IE, I have no idea what to do. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Nah . . . I think the game plan was to dress zombie!Sushi up like a Pirate. Arthur was taught the Eyeliner trick by Captain Jack Sparrow. *grins*

Nah. . . seeing Stitch go all brain dead's kinda fun actually.