There is a penguin dancing on my computer desk.

Yes. There is a penguin dancing the Pinoy "Otso-Otso" on my computer desk, distracting me from work.

I have named her Frances, in honor of the giver.

Frances also comes bearing chocolate Cadbury Creme Eggs, one of which has been shamelessly stolen by my Harry Muse.

My Severus Muse "quakes in mortal terror" at the prospect of a Harry hyped up on chocolate. Because we all know what my Muses get up to with chocolate, right? *snickers*

Frances Penguin is still dancing happily on my computer desk, much to the amusement of my officemates.

*loves Frances the Human and Muse very muchly for the wonderful Christmas present*

AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!!

*still screaming*

*still running about trying to find enough soap to wash out brain*

This reaction was brought to you by Stitch encountering EXPLICIT John Connor/The Terminator SLASH on the Slash Advent Calendar.

Dude. Arnie doing anything remotely "slashy" is Just. So. Wrong.

*vainly scrabbles for other slash pairings that will not scald one's eyes*

*fails*

*dies*