Chocolate and TMI...

[darth_stitch]

I never thought I'd write this down but gawd, I'm so glad that they invented chocolate.  

Chocolate was invented so that any woman who has a uterus that's working overtime will not be overcome by homicidal urges to kill everything male in sight. 

(Stitch has just decimated a slice of chocolate cake and is in heaven.  Also free of homicidal urges towards anything male.)

Don't worry, I won't torture the muses.  I can haz chocolate now! :P

Comments

[h311ybean]

I have always been glad that chocolate exists, and you cited a major reason why :-p

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

LOL. Men should get down on their knees and thank God everyday for chocolate. Else we'd have killed them all. :P

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

God is infinitely wise and merciful.

Except for how I'm a little bit allergic to it. >.< But just a little. So I can't, say, gnaw my way through an entire box in one sitting.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

The only trouble with being on a chocolate high is that it makes me want to write crackfic.

And now, I've managed to scare the bejebus out of Hannibal Muse as he's my favorite target right now. :P

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you feed him some chocolate? He sort of strikes me as a secret chocolate fancier.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

He's trying to keep the chocolate away from ME as I'm seriously contemplating the crackfic bunny.

Remember that movie Baby's Day Out? Remember that this was a VERY CUTE wee little guy with very light blonde hair and blue eyes who managed to outwit his kidnappers and he's still at the crawling stage?

Murdock Muse: (has died laughing)

(Face Muse is repressing urges to squee like a little girl at teh prospect of crackfic cuteness)

Face Muse: (indignant) I DO NOT SQUEE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

BA Muse: Y'know, this explains a lot of things about Hannibal...

(Hannibal Muse is trying to think up of a plan to stop me....)

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

I meant, maybe if you feed him chocolate it'll distract him. ^_^

Hannibal, I'd run if I were you. I mean, it won't stop her but at least you won't be there to see it.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Face Muse: (can't help but giggle uncontrollably) This is blackmail material, if I've ever got one!

Hannibal Muse: I wouldn't be so smug about blackmail material if I were you, lieutenant.

Face Muse: Huh?

Murdock Muse: Oh now THIS is getting good. Spill, Colonel!

Me: (cackling over the crackfic) Awww.... so cute.

(Hannibal Muse runs like hell)

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

I can't decide which is better: the fic or the commentary. :D

Ooooo, but Murdock is a sneaky bugger. Trying to slip a double-bunny in there...

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Murdock Muse is sneaky and evil and we love him for it.

Unfortunately, Hannibal Muse has realized that the blackmail material pertains to Face inadvertently confessing avowals of love to him which he wasn't taking seriously at the time and now that he knows Face is DEAD SERIOUS, he's freaked out about it.

It's Face's turn to be oblivious.

Face Muse: Oblivious to what?

Hannibal Muse: This is what you call karma, isn't it?

Me: But you were adorable in your obliviousness!

Hannibal Muse: One word, O Fuzzy and Blue One. Payback.