I think I'm going to start giving out this award on a regular basis...

[darth_stitch]

Snipped this from a fan fic:

"....I love you, you know that don't you. I love you so much, you are my life. You're my sun, my moon,
my everything."

Who's uttering these immortal lines? An incredibly unrecognizable Fluffed-up-to-the-Max Severus Snape to a dying? sick? injured? Harry Potter. Don't know - it's just that I caught that line, ran back to read that section, groaned and found myself laughing instead.

The day Severus Snape would actually SAY such maudlin tripe is the day Voldemort shows up at Hogwarts to ask Dumbledore to marry him and his one true love - Pikachu.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have today's winner of "The THUMP! Your Head Against The Keyboard Award."

Heh.

Comments

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Of course, little does Pikachu suspect that Voldie's one true lust is, in fact, Bulbasaur. "Bulba! Bulbasaur! BulbaSAURRRR!!"

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Noooo! Really? And after reading your fic, I thought that I had finally added yet another OTP to my Potterverse shipper list. Heh.

Voldie, you bad, bad boy...how dare you be unfaithful to such a sweet yellow fuzzy creature!!

*snicker*