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darth_stitchThe Fic That Should Not Be Named at FF.net wherein:
Severus Snape is a transvestite and therefore, after Voldemort's death, does what he's always wanted to for years - take a potion and turn into a woman. Complete with shiny Pantene-commercial worthy long non-greasy hair. And breasts. Oh yes. I kid you not.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!! *thumps head against keyboard again*
So okay - I still haunt ff.net because there are still, however few, quality fics there. Like I said, it's like going through a rummage sale - every now and then, you turn up the rare treasure. Of course, you get junk and then again, there's junk that just makes you want to groan....
Transvestite!Snape. It's not even a parody, for god's sake - it's actually frickin' serious. And of course, I had to get up until the fourth godsforsaken chapter until I figured where the whole thing was going, at which point I ran screaming.
Jaysus...and here I thought I have seen everything strange there is to see in the HP fandom, including the priceless, priceless Sushi fic that was Voldemort/Pikachu. (Now THAT was a comic masterpiece - which is why I adore![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wikdsushi - heheh)
That's it, I'm going to comb through bloody ff.net, look for the best fics in whatever fandom I can dig up and rec them here - if only to redeem the bloody place. Yeah, yeah, their NC-17 ban sucks but I still have fond memories of many a good fic that I've found there so I shall do some serious hunting down.
On a happy note -hp_femme is back!!!! Oh yay! Oh yay!
Severus Snape is a transvestite and therefore, after Voldemort's death, does what he's always wanted to for years - take a potion and turn into a woman. Complete with shiny Pantene-commercial worthy long non-greasy hair. And breasts. Oh yes. I kid you not.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!! *thumps head against keyboard again*
So okay - I still haunt ff.net because there are still, however few, quality fics there. Like I said, it's like going through a rummage sale - every now and then, you turn up the rare treasure. Of course, you get junk and then again, there's junk that just makes you want to groan....
Transvestite!Snape. It's not even a parody, for god's sake - it's actually frickin' serious. And of course, I had to get up until the fourth godsforsaken chapter until I figured where the whole thing was going, at which point I ran screaming.
Jaysus...and here I thought I have seen everything strange there is to see in the HP fandom, including the priceless, priceless Sushi fic that was Voldemort/Pikachu. (Now THAT was a comic masterpiece - which is why I adore
wikdsushi - heheh)That's it, I'm going to comb through bloody ff.net, look for the best fics in whatever fandom I can dig up and rec them here - if only to redeem the bloody place. Yeah, yeah, their NC-17 ban sucks but I still have fond memories of many a good fic that I've found there so I shall do some serious hunting down.
On a happy note -
hp_femme is back!!!! Oh yay! Oh yay!
