FICLET: YES, STITCH JUST WROTE SNUPIN.
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darth_stitchYou heard me. I just wrote Snupin.
I blame![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
blue_raven, who happens to be my Snupin Muse, ENTIRELY.
If y'all excuse me, I'll just go hide from the Righteous Wrath of my Harry Muse.
In my defense, this is a teenaged Severus and Remus. Okay?! Harry, YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET!!!
First Kiss
by Darth Stitch
DISCLAIMER: Just playing in the JKR sandbox. Not mine. Set in the Wacky Fluffverse....um, YEARS before. Yes, this is a teenaged Severus Snape and Remus Lupin. Hey, Harry wasn't even born yet!
***
Severus Snape could NEVER understand what the fuss with first kisses was all about.
He'd figured that since it WAS one's first kiss, that it was usually bad and awkward and stupid.... not to mention bumped noses and foreheads and Lily just HAD to tell him about the muggle contraption on one's teeth called braces and how there were these two teenagers who both had the hideous things on and snogged with them and got stuck. Eurgh.
Not that Severus thought he'd ever get around to having a first kiss, even, not when he was actually sure WHO he should be kissing with. All the boys his age, regardless of House affiliation, were mooning about one girl or the other, generally acting like complete dolts. And Lily would just roll her eyes at the lot of them, especially at James Potter, who seemed to be using an awful lot of Breath Freshening Charms these days. At least she was the only female who apparently did that - the rest of the girls in the school were every bit as bad as their male counterparts were.
So, as per usual, he and Lily Evans were the only sane people in Hogwarts.
Well, except maybe for Remus Lupin. But then Lupin was just quiet, as was his wont, and he just laughed and watched his friends and he was being sensible, as usual. Sometimes, Severus wondered how on earth did Lupin end up in Gryffindor.
But then Lupin was a very entertaining puzzle, what with his monthly "indispositions" and his frequent visits to the infirmary and the color of his eyes, which were blue normally and oddly seemed to turn gold in certain lighting, and the faint scratches on his arms and the softness of his hair and....
No, he absolutely did NOT fancy Lupin, no matter WHAT Lily claimed. Daft bint.
Severus was just very curious, that was all.
So really, Severus' heart absolutely did NOT pound just a little faster when he'd bumped into Lupin who was apparently far more interested in blending into the scenery than dancing during the Yule Ball.
"Didn't think you'd play at wallflower tonight, Lupin," he said, trying to muster his customary sneer.
"I tore up my dance card," Lupin told him pleasantly. "Born with two left feet, very tragic, couldn't dance to save my life."
"Pity your friends wouldn't accept their disability - is Black having some sort of epileptic seizure or is that actually what passes for dance these days?"
Lupin smiled widely. "Ah, but it's so very entertaining. Not to mention the blackmail potential." He held up a camera. "I will treasure every single snapshot."
Severus raised a brow. "Blackmail? You? For shame, Mr. Lupin. And here I thought you were a noble, loyal Gryffindor...."
"I'll remind you that Slytherins don't have a monopoly on cunning, Mr. Snape." Lupin shrank the camera and tucked it into his pocket. He glanced meaningfully at the dance floor, where Lily Evans was valiantly trying to teach James Potter the rudiments of actual dancing, as opposed to bouncing around like a demented jack in the box. "Sorry about your date over there - she seems to have forgotten to leave you room in her dance card."
Severus flushed, which he tried to cover up with a disdainful snort. "She may be my 'date' but that's only because your idiot friend Potter didn't have the slightest clue on how to ask a lady to the Yule Ball."
"Not your type, eh?" No, really, Severus wasn't blushing any harder at that wicked, wicked grin on Lupin's face. And he wasn't breathing faster, oh no, and he really didn't want Lupin any closer than arm's length and...
And then, there he was, just a breath away. "You're cute when you blush."
"I most certainly am n---mmpgh!"
Wet. That's what it was. It was wet, with Lupin - Remus' tongue flicking gently on his lips, demanding entrance and then Severus forgot all about it being wet and just lost himself in the taste of him, the feel of Remus' hands sliding underneath his robes and the fact that his own hands were sliding up Remus' neck, through all that soft, rumpled hair that he'd wanted to touch all along.
So maybe there was something to this first kiss business after all.
And maybe, there was a very good reason why the Sorting Hat placed Remus Lupin in Gryffindor.
Now if Severus could only just hide from Lily Evans so he wouldn't hear her crow "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!" and demand - shudder - details.
- end -
I blame
blue_raven, who happens to be my Snupin Muse, ENTIRELY. If y'all excuse me, I'll just go hide from the Righteous Wrath of my Harry Muse.
In my defense, this is a teenaged Severus and Remus. Okay?! Harry, YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET!!!
First Kiss
by Darth Stitch
DISCLAIMER: Just playing in the JKR sandbox. Not mine. Set in the Wacky Fluffverse....um, YEARS before. Yes, this is a teenaged Severus Snape and Remus Lupin. Hey, Harry wasn't even born yet!
***
Severus Snape could NEVER understand what the fuss with first kisses was all about.
He'd figured that since it WAS one's first kiss, that it was usually bad and awkward and stupid.... not to mention bumped noses and foreheads and Lily just HAD to tell him about the muggle contraption on one's teeth called braces and how there were these two teenagers who both had the hideous things on and snogged with them and got stuck. Eurgh.
Not that Severus thought he'd ever get around to having a first kiss, even, not when he was actually sure WHO he should be kissing with. All the boys his age, regardless of House affiliation, were mooning about one girl or the other, generally acting like complete dolts. And Lily would just roll her eyes at the lot of them, especially at James Potter, who seemed to be using an awful lot of Breath Freshening Charms these days. At least she was the only female who apparently did that - the rest of the girls in the school were every bit as bad as their male counterparts were.
So, as per usual, he and Lily Evans were the only sane people in Hogwarts.
Well, except maybe for Remus Lupin. But then Lupin was just quiet, as was his wont, and he just laughed and watched his friends and he was being sensible, as usual. Sometimes, Severus wondered how on earth did Lupin end up in Gryffindor.
But then Lupin was a very entertaining puzzle, what with his monthly "indispositions" and his frequent visits to the infirmary and the color of his eyes, which were blue normally and oddly seemed to turn gold in certain lighting, and the faint scratches on his arms and the softness of his hair and....
No, he absolutely did NOT fancy Lupin, no matter WHAT Lily claimed. Daft bint.
Severus was just very curious, that was all.
So really, Severus' heart absolutely did NOT pound just a little faster when he'd bumped into Lupin who was apparently far more interested in blending into the scenery than dancing during the Yule Ball.
"Didn't think you'd play at wallflower tonight, Lupin," he said, trying to muster his customary sneer.
"I tore up my dance card," Lupin told him pleasantly. "Born with two left feet, very tragic, couldn't dance to save my life."
"Pity your friends wouldn't accept their disability - is Black having some sort of epileptic seizure or is that actually what passes for dance these days?"
Lupin smiled widely. "Ah, but it's so very entertaining. Not to mention the blackmail potential." He held up a camera. "I will treasure every single snapshot."
Severus raised a brow. "Blackmail? You? For shame, Mr. Lupin. And here I thought you were a noble, loyal Gryffindor...."
"I'll remind you that Slytherins don't have a monopoly on cunning, Mr. Snape." Lupin shrank the camera and tucked it into his pocket. He glanced meaningfully at the dance floor, where Lily Evans was valiantly trying to teach James Potter the rudiments of actual dancing, as opposed to bouncing around like a demented jack in the box. "Sorry about your date over there - she seems to have forgotten to leave you room in her dance card."
Severus flushed, which he tried to cover up with a disdainful snort. "She may be my 'date' but that's only because your idiot friend Potter didn't have the slightest clue on how to ask a lady to the Yule Ball."
"Not your type, eh?" No, really, Severus wasn't blushing any harder at that wicked, wicked grin on Lupin's face. And he wasn't breathing faster, oh no, and he really didn't want Lupin any closer than arm's length and...
And then, there he was, just a breath away. "You're cute when you blush."
"I most certainly am n---mmpgh!"
Wet. That's what it was. It was wet, with Lupin - Remus' tongue flicking gently on his lips, demanding entrance and then Severus forgot all about it being wet and just lost himself in the taste of him, the feel of Remus' hands sliding underneath his robes and the fact that his own hands were sliding up Remus' neck, through all that soft, rumpled hair that he'd wanted to touch all along.
So maybe there was something to this first kiss business after all.
And maybe, there was a very good reason why the Sorting Hat placed Remus Lupin in Gryffindor.
Now if Severus could only just hide from Lily Evans so he wouldn't hear her crow "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!" and demand - shudder - details.
- end -
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Date: 2005-09-21 11:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-21 12:44 pm (UTC)You got me with the cute pleading wolfy eyes, damn you.
*is still hiding from Harry Muse*
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Date: 2005-09-22 02:10 am (UTC)And lots and lots of other people will see it and love it, as well. :D
*still dancing*
*whimpers*
Date: 2005-09-22 03:09 am (UTC)Re: *whimpers*
Date: 2005-09-22 04:01 am (UTC)Hah, just saw it. I am still very proud of you. :D
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Date: 2005-09-21 12:24 pm (UTC)this is stitch's lily muse
Date: 2005-09-21 12:49 pm (UTC)*Patented Innocent Look*
Now you know where my son REALLY gets it from. XP
- Lily
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Date: 2005-09-21 12:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-21 12:50 pm (UTC)*is bewildered*
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Date: 2005-09-21 12:51 pm (UTC)Ah, Harry Muse. Er, fancy meeting you here. Um. What are you talking about? Me? Hiding anything? Don't be silly.
*tugs at collar nervously*
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Date: 2005-09-21 10:45 pm (UTC)*smiles*
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Date: 2005-09-21 01:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-21 03:29 pm (UTC)[curls up about Duncan and settles in for the fireworks]
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Date: 2005-09-22 03:41 am (UTC)Wardrobe. Now.
*is terrified*
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Date: 2005-09-22 06:27 am (UTC)[locks self in with mate and fluffballs.]
[awaits explosion]
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Date: 2005-09-21 07:27 pm (UTC)So, my Harry Muse is taunting your Harry Muse for your Harry Muse's Severus Muse's "sordid, yet intriguing past." ;)
And I'm hosting a fest that I think you'd be perfect for. *nudges*
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Date: 2005-09-22 03:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-22 03:16 am (UTC)Er. Sordid past? Who, Severus? Nah. Go on, Harry Muse. Nothing to see here. Really!
*whimpers*
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Date: 2005-09-22 03:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-22 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-22 03:33 am (UTC)This is a joke, right?
Haha, I mean, Severus and Remus... really, that's ridiculous, they squabble like a pair of eleven year olds on a daily basis. I mean, honestly.
It's a sodding joke, right?
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Date: 2005-09-22 03:35 am (UTC)Of course it is.
*pets*
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Date: 2005-09-22 03:36 am (UTC)Absolutely nothing. Now, if you could kindly leave the daft alien bint's journal -- really, Harry, love, there's no point in infecting yourself with HER brand of insanity...
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Date: 2005-09-22 03:39 am (UTC)this is Duncan
Date: 2005-09-22 03:40 am (UTC)Re: this is Duncan
Date: 2005-09-22 06:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-21 07:52 pm (UTC)I love Snape voice in this. Just made my heart skip!
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Date: 2005-09-22 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-09-22 08:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-22 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-22 06:47 pm (UTC)That's the cutest thing ever!!! I love it!!!
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Date: 2005-09-22 09:24 pm (UTC)So, as per usual, he and Lily Evans were the only sane people in Hogwarts.
Not only did this line make me laugh, but I really liked how it turned around in the end, with Lily dancing with James and Remus and Severus kissing.
Very cute.
Awwwww
Date: 2005-09-23 01:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-24 08:08 am (UTC)love, lore
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Date: 2006-04-19 08:21 pm (UTC)