*exasperated sigh*

[darth_stitch]

There are days when I really, REALLY hate our Post Office.

Yes, murasaki99 - the copy of HBP that you sent has not yet arrived here. Alas, that our Post can be exasperatingly slow. *whimpers*

Maybe I should ask Morrie to run over and have a little "talk" with the people there. I'm sure he's got plenty of Clout.

***

Damn these Snapercup woes!

The trouble with having Snapercup as ... well, Snapercup is that one can not take the easy way out and have him barter his "untouched virginity" to the Lecherous EEEBIL Prince to save Harry's arse, the way you can do it with your standard Blonde, Beautiful and Not-So-Bright but Spirited Princess.

Um. Er. What?!! The mere thought of Snape being any kind of Classic Romance Novel Blushing Virgin Heroine is enough to make me fall off my chair, HOWLING with laughter. Not to mention that my Snape Muse will kill me for even considering the idea.

Oh well, I never said I didn't adore a challenge!

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[somniesperus.livejournal.com]

But Prince Voldemort does want to fuck him. Bad. Snape's bound to know it, and he's sneaky. What's the problem here? *g*

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

*twitch*

*looks at her smirking Snape Muse*

*looks at her Darkly Glowering Harry Muse Who's Going to Really Kill Her because Snape IS going to be Veddy Veddy Sneaky*

fates_caprice: You DO know that it IS the only way out of this fine mess you've created for yourself?

Me: *cowering in terror of the wrath of Dark Lord Harry* Yes.

*facepalms* Yep. I'm SO screwed.

Well, at least there's no way in hell I can claim Snapercup's a virgin. Thanks, Telanu! Heh.

*runs like hell from her oturaged Snape Muse*

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the book update, I was wondering how the HPB book was faring. I hope the post awful will deliver it up safely. Too bad owl service doesn't go to your part of the planet - or else they won't deliver for a muggle like myself. :D

Heh-heh, your comment about Snapercup so NOT being a blushing virgin made me remember a scene in a funny fantasy (by Bob Asprin?), where the heroine, who has had a rough young life, is captured by pirates and they haul out a cauldron on the theory that 'bathing in virgin's blood' will extend their lifespans. She starts howling with laughter, whereupon the pirates grumblingly put away the cauldron and don't mention virginity any more. XD