Arthur and "Uncle Morrie"
Nov. 19th, 2004 04:38 pmArthur and the children have a new "uncle."
His name? Morgoth Bauglir, the Eater of Worlds, the One True Dark Lord, in whom all others such as Sauron, the Sith Lords and Voldemort, are only mere shadows.
But hey, he's Morrie to his friends and "Uncle Morrie" to the Potter-Snape brood.
Harry has "keeled over deaded" after making the acquaintance of The Dark Lord.
Harry: Why does all of this have to happen to me?!
Severus: Because you're a Gryffindor and therefore a magnet for trouble?
Waverly: I want Uncle Morrie to teach me how to play piano too. And can I keep Uncle Feanor?
Katerina: I want to help Uncle Feanor build his ship!
Severus is contemplating picking up the entire family, stealing my spaceship and moving to another planet.
Uncle Morrie seems to be delighted with his new audience, though. He is quite a mean piano player and would like to take on Arthur as a student. Arthur is delighted at the prospect.
I foresee a jazz concert in the future - featuring Morrie and Arthur! What do you think,
The insanity contained therein is a result of THIS THREAD and the wonderful zanyness of my fellow lunatic in arms
For the uninitiated into the world of J.R.R. Tolkien - Morgoth is the Ultimate Dark Lord of Middle-earth. Sauron, the Lord of the Rings, is actually just his lackey. Sauron took over the Dark Lording when Morgoth was slammed down by his fellow gods and locked away in the Void, until the Final Battle. So you can understand Harry and Severus' reactions when said Dark Lord volunteered to visit and play the piano for them.
He does play a mean piano, though. :P
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Date: 2004-11-19 04:57 pm (UTC)Oh, Morrie isn't the 'Eater of Worlds' that eponym belong to a certain titanic beastie that chomps up planets. (And the reason why Morrie is now living on his favorite playtoy, uh, world, looking for something larger than an elephant gun to ward it off.)
Morrie: Sure, I can teach more than one, let's start out with some scales and then on to Billy Joel! Feanor, go get your trumpet and keep us company.
Feanor (grumpily): It is NOT a 'trumpet' it is a coronet, thank you.
Morrie: Fine, whatever. Just play and stuff the bitchin'. Oh wait! Put on some coffee first!
Feanor: ...
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Date: 2004-11-20 03:19 am (UTC)Holy shite.
Just as long as we're not talking Galactus (Marvel comics) or Unicron (Transformers) here.... dare I make a guess it's something Lovecraftian?
In the meantime, you got YIM or Windows Messenger? I'd love for us to write something silly together in chat - Waverly, Arthur and Uncle Morrie's jazz concert! :D Severus and Harry as proud parents! The camcorders! The pictures! The Weasleys! :P
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Date: 2004-11-20 04:38 pm (UTC)in part four. I think it does get more from Lovecraft than Marvel comics, although I've read more of the comics than Mr. Lovecraft.
At the moment, I don't have Y!M or AIM on this machine. I'll have to see if I can't get something installed. I used AIM at work to keep connected with my work colleagues. Writing on the fly can be much fun. Let me see what I can find. I'm on Pacific time in the USA, we seem to overlap in the morning.
Heh-heh, a concert practically guaranteed to bring down the house! ^_^
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Date: 2004-11-19 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-20 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-21 07:08 am (UTC)Feanor: Don't encourage him!