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darth_stitchI quail at the amount of work that you have piled up for the next few months. At last count, you have two concerts which need souvenir programs, a very long tribute book to that fashion designer celebrating his 50 years in the business and who is, in your own words, "persnickety as all hell" - not to mention the month-long theatrical festival that requires souvenir programs for thirty shows, a brochure and posters that all need proofreading and editing.
You also have press releases, radio advertisements and a calendar of events to edit and update.
This is why I DEMAND that you CEASE and DESIST this tendency of yours to "die" (also known as irresponsibly skipping off work), leaving us (namely ME!) to do your bloody work.
I have a husband to attend to, children to raise and yes, classes to teach, research to do and potions to brew. Contrary to popular belief, as much as I enjoy my scholarly pursuits, I do have a family that comes first now. Thanks to you... though I willfully refuse to try and understand WHY you decided to have me bear one of the children as, of all the absurdities, a pregnant male. Not to mention your appalling tendency to cast me in the female role whenever you are struck with your ridiculous plot ideas to borrow tales from classical or popular fiction.
In other words, wake up this instant, Darth Kathleen Grace Stitch!
Severus Snape
Long-Suffering Muse
You also have press releases, radio advertisements and a calendar of events to edit and update.
This is why I DEMAND that you CEASE and DESIST this tendency of yours to "die" (also known as irresponsibly skipping off work), leaving us (namely ME!) to do your bloody work.
I have a husband to attend to, children to raise and yes, classes to teach, research to do and potions to brew. Contrary to popular belief, as much as I enjoy my scholarly pursuits, I do have a family that comes first now. Thanks to you... though I willfully refuse to try and understand WHY you decided to have me bear one of the children as, of all the absurdities, a pregnant male. Not to mention your appalling tendency to cast me in the female role whenever you are struck with your ridiculous plot ideas to borrow tales from classical or popular fiction.
In other words, wake up this instant, Darth Kathleen Grace Stitch!
Severus Snape
Long-Suffering Muse
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Date: 2004-09-21 08:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 08:54 am (UTC)*glares*
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Date: 2004-09-21 08:56 am (UTC)Oh, but tell Stitch I want to squee at her, when she's got the time.
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Date: 2004-09-21 08:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 09:04 am (UTC)I have a job this summer working for my mother - my hours will be 11:30am to 7pm or thereabouts. Anyone who's ever seen me in the morning knows how fantastic this is.
this is Older Arthur
Date: 2004-09-21 09:07 am (UTC)Mm. Frankly, that's enough to make me fall in love all over again.
Congratulations, love.
-- Arthur
Re: this is Older Arthur
Date: 2004-09-21 09:09 am (UTC)Re: this is Older Arthur
Date: 2004-09-21 09:11 am (UTC)*leers*
Re: this is Older Arthur
Date: 2004-09-21 09:14 am (UTC)this is Stitch...FINALLY!!!
Date: 2004-09-21 09:17 am (UTC)*looks at Harry and Severus Muses on Teh Couch of Lurve*
*rolls eyes*
Oooh, btw, congratulations, Frances! :D
Re: this is Stitch...FINALLY!!!
Date: 2004-09-21 09:21 am (UTC)Shit, I should so be doing homework. Am looking at icons. NAUGHTY ME. :D
Pretty icons make me squeak, though!
Re: this is Stitch...FINALLY!!!
Date: 2004-09-21 09:23 am (UTC)And what have you been doing to my Muses again? If they go off and spawn ANOTHER kid, I shall blame you! :P
motherofgawd...you boys have better taken contraceptive potions!
Re: this is Stitch...FINALLY!!!
Date: 2004-09-21 09:27 am (UTC)Re: this is Stitch...FINALLY!!!
Date: 2004-09-21 09:33 am (UTC)Here. Her name's Katie, but I think really this one's Waverly. And perhaps Ship should be Arthur.
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:00 am (UTC)At least Frances has got something to be happy about.
I'd like my husband back for cuddling, thanks...if he stops being in a Royal Snit sometime soon.
*pouts*
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 09:09 am (UTC)Any day that is ideal for cuddling one's husband on one's couch is a wonderful day. :P
Now, let's see if I can coax His Snarkiness out of his Royal Snit... *mischievous grin*
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 09:12 am (UTC)*is pounced on by very determined brat of a husband*
Oh very well.
I surrender.
*proceeds to nuzzle determined brat of a husband*
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:07 am (UTC)I won't do it! *stomps*
From all the Muses to snapes_pet's Remus:
Date: 2004-09-21 09:10 am (UTC)And have fun driving your Writer stark raving bonkers while you're at it.
Love,
Stitch's Muses
This is Remus
Date: 2004-09-21 09:27 am (UTC)I have been driving her nuts. Giving her random plot bunnies. I think that’s what they’re called? I’m tired of her always writing me as a grief stricken old man. Why not something nice and happy for once?
Re: This is Remus
Date: 2004-09-21 09:31 am (UTC)I mean, honestly, Severus and I have to deal with angst and tragedy and all that shite in ten thousand other stories. Not that a well-written piece of drama isn't an enjoyable read, but we can all use a bit of fluffy stuff, eh?
Now if you'll excuse me, Severus isn't done with me yet... :P
Re: This is Remus
Date: 2004-09-21 09:41 am (UTC)*takes out candy bar* You never let me have these either. You are such a mean woman...
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 09:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 02:20 am (UTC)As for your speculation about Draco... who knows? There's definitely a little elf in every wizard.
Tui's little Nazgul-cub would be only too happy to join your Potter-Snape brood (although they might have to be prepared for the occasional Dire Adventure.)
Dang, I sent in chapter 14, and it hasn't show up yet. *Controls urge to really whine*.
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Date: 2004-09-22 03:01 am (UTC)He is the part of me that is sensible, sober and occasionally prone to fits of temper and grouchiness. Of course he makes sense. He makes better sense than I DO sometimes.
:P
Hah! You should know that there IS a long-running joke among Legolas fans about Jason Isaacs (Looshie Malfoy!) being a good pick to play Thranduil in The Hobbit movie. And I've already made several jokes about Legolas being the disowned, long-missing, oldest Malfoy son. :P *snorlfes*
YAY! for more kiddies! You realize that if Sulime hops on over, not to mention Tui's widdle Nazgul cub, Dire Adventure is definitely in the offering. Oh lord. Their parents are ALL going to get heart failure. :P
No chapter 14 yet?! WAIL!!!!!