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darth_stitchBecause I'm a nut. And because I'm trying to skeeve off work (evil, evil me!)
HP Book: Order of the Phoenix - the Snarriness *snerk* and all the lovely, lovely Snape bits. After that, it's Prisoner of Azkaban - love the adventure bits there.
HP Character: Harry Potter and Severus Snape. It has to be both. I can't pick between them. Harry's a sweetie and Severus, like it or not, is a "honey." Heh.
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor. I'm a cat (Gryffindor lion, yes?). And damn proud of it!
Teacher: Snape (that voice gets me every time). And right next to him is McGonagall (love that woman).
Creature: Buckbeak
Candy: Sugar Quills
Book Cover: OotP (the Scholastic Edition, guess that'd be U.S.)
Quote or Phrase:
"Snape staggered — his wand flew upwards, away from Harry — 'and suddenly Harry's mind was teeming with memories that were not his: a hook-nosed man was shouting at a cowering woman, while a small dark-haired boy cried in a corner . . . a greasy-haired teenager sat alone in a dark bedroom, pointing his wand at the ceiling, shooting down flies . . . a girl was laughing as a scrawny boy tried to mount a bucking broomstick — '" - Nope, couldn't make it a phrase, it had to be a damn paragraph. Snape, of course, during the Occlumency lessons in OotP - where I completely flipped out and swore: ohmygod, I was frickin' right - Snape n'Harry ARE more similar than we thought! And yeah, I cried for that poor kid huddling in the corner.
Chapter: Occlumency, Snape's Worst Memory - OotP
Marauder: Moony (forever n' ever, AMEN! - absolutely adore the wolf)
Weasley: Ron, Gred n' Forge. And I have a soft spot for Bill - being the Weasley heartthrob. Heh.
Type of Owl: Pigwidgeon and Hedwig.
Sorting Hat Song: OotP - as in, holy shite, Gryffindor and Slytherin were BEST FRIENDS? There went my slash-dar!
Muggle/Squib: the Grangers
Dragon: Norwegian Ridgeback. Hagrid's Baby Norbert, of course!
Member of the Order: Tonks! (Amen to that!) Though I keep seeing Kingsley as Morpheus...
Hogsmeade Shop: That candy store. Damn it, I forgot the name...
Favorite Magazine or Newspaper: The Quibbler - the only Wizarding Newspaper to get the news right! Hey - they published Harry's story!
Color Dress Robe: Black is best. After that, sign me up for midnight blue.
Invisibility Cloak Event: First year - nearly getting caught by a Quirell-throttling Snape. In the movie, that was what made me suspect Snape of vampire abilities - we're very sensitive to our surroundings, aren't we, Professor? Almost TOO sensitive...
Death Eater: Snape. But if we're talking about loyal DE's then it's gotta be Lucius Malfoy. Ferret Sr. is so arrogant, it'll be his downfall!
Obstacle in the Philosopher's Stone: the chess game - go Ron!
Wand Type: Holly. Phoenix feather. Eleven inches. (Sorry for snitching this femme but I have to agree with ya...)
Spell: Wingardium Leviosa - hey, I like making things fly. Next are Cheering Charms!
Unforgivable Curse: Imperius
DADA Teacher: Professor Lupin (er...can I also say Professor H.J. Potter - future permanent DADA professor?)
Gryffindor: Neville Longbottom (go Neville! Kick DE butt!) and Lee Jordan (adore the Quidditch commentary)
Ravenclaw: Luna Lovegood (adore the little space cadet too!)
Hufflepuff: Cedric Diggory (sniff!)
Slytherin: Blaise Zabini (and let the endless speculations about his/her gender begin!)
Ghost: The Bloody Baron. (He fascinates me...)
Centaur: Firenze
Quidditch Position: Seeker
Skiving Snackbox: Fainting Fancies
Pensieve Memory: Snape's Worst Memory. (made me want to hex the Marauders into the next century - I didn't cry over the Dog; I cried over Snape. I was SO bitterly disappointed in the Marauders...*snarl*)
Harry or Ron: Harry
Ron or Hermione: Hermione
Hermione or Cho: Hermione forever!
Cho or Ginny: Ginny. (Go Weasley girl!)
Dumbledore or McGonagall: Before Ootp, it was Dumbledore. Now - it's gotta be McGonagall. Go Mama Cat!
Snape or Lucius: Snape (Between Ferret Sr. and His Snarkiness? I'll pick the snark over the rodent any time, any day of the week)
Sirius or Lupin: Lupin (damn you, Sirius!)
Draco or Tom: Tom (only in fandom does Draco look like he'll end up a decent guy after all. Besides, Christian Coulson's cuter than Tom Felton - heh)
Draco or Harry: Harry - can there be any doubt, Harry-sweetie?
Snape or Sirius: Snape. Damn you, Sirius! (sorry, am still suffering OotP blues over him...)
James or Sirius: James, if only because he saved Snape's life....
Fred or George: Gred and Forge, forever n' ever amen.
Molly Weasley or Arthur Weasley: Arthur
Seamus or Dean: Dean
Fleur or Cho: Fleur (she got Bill! Bwahahahaha!)
Fudge or Umbridge: In a heartbeat - Fudge. Because I'd feed Umbridge to Spike first. Or Kyrys. Whichever of my vampire boys gets her first.
Harry or Hermione: Harry - always.
Hedwig or Crookshanks: Hedwig
Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia: Snitching from Sushi - I simply knock their heads together. Hard.
Moody or Tonks: Tonks, of course.
HP Book: Order of the Phoenix - the Snarriness *snerk* and all the lovely, lovely Snape bits. After that, it's Prisoner of Azkaban - love the adventure bits there.
HP Character: Harry Potter and Severus Snape. It has to be both. I can't pick between them. Harry's a sweetie and Severus, like it or not, is a "honey." Heh.
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor. I'm a cat (Gryffindor lion, yes?). And damn proud of it!
Teacher: Snape (that voice gets me every time). And right next to him is McGonagall (love that woman).
Creature: Buckbeak
Candy: Sugar Quills
Book Cover: OotP (the Scholastic Edition, guess that'd be U.S.)
Quote or Phrase:
"Snape staggered — his wand flew upwards, away from Harry — 'and suddenly Harry's mind was teeming with memories that were not his: a hook-nosed man was shouting at a cowering woman, while a small dark-haired boy cried in a corner . . . a greasy-haired teenager sat alone in a dark bedroom, pointing his wand at the ceiling, shooting down flies . . . a girl was laughing as a scrawny boy tried to mount a bucking broomstick — '" - Nope, couldn't make it a phrase, it had to be a damn paragraph. Snape, of course, during the Occlumency lessons in OotP - where I completely flipped out and swore: ohmygod, I was frickin' right - Snape n'Harry ARE more similar than we thought! And yeah, I cried for that poor kid huddling in the corner.
Chapter: Occlumency, Snape's Worst Memory - OotP
Marauder: Moony (forever n' ever, AMEN! - absolutely adore the wolf)
Weasley: Ron, Gred n' Forge. And I have a soft spot for Bill - being the Weasley heartthrob. Heh.
Type of Owl: Pigwidgeon and Hedwig.
Sorting Hat Song: OotP - as in, holy shite, Gryffindor and Slytherin were BEST FRIENDS? There went my slash-dar!
Muggle/Squib: the Grangers
Dragon: Norwegian Ridgeback. Hagrid's Baby Norbert, of course!
Member of the Order: Tonks! (Amen to that!) Though I keep seeing Kingsley as Morpheus...
Hogsmeade Shop: That candy store. Damn it, I forgot the name...
Favorite Magazine or Newspaper: The Quibbler - the only Wizarding Newspaper to get the news right! Hey - they published Harry's story!
Color Dress Robe: Black is best. After that, sign me up for midnight blue.
Invisibility Cloak Event: First year - nearly getting caught by a Quirell-throttling Snape. In the movie, that was what made me suspect Snape of vampire abilities - we're very sensitive to our surroundings, aren't we, Professor? Almost TOO sensitive...
Death Eater: Snape. But if we're talking about loyal DE's then it's gotta be Lucius Malfoy. Ferret Sr. is so arrogant, it'll be his downfall!
Obstacle in the Philosopher's Stone: the chess game - go Ron!
Wand Type: Holly. Phoenix feather. Eleven inches. (Sorry for snitching this femme but I have to agree with ya...)
Spell: Wingardium Leviosa - hey, I like making things fly. Next are Cheering Charms!
Unforgivable Curse: Imperius
DADA Teacher: Professor Lupin (er...can I also say Professor H.J. Potter - future permanent DADA professor?)
Gryffindor: Neville Longbottom (go Neville! Kick DE butt!) and Lee Jordan (adore the Quidditch commentary)
Ravenclaw: Luna Lovegood (adore the little space cadet too!)
Hufflepuff: Cedric Diggory (sniff!)
Slytherin: Blaise Zabini (and let the endless speculations about his/her gender begin!)
Ghost: The Bloody Baron. (He fascinates me...)
Centaur: Firenze
Quidditch Position: Seeker
Skiving Snackbox: Fainting Fancies
Pensieve Memory: Snape's Worst Memory. (made me want to hex the Marauders into the next century - I didn't cry over the Dog; I cried over Snape. I was SO bitterly disappointed in the Marauders...*snarl*)
Harry or Ron: Harry
Ron or Hermione: Hermione
Hermione or Cho: Hermione forever!
Cho or Ginny: Ginny. (Go Weasley girl!)
Dumbledore or McGonagall: Before Ootp, it was Dumbledore. Now - it's gotta be McGonagall. Go Mama Cat!
Snape or Lucius: Snape (Between Ferret Sr. and His Snarkiness? I'll pick the snark over the rodent any time, any day of the week)
Sirius or Lupin: Lupin (damn you, Sirius!)
Draco or Tom: Tom (only in fandom does Draco look like he'll end up a decent guy after all. Besides, Christian Coulson's cuter than Tom Felton - heh)
Draco or Harry: Harry - can there be any doubt, Harry-sweetie?
Snape or Sirius: Snape. Damn you, Sirius! (sorry, am still suffering OotP blues over him...)
James or Sirius: James, if only because he saved Snape's life....
Fred or George: Gred and Forge, forever n' ever amen.
Molly Weasley or Arthur Weasley: Arthur
Seamus or Dean: Dean
Fleur or Cho: Fleur (she got Bill! Bwahahahaha!)
Fudge or Umbridge: In a heartbeat - Fudge. Because I'd feed Umbridge to Spike first. Or Kyrys. Whichever of my vampire boys gets her first.
Harry or Hermione: Harry - always.
Hedwig or Crookshanks: Hedwig
Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia: Snitching from Sushi - I simply knock their heads together. Hard.
Moody or Tonks: Tonks, of course.
