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darth_stitchTechnically speaking, The Eggling is not a baby any longer, being as he's just about a year younger than the presently adult Harry Potter (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
quidditch_prat or theman_who - take your pick :P ).
Anyways, I was telling him about the last lunacy over at my LJ and how Sushi wascorrupting teaching Little Arthur Certain Things and my brother, who had never heard about the concept of "safewords," much less OTHER Certain Things, perked up when I mentioned Voldie's safeword was "banana."
"Hey," he said, "I can use that safeword thing with my girlfriends. Banana! Bananabananabanana!!!"
Needless to say, the mental images THAT conjured up scarred ME for life.
*dies laughing*
quidditch_prat or theman_who - take your pick :P ). Anyways, I was telling him about the last lunacy over at my LJ and how Sushi was
"Hey," he said, "I can use that safeword thing with my girlfriends. Banana! Bananabananabanana!!!"
Needless to say, the mental images THAT conjured up scarred ME for life.
*dies laughing*
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Date: 2004-08-18 05:37 pm (UTC)This is Jay Orin (Auntie Jay, if you want)
Date: 2004-08-19 03:21 am (UTC)Knowing sush, them images should.
in fact (evil grin) *sends image to her brain children.*
Feniris, Orin, and Jessie : THE HORROR!
*Hugs Stitch back.*
Thanks *grin*
Orin,
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Date: 2004-08-19 09:35 am (UTC)*demands cuddles*
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Date: 2004-08-19 09:59 am (UTC)*cuddles*
Purr....
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:02 am (UTC)opinion: journal layouts for moi: I Could Fall In Love, or Patchwork?
I asked Zanne and she said patchwork, and I asked Angela and she said the other.
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:09 am (UTC)But then again, I'm an alien. Go figure. :P
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:11 am (UTC)I like it. Angela likes it. :P
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:17 am (UTC)The flower is pretty, actually. I'm just having a weird reaction to that big red orchid.
I think Harry's "pregnancy" symptoms are leaking off me! EEK!
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:18 am (UTC)I'm going to hurt you if he has another child. Just so you know. We've discussed this.
GRANDCHILDREN.
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:22 am (UTC)What am I supposed to DO? The idiot drank Severus' Fertility Potion! And then we were cheerfully egging him and Severus on a whiles back...blame Teh Couch!
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-19 10:29 am (UTC)Like Hermione's. Lord knows she and Ron have a passel of kids in MY universe. :P
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-19 10:33 am (UTC)Siiiiigh.
*sulks*
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:33 am (UTC)GRANDCHILDREN.
You have ENOUGH.
this is severus
Date: 2004-08-19 10:37 am (UTC)What on earth is going on NOW?
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:42 am (UTC)I told her you two weren't allowed more kids.
Re: this is severus
Date: 2004-08-19 10:46 am (UTC)*sighs*
I don't deny that another addition to the brood would be welcome but I think that our three little brats are more than enough... ALREADY!
*Stitch sniffles piteously into her Kleenex*
You must forgive her, Miss Frances. The silly alien's feeling poorly today and she tends to act oddly under the influence of Muggle medicines. My usual potions for the common cold don't react very well with her alien physiology.
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:47 am (UTC)Re: this is severus
Date: 2004-08-19 10:51 am (UTC)She'll be fine. I just don't want to know anything about "grandchildren" yet as none of MY children are old enough to develop hormones.
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:36 am (UTC)*is still sulking*
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Date: 2004-08-19 10:46 am (UTC)*pokes*
this is harry (yes, Katerina, Arthur and Waverly's Daddy)
Date: 2004-08-19 10:48 am (UTC)Good lord.
*passes Stitch the Kleenex*
*winces as a particularly LOUD sniff is heard*
*feels her forehead*
Great. I think she's sick.
This is Feneris.
Date: 2004-08-22 05:33 am (UTC)*Jay, Jessie, Orin, Anne, and several Snape muses thump Feneris on the head. HARD.*
Jay: Don't mind my son. He means well, he just has a reall -Bleeped- up sense of humor.Really spicy chicken soup and a lemom/honey/Angustura Bitters mix might her feel better.