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Before anything else:

Happy Birthday, Harry and Katerina!!!!!



This time, I really can't blame [livejournal.com profile] vileseagulls for this. Mweh.

BTW, I am NEVER EVER EVER sitting on Harry and Severus' oversized couch AGAIN. Harry Muse made this admission to Sushi in this MPD-madness inspired thread and now, [livejournal.com profile] blue_raven and I have taken to calling the bloody thing Teh Couch of Lurve(tm). Patent pending.

Good grief. The things that happen while I'm overloaded on Snarry "dead."

After a nice celebration with family and friends, my Harry and Severus Muses have begged asked me to um, take care of the kids for a while. Katerina has gotten Arthur and Waverly to help her with HER presents. So, the lot of us are hopping over to MY living room and the NOT Couch of Lurve to watch some videos and open more presents.

Harry? Severus? Have fun! *snerk*

this is harry

Date: 2004-07-31 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Er....Stitch?

There's penguins in our couch.

this is waverly

Date: 2004-07-31 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
daddy! it's mario and legolas!!!

this is severus

Date: 2004-07-31 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Oh good god.

Harry - the bloody things have SPAWNED.

this is waverly

Date: 2004-07-31 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
papa, they've got a baby penguin!!

it's so cute.

can i keep it? i'm going to name it Frances.

this is katerina

Date: 2004-07-31 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Frances?!

It does have a nice ring to it though....

Re: this is waverly

Date: 2004-07-31 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliciamasters.livejournal.com
Waverly, honey? Don't ever have me watch your pets for you. Just feeding them must take the whole day. And, knowing me, I'd feed the penguin food to the basilisk, and the kneazle food to the kitten. Yep, better not let me pet-sit.

I would, however, take good care of Frances. 'Cuz she deserves it. So do you.

*hugs*

Happy birthday, Harry and Katerina!

*Gives presents -- A hand-crafted wand rack from Italy for the entranceway for Harry, and a 20th anniversary edition of The Princess Bride for Katerina, including Buttercup's Baby, and a copy of The Scarlet Pimpernel*

this is katerina

Date: 2004-07-31 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*squees*

*hugs Auntie Alicia*

Oh thank you thank you thank you!!!!

I'm going to get Papa to read Scarlet Pimpernel... after Daddy's done with the other story. *giggle*

Thank you!

Daddy says thank you too!

this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

Date: 2004-07-31 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Thank you for the present, Alicia. It's lovely.

*shoots a warning glance at Stitch*

Stitch, don't you even THINK of setting Severus and I as Percy Blakeney and his wife!

Stitch here

Date: 2004-07-31 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*looks innocent*

WAT? I haven't done anything yet, Harry.

Though... *thoughtfully* ... red is SO your color and you've already got the Dread Pirate Roberts thing going...

*evil grin*

Re: Stitch here

Date: 2004-08-01 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliciamasters.livejournal.com
He seeks him here,
He seeks him there,
Those Death Eaters seek him
Everywhere.

Is he in Heaven,
Or is he in hell?
That demmed, elusive
Snapernell.

Re: Stitch here

Date: 2004-08-01 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliciamasters.livejournal.com
By the way, Stitch, I LOVE your icon. It's bee-you-tiful!

Maybe you'll be able to see mine!

Re: Stitch here

Date: 2004-08-01 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

*Stitch watches in horror as a whole pack of Plot Tiggers is let loose*

*Stitch pictures Severus Snape as a snarkier, darker, edgier version of Percy Blakeney and Harry as a male version of Marguerite.*

*wails* ARRRGH!!!! I'm supposed to finish As You Wish first!!!!

Stop me now!

*headdesks*

Re: Stitch here

Date: 2004-08-01 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
*meeps* *cuddles*

Now that one, I don't know.

Re: this is waverly

Date: 2004-08-01 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
Damn straight I do. :P

Happy birthday Harry and Katerina!

this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

Date: 2004-08-01 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Thank you.

Er...Frances? You make a very cute penguin.

*runs like hell*

Re: this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

Date: 2004-08-01 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
*snorfles* *writes 'Harry' on a list of people to get revenge on* *carries on*

this is severus

Date: 2004-08-03 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
*snorts*

Silly twit. Where is your Gryffindor courage?

Re: this is severus

Date: 2004-08-03 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Git.

It's been shanghaied by my Slytherin sense of self-preservation.

*sticks tongue out*

Re: this is severus

Date: 2004-08-03 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Brat.

*is very tempted by that tongue but restrains self until impossible brat of a husband can be dragged somewhere more private*

Re: this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

Date: 2004-08-03 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
Heh. You're in for it. Just as soon as I work out an appropriate revenge. (I asked Angela what she thought, and all she wanted to do was thump someone, so I gave up. I mean, I could let her thump you, but it lacks a certain finesse.)

Re: this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

Date: 2004-08-03 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Wha--?

*is being "distracted" by very determined husband*

Um...revenge, er...can we talk about this *oooh...* later?

*moans*

Re: this is harry (yes, Arthur's Daddy)

Date: 2004-08-03 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
Hmm. We probably should, yes. Given I'm in the university library and people can look over my shoulder and see what you're doi--

You know, I think this is perfect. *starts taking payment for watching*

Stitch here

Date: 2004-08-03 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Oh good lord.

The boys are at it on the Couch of Lurve AGAIN?!

*facepalms* And I was wondering WHY they ended up with THREE children....

Re: Stitch here

Date: 2004-08-03 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
I have my revenge! And a pile of money to boot. :D

this is Older Arthur

Date: 2004-08-03 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Frances - my sweet darling penguin.

*smirks*

*runs*

Re: this is Older Arthur

Date: 2004-08-03 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
TROUBLE. PAIN AND SUFFERING. WITHHOLDING OF SEX.

Wait, wait. That's shooting myself in the foot.

Anyway, TROUBLE. Do you WANT me to hit you?

No, wait. I'm more creative than that. Do you want me to show you pornographic pictures of your parents?

Re: this is Older Arthur

Date: 2004-08-03 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
Pictures of my....?

*tries not to turn green*

*gets a hold of self*

*admiring* My sweet tomato, that's a brilliant revenge.

I shall have to think of a good counterattack...

*leers*

Re: this is Older Arthur

Date: 2004-08-03 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
I'm only a tomato during summer, you utter prat.

I'd show you horrific things now, however I'm worried about Stitch. It might not be good for her.

Re: this is Older Arthur

Date: 2004-08-03 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com
My mistake, my darling penguin. My dearest Francesca is a tomato only during the summer. So noted. *mischievous grin*

I shall consider myself forewarned and avert my eyes if you're going to show me something about my parents that would likely have me in for years of therapy.

But then again, Sushi's done her damnedest to do that to me since I was four!

As for Stitch, she's rather busy doing some sort of major institutional report right now.... poor woman.



Re: this is Older Arthur

Date: 2004-08-03 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vileseagulls.livejournal.com
*sulks* *sneakily puts dirty pictures on the back of the bathroom door*

presents! (this is auntie jay)

Date: 2004-08-05 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jayorin.livejournal.com
Carries a backpack full of books)

Lets see, what have we here?

for you, Katerina! *about to hand her the Kama Sutra, but snatches it back when she realizes what she is giving to a child.*

Opps, wrong book.

Here *gives her the "Sir Apropos of Nothing series," a journal, some quills, and a subscription to Reader's Digest and Writer's Digest.

And for you Harry! *Pulls out several Anne Rice Series, including the Sleeping Beauty trilogy and hands them to Harry* I'd give you the book I almost gave Kat, but from what I have heard about you and Sev, you could probably write it better.

And for you all *pulls out a box of chololates, soda for the kids, and some butterbeer (the alchoholic kind) for the adults.


LET'S PARTY!

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