Apparently, something or the other has happened to melt Stitch down again and we've been left in charge. "We" being Harry (who's a bit melted at the moment, please blame Frances for this), Arthur (smart lad), Waverly (cute little thing) and ... me.
I'm the teenaged Severus that lives in this lunatic's head. The older version of me is busy trying to do Stitch's work for her as she is currently in the office without being in charge of her own brain.
The daft bint really must get a hold of herself....
Excuse me, young Arthur apparently needs my help in setting up this sideshow with the silly alien thing and the ... zombie. Oh, Merlin.
I'm the teenaged Severus that lives in this lunatic's head. The older version of me is busy trying to do Stitch's work for her as she is currently in the office without being in charge of her own brain.
The daft bint really must get a hold of herself....
Excuse me, young Arthur apparently needs my help in setting up this sideshow with the silly alien thing and the ... zombie. Oh, Merlin.
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:12 am (UTC)And Arthur won't let me near that other thing that got her brains fried... says I wouldn't like it very much.
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:13 am (UTC)you won't like it. believe me. it's for your own good.
love,
arthur
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:14 am (UTC)Something tells me that we ought to believe the lad.
-- Severus
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:22 am (UTC)That boy of mine doesn't need any more sugar, does he? Pity, I've got chocolate icecream...
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:46 am (UTC)parents are WEIRD.
love,
waverly
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:46 am (UTC)i'm trying not to think very hard about it.
-- arthur
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:47 am (UTC)but it IS fun to see daddy turn pink, isn't it?
*giggles*
-- waverly
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Date: 2004-07-29 08:48 am (UTC)*is traumatized*
-- arthur
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Date: 2004-07-29 10:29 am (UTC)What size straijacket do you take, Stitch?
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Date: 2004-07-29 10:35 am (UTC)I don't like straitjackets. They make me look fat. And uncomfortable. And I'm pudgy enough as it is!
*pouts*
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Date: 2004-07-29 10:41 am (UTC)Oh, they have them in all sorts of colours. And shapes. Designer ones, tailored ones, and they are so warm...
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Date: 2004-07-29 10:36 am (UTC)DON'T TAKE AWAY AUNTIE STITCH!!!!!!!
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Date: 2004-07-29 10:38 am (UTC)Do you want some fudge? I've got some left over...
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Date: 2004-07-29 11:51 am (UTC)In an effort to escape the effects of evil chocolate, I have, on
Needless to say, I now feel TEN TIMES WORSE. God damn darkfic.
I shall now go and surrender to blessed darkness again and let my Muses run rampant. In other words,
I. Give. Up.
Thank you.
*keels over into the nice nest of pillows*
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Date: 2004-07-29 11:55 am (UTC)this is severus (age 17)
Date: 2004-07-29 12:00 pm (UTC)Not that I'm complaining, you understand. I've had enough of that shite as it is.
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Date: 2004-07-29 09:30 pm (UTC)I'm sorry - I didn't think it was so bad. Dark yes, but powerful Harry appeals to me. I chose to believe there's a positive outcome to the story - Severus is a pessimist, whereas I'm an optimist (just for this story, that is).
*offers chocolate and nice icon to make Stitch feel better*
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Date: 2004-07-30 02:31 am (UTC)chocolate. the nice kind!!!!!!
*stitch curls up on pillow nest and purrs*
Waverly cuddles
Date: 2004-07-29 12:01 pm (UTC)"Doesn't anyone know how to put up a silencing spell these days? I've been working 14-hour days at Flourish & Blotts lately!"
She grabs a cup of coffee, and stumbles to an armchair. "C'mere, Waverly, honey." She pulls Waverly into her lap, and snuggles.
"Auntie Stitch was talking about vampires, Auntie Licia!" Waverly said. "Someday, I'm going to marry one. And Aunt Frances keeps wiggling around at everything Auntie Stitch says. And she squished Arthur something awful."
Frances pets Arthur on the head again in apology.
"Did I hear someone who sounds like Papa, but younger, out here?"
"He's the 17-year-old Papa. Auntie Stitch says he's Vampire Snape. I'm going to marry a Vampire Prince someday."
"I hope not, Waverly. That could be dangerous."
"Pish! Danger is my middle name...Waverly Danger Potter-Snape." She giggles. "Besides have you seen my pets? I do danger every day." She bats her eyelashes. "Besides, he will fall madly in love with me and be my slave. Just like Daddy and Papa."
"Which one is the slave there, honey?"
"Both of them. That's the way it should be." And since it was, Aunt Alicia went back to drinking her coffee, and cuddling Waverly.
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Date: 2004-07-29 12:04 pm (UTC)I'm not going to pat Arthur on the head again because I'm too busy shagging the older version. We'd put up a silencing spell, only then we can't yell things like this at you.
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Date: 2004-07-29 12:39 pm (UTC)*grin*
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Date: 2004-07-29 12:40 pm (UTC)This is Feneris.
Date: 2004-08-04 03:41 pm (UTC)http://beck-carter.deviantart.com/ for the picture). Mom has a different Snape and Harry muse (and their ahem, condition makes it so that they can't get together, even if they wanted to) but I assure you, they won't bother anyone, and they are quite friendly and all that. Besides, they are shy and rarely show their face around here. Mom likes the Snape muse and Harry muse here too, and she thinks that the kids are cute too. Unfortunately, math tests has removed the little bit of brain she has left, so I am here speaking for here. Oh, when her brain does return (if it ever does) help us. She has a thing for huggling cute things until they turn blue. Imaging if Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" and Daria from B&B and Daria had a love child. (after Daria got very, very drunk). Here, let me help you with that alien and zombie.
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