AUGH!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!

[darth_stitch]

My brother's friend, the Wizard, has given me most upsetting news.

Yes, I watch Alias. Maybe not religiously but enough to follow what's going on. Our TV seasons are about a year late so what you guys are probably seeing now will reach us one year later.

Mom is the real fan and she reacted the same way I did, with the accompanying denial explanation. So Mom and I are in agreement on this.

So here's the news:



Anyways, The Wizard reported that Sloane (rat bastard!) once had an affair with Irina Derevko - Sidney's Mum. In a Darth Vader-y twist, apparently, Sloane thinks Sidney's his daughter.

Like: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want SpyDaddy!! Sidney's father can only BE SpyDaddy!!! I wuv SpyDaddy!!!! And hell, they even look and act alike, damn it!!!!!

Sloane can never EVER be Darth Vader to Sidney's Luke. Never, ya hear me?! *waves fists in the air*

So, I must conclude that this is a Sloane delusion/manipulation to mess with poor Sidney's mind. Mom agrees with me. And she's the real Alias fan in the family.

Because our hearts belong to SpyDaddy. Really. Mweh.

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[juice817.livejournal.com]

YES!! Sloane is a lying rat. Since we know he's a lying rat, I'm not sure if it's good or bad news that he didn't claim her, just let the psychiatrist assume it. Of course the psychiatrist lost all credibility when she slept with him... *grumble, grumble*

Since it's Sloane that said it, he may not have slept with Irina at all. Yes. That's what I'm choosing to believe. ;)