AUGH!!!

[darth_stitch]

Severus. Snape. Does. Not. Cry.

And by this, I mean, he does not cry like a widdle four year old girl at the least little thing. Okay? Maybe a tear trickling down, shed in private, hotly denied to all and sundry. But just plain flat out cry? No effing way!

This rant was brought to you by the new batch of utter Snarry dreck on the Site That Must Not Be Named.

Augh. *headdesk*

Comments

No connection, but...

[h311ybean]

I've been meaning to ask you -- what does "TMI" mean?

Re: No connection, but...

[bridgetmc.livejournal.com]

Too much information.

Re: No connection, but...

[h311ybean]

Ah! Thank you very much!

[bridgetmc.livejournal.com]

Which is the Site That Must Not Be Named?

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*shudder*

Fanfiction.net

Weepy Snape. Abused and Weepy Harry. Mush and dreck and treacle and glop - I mean, I have a thing for fluff but for heaven's sake, this was too much! Godawful grammar. Wrong spellings - gryffendor, miricle, slytherine, albos dumbledore, serius black - the list goes on and on.... Horrible plots.

Eurgh.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

But what about deathcurse.com!? I think that's the name. Isn't that the site that must not be named?

:)

[frenzied.livejournal.com]

ack! weepy snape? that's... pretty sad.

[els-chan.livejournal.com]

Have you not learned to avoid that site by now? *shakes head sadly* It's okay...I understand your pain...*gets out the chocolate chip cookies. Yes, the special ones*

< begin teh random >

Severus: I do not cry!

Harry: You do.

Severus: I most certainly do not!

Harry: Oh? What's this, then? *holds up picture of Severus weeping like a baby when he first saw Bambi*

Severus: ...That wasn't me.

Harry: Oh, because there are so many people with a hook nose and greasy hair, who walk around even to muggle theatres with potions hidden in their pockets. *points to pocket where a vial can clearly be seen*

Severus: ...I was under Imperius.

< /end randomness >

*coughs* Sorry. It just sort of...happened.

Bet if I posted it on the Site That Must Not Be Named, I'd get rave reviews. XD

[sevter.livejournal.com]

agree agree!!!! Shall never venture to THAT evil site anymore. I swear it must be in cohorts with Voldie. It's just PURE evil!!!

Thankfully I've caught on pretty early on, but there is that last time when I finally gathered enough courage [or foolhardiness] to try a fic in ff.net. The result shall not be mentioned here since it makes me depressed just thinking about it...

The story is not from HP but from Rurouni Kenshin about Saitou [he's my fave character from RK]. Sorry if I'm rambling but ff.net is EVIL!!!

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Um. I'd give that a rave review. *chortle* What? I sincerely believe that if you want to see Severus Snape bawling like a widdle baby at Bambi (of all things!), you WOULD need to put him under Imperius.

Logical, no?

[els-chan.livejournal.com]

True, true...