Hooked, oh yes, my precious, hooked.....

[darth_stitch]

Still have that bastard of a cold turned nasty cough.

As Harry would say: bugger.

Y'know, when the Meteor Garden (Taiwanese soap opera, based on a Japanese comic book) craze hit the Philippines, I did my damndest to avoid getting hit. No offense to MG fans out there, btw. It was just driving me crazy - posters of the F4 boys everywhere, that thrice-damnned "Baby Baby" song that I don't understand AT ALL (being in Chinese) played on the radio non-stop, fangirls gushing over Dao Ming Whatshisname....okay, I'm sorry. I'm a fangirl for another fandom entirely, I know how it feels to go nuts over your fandom, whatever it is.

Now, with hp_dungeons, karma has hit me full in the face. It's like Gollum and the Ring - I can't live without my daily fix. I sneak this in at work, shite, even when I was sick I set up my dad's creaky laptop to keep up with events. This is soap opera with a twist - I find myself playing ate to Harry and Draco Malfoy (of all people) and loving it!



Slytherin World War seems to be gearing up between Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape over Draco Malfoy. Now, I can fully appreciate the phrase that went over Snapefiction a while ago: Severus Snape IS a sexy, sexy bitch.

Damn him.

And since "Snaco" is already on the horizon, my Snarry sensibilities are screaming. Except that I'm happy for Draco. And worried about him. Gah. I'm nuts.

Over at the Harry front, our Boy has had a messy, messy breakup with the Latvian prick. We are out for said Latvian prick's blood by the way. Ladies, any creative suggestions on how to make the asshole suffer are welcomed!

The Great Mikhail Hunt is ON!!!!

The dirty dancing with Percy ended up on the front page of the Prophet, no thanks to that puta Rita Skeeter. Mind, the dirty dancing thing only happened because our Boy was horny, lonely and for godknowswhat reason, was pining over Ron.

God help us all, Harry/Ron looks like a distinct possibility. I shudder to think of the Hermione fallout. Yes, Hermione - that sweet girl with the books who's been Harry's friend like since forever? Supposed to be Ron's trooo luv?

Shite - someone tell the girl to keep an eye on her man, she just may lose him.

And god, I want to TWHAP Ron. Honestly! Deciding to act on feelings of lust? love? for your Best Gay Friend when you have a GIRLFRIEND is so NOT of the good.

*facepalms* It's an RPG. Say it with me, Stitch, it's an RPG!

But hp_femme and isolde9 are geniuses anyway.


ETA: Did anyone just see il_mago's Owl Post back to His Snarkiness? Whew! Run for your lives people, it's war between Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy!

*Stitch heads for the nearest fallout shelter*

Comments

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Well, if you guys catch Mikhail, I'm sure Voldie will be able to show him the ropes. "And this is where we play Mah Jongg. Touch the tiles and you'll wish you could die again. Are we clear?"

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Hey, sushi! Any good ideas on how to torture the guy?

And er...if "Pikachu" shows up on Voldie's LJ, would he consider marriage? Heh.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... how about a funnel, some hot ball bearings, and a glue-coated cork? *grin*

You know, they just might start dating. We can find out!

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Woman, I LOVE the way your mind works. Mikhail. Is. Fucking. Doomed.

Will Voldie find true love in the yellow paws of Pikachu? Oy, THIS I wanna see! Should compete beautifully with Telanu and the Dementor's Love Affair! *chortles gleefully*

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

*pauses*frowns*considers*

*eyes widen*

My god, Sushi. I don't ever want to get on the wrong side of you! (Marry me? Forget Stu, the two of us can elope, eh?)

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I see you got to the part where they start rolling further. *eg*

(... And then Harry got hold of the industrial electromagnet, and...)

I'm much scarier on paper than in RL, I swear. (Okay! Can we keep him around for snuggles? He's good at snuggles. *grin*)

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

o.O

It's a good kind of scary, though. (Put a charm on them so they stay hot, eh?)

Yay! Yes, we can keep him, in that case.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I never watched MG, actually. Although I think it would have appealed to me. Maybe, I wasn't so sure.

And no matter how much I'm loving the idea of Harry/Ron, I really don't want Ron/Hermione to break up over it. Make Harry move on instead! :) Like, oh, to Snape, presumably? (Given that it is a Snarry thing and all...) Except, I don't want Draco to suffer! :O What is going to happen?

Of course, you could always give Draco to me... LOL. ^_~ *sigh*

It's just an RPG. It's *just* an RPG. It's just an *RPG*.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

If not Snape, can we have an OC who looks like Peter Wingfield (Methos)? I mean, big nose, nice hands, lanky, beautiful voice...what's not to love, Harry?

It's just an RPG. It's just an RPG. It's just an RPG.....*thwaps head on keyboard*

[aubrem.livejournal.com]

Darth, aren't you reading Percy too? Icarus is producing pure genius there. Read him talking about Lucius, his first time with Lucius, etc. Brilliant stuff. I think it can be found in both Percy's and Ron's journals. And did you read Icarus' background stuff on "the dance" and "Ron's confession"?

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

I must ask, I know Russel Crowe is the bloke on the left... but, is that Billy Boyd on the right of your icon?

[aubrem.livejournal.com]

No, that's Paul Bettany who plays Stephen Maturin. Have you read the books?

I'm not sure who Billy Boyd plays. I'd heard it was supposed to be Bonden but Bonden is supposed to be a big guy so that doesn't make sense. Just have to wait and see I guess.

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

He plays Barret Bonden. I haven't read the books, I'm afraid, but I believe I should before I see the movie (I hold to the belief that the books are almost always better).

[aubrem.livejournal.com]

Yes, it makes no sense that he play Bonden. Bonden is a big guy, a prize-fighter. : /

Anyway, no movie could be as good as those books. Characters, insight into the human condition, period details, it's all brilliant. And exciting! I thought novels about the British Navy during the Napoleonic wars would be dull - not my sort of thing at all - I was dead wrong. I swear, these books rival Tolkien at the top of my list of all-time favorites. I can't recommend them highly enough.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

What? Read Percy? But I'm supposed to be working!

Feh. Screw work. I'll read Percy. Wish someone would recap the Percy thing over at the dungeon_watch though. 'Twould be useful to us poor saps with crappy computers.

[aubrem.livejournal.com]

You have to read his actual words, not just a summary. I swear, pure genius. : ) Links to some of the best parts can be found on Icarus' journal.

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

*Sniffles* I don't want Harry and Ron to get together. Not because I find that fandom gross, but because of Hermione. I mean... It's just not right to do that to her. Not at all. And the Snape/Draco thing... I'm just afraid that Snape is using Draco only as a substitute for who he really wants (if anyone, at this point in time). I don't necessarily like Draco, but the idea of anyone being used is painful. Speaking from experience.

*Sighs* It's just an RP, it's just an RP, it's just an RP...

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

I know, I know - I agree with everything you're saying. The Hermione fallout with any Harry/Ron action will be Hiroshima-esque catastrophic. And damn it, she may be a bit of a bookworm and all, but she does NOT deserve that! And I really don't want to see the Gryffindor Trio's friendship all broken up like that...and it WILL be broken up like that if Harry and Ron continue on their respective paths.

And yeah, I do have the feeling that Snape is using Draco as a substitute. Not that it's conscious, understand. I rather think our Potions Master resents the fact that Harry's gotten...well, a bit around. The idea of seducing a relative virgin (like Draco) must be appealing to the greasy git.

Am I making any sense here? When he calls Harry a "brat" on his LJ I get the feeling that it's an unspoken endearment. When he tells off Harry on having a LOT of sexual misadventures, I'm sensing an undercurrent of jealous resentment that he didn't get there first. And jeez, isn't it convenient that Draco's right there and available and er....forgive the crudity, "fresh"?

*facepalms* It's just an RPG. It's just an RPG. It's just an RPG.....*thwaps head on keyboard*

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

P.S. God help me if this LJ finally did the impossible: make me fond of the little ferret. Anywhere else, I loathe and detest Draco Malfoy but here....damn me if he doesn't remind me of my own younger brother, snootiness and all!

*facepalms AGAIN*

It's just an RPG. It's just an RPG. It's just an RPG.....*thwaps head on keyboard AGAIN*

[sharp-tongue.livejournal.com]

Oi. I'm there with you. Draco's posts reveal such vulnerability that he tries to hide behind faux indifference. It simply breaks my heart. I want to tuck him tightly under my chin and whack Moody and anyone else who dares to hurt the little dragon.

And the Owl Post war between Severus and Lucius... dear gods. Whatever you do, DO NOT GET IN THE WAY. Do NOT get in between those two. They take the term "scorched earth" to whole new levels of meaning. Metaphorically speaking, they're burning the villages, raping the villagers and salting the earth. *shiver*

(It kinda makes me hot.)

[femmequixotic]

*evil, evil laugh*

Yes. Do NOT get in the way of furious Slytherins.

Severus will be whacking a BLISTERING missive back towards Milan late tomorrow night. *heh heh* Oh. That'll be fun. I hope I have a crappy day at work tomorrow...it'd be inspirational.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Whatever you do, DO NOT GET IN THE WAY. Do NOT get in between those two.

Are you kidding? Me, I'm heading for the nearest titanium and magically-protected fallout shelter, stuffed doggy Clark Doggerel in one hand and a bowl of potato chips in the other. This is a spectator sport, folks, worthy of the "good ol' days" of the ancient gladiatorial matches in Rome.

*shiver* Ooooh. How can those two, especially Snape, make bitchitude so sexy?

[femmequixotic]

Now, now. Let's not underestimate Hermione. :)

Plus, she and Ron have had an on-again, off-again relationship for the past five years. It may just be time for it to take a temporary off-again turn.

Or maybe not.

You never know.

(Ah. It's so much fun to wreak havoc in the lives of characters one loves. *grin*)

[wenelda.livejournal.com]

*Joins in the thwapping* Right. Just. An. RPG. JUST. An. R. P. G. *Thwap, thwap, thwap*

[farahn.livejournal.com]

You know, hp_dungeons ruined the perfect order of my life too. I mean, Snarry is the sole light of my crappy RL, yet a week or so ago I found myself congratulating Draco for his successful dinner with Snape. I feel like I betrayed my religion, or something.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

I know. The Snarry Addiction kept me going through the worst of Work Weeks from Hell and other RL snafus. Now I'm genuinely concerned for Draco, hoping he doesn't get his widdle heart broke.

*sigh* Utang ng loob...

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

I read ng loob as "no lube".

*headdesk*

[femmequixotic]

*snicker*

Ahem. I do feel your pain, hon.

Just a few short weeks ago I was the epitome of the Snarry OTP poster girl. Nary a non-Snarry fic (with the exception of a femmeslash G/Hr that I feel shouldn't count against my record. *grin*)

I didn't even read many non-Snarry fics.

Then I go write a damn Snape/Lucius...and three weeks later I'm in the middle of gleefully whipping out Snape/Draco and Harry/Ron plots galore.

And I hate Harry/Ron.

*facepalms*

It's a slippery path to hell...

How the hell did I get here?

Damn it, if it wasn't just so much fun writing with isolde9. She is my inspiration. :)