FIC Draft: Because Seriously, WTF Muses?!!!!

See, I knew going into this fandom that I was going to bring in Uncle Morrie and Club Denial eventually.  And make the obligatory Moonlight reference, because damn it, Alex O'Loughlin looks too fucking good as Mick St. John, even though the show badly needed to shed its Forever Knight references and it was just too damn bad it got canceled when it finally found its footing. 

(So, for the benefit of the watching audience and for whoever's used to my madness, you guys know that "Uncle Morrie" is the Original Dark Lord of the Lord of the Rings Universe - Sauron's former boss - retired Evil BAMF.  murasaki99 was kind enough to lend him over when she wrote the fabulous fic "Blue Notes."  Club Denial pretty much has EVERY DAMN FANDOM OF MINE in it so you can imagine the chaos that ensues when you bring together Rangers, a Navy SEAL, a long-suffering Jersey detective, hobbits, Dark Lords of the Sith, vampires, Shinigami and a Meiji-era swordsman, right?)

So here I am staring at yet another CROSSOVER BUNNY  FROM HELL and my Muses, irritating bastards that they are, have sprung this New Thing on me. 

I mean, really, Steve is the REINCARNATION of WHICH character from the Lord of the Rings?!  THE FUCK?!!  SRSLY?!!!  

And my Potential Villain is THIS PERSON from the Silmarillion?!!!

Oh sweet Ceiling Cat help us.

( The Fic Draft...OMGWTF )

So what do you think, LJ? Should I just keep on going with the crazy?

Hawaii Five-0 FIC: The Scrapbook

So I realized that I posted this at AO3 but like the spazzy doofus that I am, forgot to post in on LJ and the Fic Comms here.  So here is the latest finished fic I got, which is the last calm period we're gonna get before I start posting the New Insane Hawaii Five-0 Crossover Fic from hell.

( The Scrapbook )