darth_stitch | Sigh. Moar Plot Bunniez....

See, RL has been a complete and utter nightmare these days, though I am unable to go into more detail. So I'm trying to cope with the depression by writing.

The Muses seem to be helping me save my sanity at the moment.

Of course, trying to do a Hawaii Five-0/Moonlight/Mina and the Count fusion may suggest otherwise.

So far, this is what I got:

Being a vampire sucked.

Okay, it was a terrible pun and the Vampire knew he probably deserved to be staked for it, because Bad Puns are the Eighth Capital Sin. Truth be told, there were some perks to his situation. There was the fact that he was going to be eternally young, had enhanced senses and was, of course, superhumanly strong and fast. The sun didn’t really faze him – he just tended to get terribly bad migraines if he was stupid enough to be out during the times when the sun was at its height, so he learned to stay in the shade and wear really good sunglasses. Also, he learned that he was better off swimming in the early mornings and late afternoons to early evenings.

If someone tossed holy water on him, he’d just get wet. Crucifixes were okay, if one was into that kind of thing either for religious reasons or just as a fashion accessory. And yes, garlic was tasty on pizza and the Vampire had enough sense to go for mouthwash if he didn’t want to repel his dates.

So what do you think, gang? Run with it? This is beginning to look like the start of a series to me.....