slowly getting better...

*sighs* This has not been a good week for me - which includes me still recovering from this Cold From Hell. AUGH.

In the meantime, I'm giggling at my pathetic efforts to write smut. I really CAN'T write porn - although I've read my share of NC-17 fics AND PWPs without blinking. *rolls eyes*

I mean, really, like Willow says, "I'm a grown-up! I'm allowed to say shag!"

Somehow, when I DO try my hand at this, it comes off as "cute smut." Or at least, looking at the couple of PWPs I've managed some LJ entries waaaaaay back, they're....well, someone did say it came off as both "reverent" AND lustful.

*facepalms*

My Muses are laughing at me and are cheerfully spending an afternoon in bed as I speak (the lazy, insatiable sods!). Perhaps this is why I'm appointed the family babysitter, yeah?

Somebody - STOP ME!!!!

I love murasaki99 who did this WONDERFULLY EEEEBIL piece of Harry Art just for me.

Yep, that's a girl Harry you folks are seeing there. See, I've always wanted to bring Harry over to Jusenkyo, China and see what would happen if he got dumped into The Cursed Spring of Drowned Girl.

*twitches*

*eyes invisiblesnitch with a calculating eye*

*see invisiblesnitch run for dear life*

New Severus FICLET here.

Yep, it's decided. I really can't do really porny smut.

Cute smut, that I can manage. :P Heh. So here's the newest Severus and Harry ficlet Morning over at fates_caprice.

With many, many thanks to Sarah and Frances for beta! *loves them both*