Bwah!

Thank god for Vitamin C, juice and yes, my darlin' Legolas. The Penguin, I mean, not the Elf. I have a cute stuffed toy - a yellow penguin that I have christened Legolas, being as he's, well, blonde. Anyways, I feel better. I can finally work without having to sneeze every ten minutes and SEE clearly.

Anywas, found this lovely little Snarry fic by Auctra Sinistra. It's a take on an old plot but she tells it well, with equal parts of romance, angst and a lot of humor. Too many squee-worthy moments but please, hop on over and give it a read. Memo to self - email the author and tell her as well. *giggle*

LMAO worthy snippets:

I cannot believe I am having this conversation with a house elf. I cannot believe I am having any conversation with a house elf. - Snape. Trust me, it took everything I had not to roar with laughter in the middle of the office.

And you also didn't enjoy that little stab of I-refuse-to-admit-it-was-jealousy when the O'Bannon girl kissed your own personal demon boy-who-lived. - Snape again. *snigger*