Being eaten alive by a Rabid, Rabid Plot Bunny....

This grew out of a thread from cauldron_brew's Lj.
Hindsight is 20/20. I really, really shouldn't have messed with the thing after hp_femme beat it to death with Lucius' PimpStick over at cauldron_brew's LJ.

But now, it came back to life. And IT'S EATING AT MY BRAIN!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a Rabid Snarry Plot Bunny. And now, after being resigned to the fact that I can't write Snarry fics to save my life, I now find myself with the prologue to one.

That's it. I have officially lost my mind.

( In which a Little Girl is Sick and Her Daddy Reads Her a Tale )

Still on that Rabid Snarry Princess Bride Bunny....

I still can't believe I'm doing this.

*Stitch thumps head on the computer*

Lost my mind...really, just up and lost my mind and will probably not be getting it back anytime soon....damn you, stupid rabid plot bunny!

( In Which We Meet the Bride....er, Groom. )