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darth_stitchDear Face and Steve Muse:
I figured that you two, once acquainted, would get off to Unholy Shenanigans, considering you are both tall, ridiculously good-looking and shamelessly charming. Well, I know Face has the smooth and charming bit down pat while Steve brings Adorkableness to Whole New Levels of "OMG-WHAT-I-CAN'T-EVEN" flailing.
However, YOU TWO EEJITS HAVE NO RIGHT TO BLINDSIDE ME WITH THIS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TWO SLEPT TOGETHER?!!!!
Oh no, you do not get to tell me it was "a couple of times" and it was "something casual." I mean, really, WHAT. THE. F2#$?!!!!
And what do you mean, "I called it on Steve falling for a Jersey boy!!!" Face?!!
(Yeah, there is fic for this. It's coming. And it's all![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sparrowsverse 's fault)
(Also, Danny is going to kill me....I have to update my will now...)
Thoroughly Screwed,
Me
I figured that you two, once acquainted, would get off to Unholy Shenanigans, considering you are both tall, ridiculously good-looking and shamelessly charming. Well, I know Face has the smooth and charming bit down pat while Steve brings Adorkableness to Whole New Levels of "OMG-WHAT-I-CAN'T-EVEN" flailing.
However, YOU TWO EEJITS HAVE NO RIGHT TO BLINDSIDE ME WITH THIS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TWO SLEPT TOGETHER?!!!!
Oh no, you do not get to tell me it was "a couple of times" and it was "something casual." I mean, really, WHAT. THE. F2#$?!!!!
And what do you mean, "I called it on Steve falling for a Jersey boy!!!" Face?!!
(Yeah, there is fic for this. It's coming. And it's all
sparrowsverse 's fault)(Also, Danny is going to kill me....I have to update my will now...)
Thoroughly Screwed,
Me
