The Blanket Fort

Maybe Shakespeare should have given us The Taming of the Muse.... instead of the Shrew. :P

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Awesome! Apparently I write like H. P. Lovecraft! How do I even deal with that? Is there a support group?

If Hannibal-muse won't cooperate, then maybe he'll just have to flail around in indecision for a while. You know he'd hate that; seems like appropriate punishment.

COME UP WITH A PLAN, MAN!

He sure can book it on those long legs, though. ;)

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But.... isn't that Cthulhu in chibi mode in your icon?

Surely, the long legs help muchly with the running. Although, yeah, indecision seems to be the order of the day here.

What can I say - this is the reason why we girls are the superior sex. Men are such idiots! :P

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Oh, I love Lovecraft. I'm honestly not surprised I write like him. But...writing like Lovecraft seems like something that could really use a support group, doesn't it? (I just hope it's in the good ways; I have never used the word 'cyclopean' in an unironic sense.)

Ahhhh, men. So cute, so helpless. :D

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Count me into your support group! We battle nameless things slithering out of the dark together!

Murdock Muse: I don't know about y'all, but I can always go make more popcorn.

B.A. Muse: You don't suppose those two are going to stop dancing around each other anytime soon?

Murdock Muse: Hell, no, Bosco. But it's fun to watch!

B.A. Muse: (rolls eyes) I give up.

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Well, at least they're good dancers? I dunno, I'm just here for the popcorn. Thanks, Murdock.

Oh hey, I forgot to ask you before: what does UMMFU stand for?

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Ahem. Technical term there, much like FUBAR. Stands for Utterly Magnificent Military F@#$ Up. :P

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Aha! I figured it was something like that, but I couldn't figure out the acronym. :D

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Ahem, that was me in a different account.

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It amused me one day to go look up all the lovely different permutations from SNAFU and FUBAR.

OH HAI THAR JOHN CONSTANTINE, I MIZZ YOU MUCHLY. :p

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Really. Crazy older men. <3

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Am currently planning Plan of Attack with Hannibal Muse - I just don't have time to write right now. Woe Is Me.

B.A. is pitying the two fools - what? He's not THAT oblivious - he's just in Denial! :P

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I pity poor Bosco, having to put up with everybody else behaving like pigeons. :D

But I will still enable Murdock by eating his popcorn. Mmm, popcorn.

Heeey, you want to read something for me? I'll have it finished here in a couple of hours, but I'm not quite sure about the flow. I think the intro may be too long, or that I might start haring off on a different thematic track partway through.

It's, er, slash. ^_^ Face and Hannibal. Which is notable because while I read it all the time, I have never technically managed to write it before?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm at work so if it's work safe I can probably read it during my break. If it ain't, I'll get to it much much later.

WOO-HOO!!!!!!! :)

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Well, the bad news is, it's not work-safe.

The good news is, it's not work-safe. ^_^

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

(dies)

B.A. Muse: Now look what you've done, fool! You've gone and killed her!

Murdock Muse: That means we can take over her brain and PARTAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

Face Muse: Party? Count me in! What's the shindig for anyway?

Hannibal Muse: What's this I hear about a party?

(The two eejits are completely and utterly CLUELESS)

Murdock & B.A.: ...

B.A.: (facepalms)

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Ah hahahahahahahaha!

She's not dead, she's just having a major nosebleed. Here, guys, why don't you clear some things off the bed to make some room... *slams the door*

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(Stitch regains consciousness briefly and sternly regards her Hannibal and Face Muses)

Why oh why do I get the feeling that you two eejits are going to have the whole confession and getting together thing OFF SCREEN? Like we're all just going to find out that you two are together one day just like that?

(Hannibal & Face Muses slant a look at each other)

Hannibal: I have absolutely NO idea...

Face: ... what you're talking about.

Hannibal: And what's the deal about us being together? We've been working together...

Face:.... even before we met B.A. and Murdock!

Me: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Murdock: Muchacha, if the fact that they tend to finish each other's sentences at times DOESN'T give you a clue, I don't know what will.

B.A.: Even I can't miss that!

Me: (keels over and dies again)

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*stares* Wait...

...Have they been screwing with you? OMG your muses are evil.

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Hey, YOU were the one who said Colonel Oblivious over here has a smile like the world's most amused SHARK!

That should've tipped me off right there! (facepalms)

Hannibal Muse: (smiling) Still don't know what you're nattering about, O fuzzy and blue one. What do you think, Face?

Face Muse: She's been hanging around Murdock for way too long, John.

Me: JOHN?!!!!!! (flails)

Face Muse: It's HIS name! (defensively)

Hannibal Muse: And every now and then, I get to call HIM Templeton, especially when he's being an idiot.

Face Muse: HEY!

Murdock Muse: (hands Stitch Clue by Four)

Me: Kill Me Now.

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*eats Murdock's popcorn and watches the show*

Edited Date: 2010-07-16 08:07 pm (UTC)

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Murdock Muse (taking pity on Stitch): Okay, muchacho. Spill. We've been hanging out together for 8 years and NOT ONCE have I EVER heard you call the Colonel by his real name.

Face Muse (mutters): Not where you guys could hear me, anyways.

Hannibal Muse (blinks as he realizes something): I think we tend to reserve this for special occasions, Templeton.

Face Muse: Exactly!

Murdock Muse: Do you two even KNOW how this sounds like to other people?

H & F in unison: Sounds like what, exactly?

B.A.: (suspiciously) You two fools haven't been in my van again, have you?

H & FA in unison: The van? Why?

Me: AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!

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I'm afraid you're screwed, Stitch. :D They've obviously got your number and aren't afraid to drunk-dial it.

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You mean FACE has been at the alcoholic beverages AGAIN?

Face: (huffily) Hey, I'll have you know I can hold my liquor with the best of them!

Hannibal: (rolls eyes) Face, you happen to be a really, really SAPPY drunk.

Face: (blinks) Sappy?

Hannibal: You tell everyone and their mother how much you love them. It's enough to give ME diabetes.

Face: (indignant) Hey! I only ever told you that!

Hannibal: (blinks) You did? Wait a minute, you KNEW what you were doing the entire time?

Face: (blushes) Er...

Murdock: They're soooooo sweet. Hold me, Bosco!

B.A: (raises a fist) This has got your number fool, if you just get within my range...

Me: Aaaaand.....?

(H & F aren't paying attention anymore to their surroundings)

Hannibal: Well?

Face: Well, you kept saying it back to me!

Hannibal: Of course I did, kid. I MEANT IT!

Face: You did?

Hannibal: Er..... (blushes, facepalms)

Me: I'm SO screwed, aren't I?

Murdock & BA: HELL YEAH.

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Heh heh heh heh.

Okay, FF.net scrubbed whatever link you tried to send me to get the story to you, so I posted it under lock in my LJ instead. You're the only person who has access; cool, huh?

http://prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com/174151.html

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srmarybadass.livejournal.com

Clearly, Murdock-muse and Sosa-muse need to join forces and assault him with the clue by four. Or the, I don't know, Bat of Confession. Confession Kamas?

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