Because I just couldn't hold this back any longer...

[darth_stitch]

Considering what's been happening in Real Life lately, I really really need my fandom break. If only to keep my sanity.

Anyway.

Dear Fellow Fan Fiction Writers,

If you'd like to write about the joys of gay sex (or any other kind, for that matter) in your fan fiction, do please take the time and trouble to research what goes where and how to do it, so that we poor long-suffering fans are spared the hideous mental images of characters inexpertly performing sexual acts that should, by rights, leave them writhing in agony, instead of pleasure.

Thanks ever so.

Love,
Darth Stitch

This was brought to you by one too many badly written recent slash fics I've been seeing lately. XP

Comments

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Have you seen writers_orgasm? It's been more het than not, but slashers are welcome.

We preach the joys of real!sex.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

*grins* Real-life sex may not always be perfect.... but I'd take reading something that I know is perfectly believable in the bedroom than reading something that makes me go OWWWWW. XP

Thanks for the tip there, though. :D

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Oh, some fantasy is great in fic. But as you said-sometimes, one is reading along and then the brain goes, "Hold up, we've taken basic anatomy, and Tab A does NOT go into Slot E. EVER. Especially not from that angle."

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Or you do NOT, EVER jam Slot C right down into Tab A and gnaw at it. OW. OW. OW. XP

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

...I think I need to see what you've been reading.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

am on YIM. darth_stitch1877. ping me if you can. XP

[elewyiss.livejournal.com]

Are you on AIM or MSN? Cus now my curioiusity is killling me. What in the heck are your reading.

I mean I read something like that but it was S&M and was supposed to hurt.


RAchel

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

...erm, say what? Eeeeeeeew.

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Believe me I wanted to shoot myself after I read that one. Hence, My Letter. XP

[thepinkangel.livejournal.com]

((Being that you CONSTANTLY inspire me, and being that I adore you and want to cheer you up in your time of anxiety, I present more GIFT ART!!
Unfortunately, they're not all finished... They have to be inked, so you can't see them too well... But they will be soon! And the other ones I have only sketches shall soon present themselves as well :)
Inspired by your last little ficlet
also from the last ficlet :)
from the Severus and Waverly ficlet
my favorite!! demanded to be inked
DON'T READ BELOW UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE PICS!

Did Arthur inherit Harry's eyes (Either color or poor eyesight)? I had fun making the rabbit black XD I also pictured Harry being the type to wear slightly baggy sweaters and polo shirts...
Hope you enjoy!
Oh, and Flora would LOVE to be a babysitter anytime our favorite pair needs one. Or me even! :D ))

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, they're ALL adorable. Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!!

I can't pick which one's my favorite - I adore them all equally. Let me know when you get to ink them - I'm definitely putting them up as wallpaper! And icons! XP SQUEEEE!!!!

This has been a terrible, terrible day for me - you have no idea how much your gift art just helped me right now. Thank you. I can't do it enough.

As for your question - all three children have Harry's eyes. However Arthur is the only kid who needs glasses. He is also the only kid who has Snape's nose. (Heh. The poor little thing!) He's pretty much Severus Jr. right down to the temperament. XP

Katerina is the kid who looks a little bit like both fathers - Harry's eyes, Sev's darker hair, Sev's high cheekbones, Harry's nose. She is The Boss (or the Dark Bunneh Lady in training) and boy do her fathers know it! XP Waverly is the female version of Harry (sans glasses) and there's red highlights in her perpetually messy hair.

Re: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thepinkangel.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry to hear that...but I'm glad to know I made your day *hug* They'll be finished post-haste! XD
And now that I have those particular tidbits of info, I can finish my traditional "coup de grace" of the final big batch that I send your way XDD *cackles eeeeeebillly*
(And Arthur merely has a bud of The Great Proboscis. Typically, I would draw a child's nose a LOT smaller *has giggle fit* Oooh, how I want to smother the younglings in love!!! <3<3<3 )