I'm so so DOOMED, aren't I?

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! to essie0908 for the Bo Bice MP3s - 'tis the bright spot for the Bo-less weeks ahead and whilst I search for inspiration in doing The Big Annual Report of Doom. XP



1. I'm seriously, seriously ADDICTED to the Slightly Less Craptastic American Idol Coronation Single that is Inside Your Heaven. *facepalms* The lyrics are whack and all WTFH?!!! and yet, when Bo sings it, it is Teh Sex. Oh dear gods....

Which means, of course, I'm definitely buying the Bo Single when it comes over to the Philippines, not just because it has "Vehicle" innit but also because of the Craptastic Song of Doom That Is Now Rotting My Brains.

*facepalms*

Everyone over at the Television Without Pity Boards has come up with some HILARIOUS variations on the Inside Your Heaven song, which is now fondly referred to as the Vagina Variations. *snorts* The current and my personal favorite is: "Inside Your Heavenly Cooter."

2. Darth Vader is the Sekrit Son of Morgoth "The Original Dark Lord of Lord of the Rings and Boss of Sauron/Morrie" Bauglir

AIEEEE!!!! GET BACK PLOT BUNNIES! BACK!!!

murasaki99, what have you done to me?!

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[femmequixotic]

Speaking of music...I have to ask you this. :D

Do you know anywhere I could get an mp3 of the Sex Bomb Dancer's Spaghetti Dance? Some preschool girls danced it for us on my trip to the Phillippines and now I am dying to get my hands on that that song... *grin*

*dies dies dies laughing*

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*sings* I-spaghetti pababa, pabababa nang pabababa.... i-spaghetti pababa... pabababa nang pabababa nang PABABABA!!!

oh sweet jeebus. that's SOOOOOOOOO funny. The infamous spaghetti song! With the suggestive lyrics! You should have seen those little kids dance the Bulaklak (Flower) Song - even worse! But they love it anyways! XP

alas, i have no idea - maybe kazaa has some filipino online users with that song innit? i'll go ask around if someone has that song - i'm sure SOMEBODY probably does, since it's been used so much at parties. most little kids know that song - sing and dance to it too - including my own little cousins!

give me your email and i'll see if i can upload it to you at yousendit.com :D

Re: *dies dies dies laughing*

[femmequixotic]

Oh, my God. I so love the Spaghetti song. *dies laughing* We were hysterical when they danced for us. I've got video of it here: http://potionsmaster.slashcity.net/DancingGirls.MPG

*giggles* I meant to try to find a copy of it before we left Manila, but I didn't get a chance to.

I'd love to have it if anyone you know has a copy. :D My email's hpfemme @ gmail.com

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You're welcome! Glad to be of service.

I know what you mean... absolutely terrible song. Can't believe they chose those songs for this season's idols-to-be... One sings country, the other sings rock... makes no sense... Also remember thinking, 'that wasn't sung very well...' when I first heard it but now? .... *clicks play again*

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Sorry, your Stitchness, but the Plot Bunnies of Doom can't be denied. :-D

Morrie: This is SO not my fault!
Mandos: Are you quite sure, brother of mine?
Morrie :: eyeing Mandos closesly:: ja know, Anakin has that little cowlick in his hair like you do...
Mando: ::exits rapidly stage right::
Morrie: HA! (to Palpatine) That's the LAST time you set me up with a 'hot date' you snot-nosed twerp! You're coming back as a maggot for your next 10,000 reincarnations.

Jir: I think I'll just sit over here next to the kid with the scar and be very, very quiet.

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Vader: Oh look! Maggot Palpatine! *squishes with foot* Thanks, Dad.

Gandalf: Well, he's definitely got your red eyes at times.... "Morrie." *chortles*

Sauron: *whines* Well why can't I get a hot date like that?! My spawn would be ruling the universe by now!

Gandalf: Shaddap, you. *twhaps fellow Maia upside head with his staff*

Harry: *to Jir* Er. Hi. Nice to meet you. You could always come to Hogwarts and be a wizard instead of a Jedi...

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Jir: Um. Hi. Thanks for the offer, but... Jedi *are* wizards. What's the difference?

Vader: ::to Sauron:: Hey, there's a bunch of 'ladies' on Nar Shadda who want to meet you, you sly dog. Go, enjoy.

Sauron: AllRIGHT! Dashes off primping.

Harry: Why do I think this is a Bad Thing?

Jir: Because the only ladies on Nar Shadda are Hutts.

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Harry: There's a difference. Really. But I think I'll let Severus explain it better - he's good at giving it chapter and verse. XP

Severus: *is very very engrossed reading Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell* What?

Vader: *is also looking at the book* Impressive. Most impressive....

Severus: Sod off, 'Ani.' Getcher own copy.

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Harry ::to Severus:: Please explain to Leftenant Jir the difference between Jedi and wizards, love.

Severus ::putting down the book and looking peevishly at Jir, then at Harry:: And where did you find *this* fellow?

Harry: He followed me home, can we keep him?

Vader ::levitates book with the Force and wanders off, reading::

Severus (facepalms): Don't tell me we've picked up another pathetic life form!?

Jir: I beg your pardon!

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Harry: Think of it this way, love - it's good practice when we start raising our own little Snapelets. And at least he's not a Gungan.

Jir: *sweatdrops* OI!!

Severus: If you could just tell your Dark Lord to bring back my book, I'll explain the difference between Jedi and wizards in a minute.

Vader: *is currently on the second chapter of said book* Fascinating....

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Jir: Very sorry, but 'my' Dark Lord isn't terribly bidable. If you want your book back, you'll have to pry it out of his hands yourself.

Vader: *handing back book* Here, done with it.

Severus: Already?!

Vader: Force-speed-reading - very handy. About the last chapter...

Severus: *clapping hands over ears* No spoilers!

Jir: now about the differences between Jedi and Wizards...