BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....*gacked this in turn from hp_femme*

[darth_stitch]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
darth_stitch In The City (ABC, 9:00): darth_stitch (Jayne Mansfield) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with murasaki99 (Gary Cooper). That night, dragon_light (Bela Lugosi) causes problems at work when a file from cauldron_brew (River Phoenix) has a virus. That weekend, lamardeuse (Rupert Everett) discovers that delcj (Sal Mineo) is taking El Nino lessons. Upstairs, hellcatjelybean (Gene Wilder) paints bohemianvixen (Amy Poehler)'s footstool orange. Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I couldn't resist. I had to try this one out. Still Jayne Mansfield though - I truly see the humor in this, I really do.

The casting, especially for hellcatjelybean, whom I know personally - she's a High School classmate - is just plain damn frickin' hilarious. Er, Ara, ever see yourself as Gene Wilder?

But this is the Mother of all Casting jokes:

Mr. cauldron_brew as RIVER PHEONIX.

His Snarkiness, the newest LJer to join the bunch - even if he doesn't know he's got an online audience (courtesy of a certain hp_femme - heh), Severus O. Snape portrayed by the guy who almost became Louis in Neil Jordan's rendition of Interview With the Vampire?

*howls with laughter*

Comments

[femmequixotic]

*snickers*

Oh, my God. He'd be so mortified...if he even knew who River Phoenix was. *grin*

Nothing against River, mind you. I think he did some very good work. But SNAPE? Played by RIVER PHOENIX? *facepalms* The absurdity of that casting is just hysterical.

*chortles gleefully*

One of them would have to dye their hair...

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

True. I have nothing against River. I think Harry would tease Snape mercilessly for being a "Muggle matinee idol" and the "object of affection" for I dunno, a gajillion screaming 80s-early 90s teenage girls?

Hey, after all the "famous Harry Potter" snarkings, I think Harry's due for some payback.

Still, picturing River as Snape? *howls with laughter* Oh. That's so priceless.

[bohemianvixen.livejournal.com]

Who's Amy Poehler?

Too sad, I dunno who's playing me. :)

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Amy Poehler? Let's look her up. I want to look up Jayne Mansfield myself...

Gene Wilder?

[h311ybean]

In jessanndi's sitcom, I am played by Alan Rickman. I am sure you think her result was better than yours :-p

Re: Gene Wilder?

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

Alan Rickman? You?

*dies laughing*

You're right - it IS a better result.

*takes another look at cauldron_brew as River Phoenix and dies laughing all over again.