Current Mood: WTF
Current Location: In the State of Flailing
Current Music: Magic Dance - David Bowie

Entry tags:

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

I had to do it. This had to be recorded for posterity.

This is what my Mom told boyfriend-less (and happy to stay that way) me today:

"Oh duckling? I've just found the place where we can buy your wedding dress!"

My Response:

a. Falls off chair.

b. Flails.

c. WTF?????!!!!!

d. Dies

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