HOLY SHIT HELL YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[darth_stitch]

HOW ON EARTH DID I MISS THIS?

TELANU'S SIXTH INSTALLMENT OF THE TEA SERIES, POSSESSION, IS UP. RIGHT NOW.

SO IF YOU LOT WILL EXCUSE ME, I SHALL GO READ AND DIE NOW. HAPPILY SO.

i have the sinking feeling i will be making PLENTY of comparisons between this story and Revenge of the Sith by the time i'm done.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Crap. I knew it - Harry IS the Dark Bunny Lord. And god, is it ever so terrifying.

*wibbles*

Comments

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

Um, should I ask what the story is about?

And gee, I'm not the only one with Imperials in me brain?? ^_^

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

mother of god - you haven't read this?!!!!

oh god. so very disturbing. the very first snape/harry story i read. hooked me into the fandom. like reading JKR on crack. ARGH! but damn, it's good.

http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/

go here and start with "A Most Disquieting Tea." highly recommend it.

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link, will have to give it a try.

JKR on crack? That sounds... scary. :-D

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

that's not the half of it.

think of the potterverse upended and viewed through this skewed distorted mirror... so much so that i almost mistook OoTP for the fan fic and NOT canon! XD

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

p.s. think of it this way. imagine harry as anakin skywalker, trying desperately to save the only person he loves - severus (or padme, if you will) and might just fall into the Dark Side to do it.

hopeless love, twisted fates, passion, obsession..... AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

Harry as Anakin? AAAIIIEEEEeeee! I am *not* doing an HP/SW crossover, not, not, NOT!! *Swats various Stitch-spawn that come hopping out with big, imploring eyes* Back, you minion of Darkness!! Augh!

Morrie: The Force is with you, Harry Potter.
Me: EEEeeee! *runs away*
Feanor: Does this mean she'll leave us alone?
Morrie: Don't bank on it, twinkletoes.

this is harry

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

keep encouraging her, morrie!

the only trouble is, miss telanu's pretty much outing my much-guarded sekrit identity as a card-carrying member of Dark Lords Anonymous.

Bugger.

This is me

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

Me: You mean you *Want* to be a Jedi? It can be arranged, you know...

Morrie: Heh-heh, more like Dark Force Adept. But hey, it's bound to be useful in that universe against the Yuuzhan Vong.

Me: Ugh. The Vong make me wish Palpatine was still around. Almost.

Morrie: Yeah, aliens who *want* to be orcs. Too weird. So, Kid, what Force powers do y'want? Force-choke? Inspire Fear? Telekinesis? Lightsaber skills? ^_^

this is harry

[darth-stitch.livejournal.com]

all of 'em? comes in handy against pesky weird aliens who want to be orcs, yeah? that's right - i'd like to try m'hand at being a dark force adept jedi master. :P

stitch has given up on the whole EU bit and is pretty much reading mostly SW fan fic. she's got a rather soft spot for Chewbacca, see.

Re: this is harry

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

Morrie: Sure, all of 'em. You're gonna need all the Force powers you can get in that universe! I'll order your Jedi robes... want 'em in maroon and gold?

Yeah, the Expanded Universe has been good (all the Timothy Zahn books are excellent), but the New Jedi Order series scared me off with some bad stuff like killing off Chewie. He dies nobly, but still! But I've got to recommend one or two of the books at least - Force Heretic: Remnant has Luke, Mara, and Jacen Skywalker going off to look for a mythical planet and running into the Imperial Remnant under Grand Admiral Pellaeon... who needs their help. It's quite good and nobody we care about dies. So you can safely read that one and get caught up on the NJO stuff without having to wade through all 20+ books. And the other book is NJO, The Living Force, where the battle with the Vong finally comes to a conclusion and it's very good. Pellaeon and his Impies appear in that one, too, and one of the bad-bad guys *finally* gets killed off. Yay. <_< And then there's my own SW fanfics - did you get a change to read the Pellaeon ones? (Hee, I'm a noodge.)