Let's Build Us A Snape!
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darth_stitchHey, I NEED the Brain Break and everyone on my f-list is doing it.
Call me a lemming.
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laurelwood
Oh and by the way,invisiblesnitch insisted on helping. With much eye-rolling by fates_caprice.
Build-a-Snape
Choose your favorite choice in each of the following categories. If your favorite choice isn't listed, feel free to add your own!
1. Physique
invisiblesnitch: He's skinny now.... but wait 'till I get done with him. *leers and has very fond memories of Sushi's Muses in Gone to Pot*
fates_caprice: Daft rabbit. Have you been at the coffee again? *facepalms*
b. lean and wiry
c.six-pack abs, broad shoulders the arse of a god - sorry, Severus, we know you're skinny so the other stuff is OUT but you DO have a GREAT arse. :P
d. sporting much scar tissue
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
b. potions fumes
c. poor hygiene -invisiblesnitch: Taking care of that as we speak. I guess it's not fun to bathe alone...
fates_caprice: Will you PLEASE try to exercise a smidgen of discretion?!
3. His Bits
b. not important
invisiblesnitch: HELL NO I'M NOT TELLING YOU PERVY LOT ABOUT HIS BITS. THEY'RE MINE. XD
4. His Sexual History
a. virgin -fates_caprice: *snorts* NO.
b. occasional one-night stands, nothing very meaningful
c. a seven-day drunken stand with Remus Lupin (shhh. Harry does not know!)
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when.
invisiblesnitch: What? What's the third option? Why are you lot covering it up like that? And what's with Remus blushing?
5. His Sexual Prowess
b. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
invisiblesnitch: You don't hear ME complaining, do you? *smirks*
fates_caprice: Hush, brat. *is heatedly denying the faint tinge of red on his cheeks*
6. His Private Quarters
a. Millions and millions of books, plus gothic furnishings
b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
ETA:
c. I forgot to add that REAAAAAAALLLLY huge, comfortable couch by the fireside. Otherwise known as Teh Couch of Lurve(tm). XD
darth_stitch: *eyes glaze over* Oooooooh. Boooooooooks. Harry, you've got GREAT taste in men.
invisiblesnitch: Thank you. Er. Would you PLEASE tell Hermione not to openly ogle the books? It's making Ron awfully insecure....
7. His Bedsheets
a. black silk/satin
c. white cotton with a high threadcount, worn to an amazing softness
fates_caprice: *sniffs* I AM entitled to SOME kind of comfort after a long hard day of dealing with cretins and dunderheads....
invisiblesnitch: Plus, it's nice just to cuddle in them. XD
8. His Lamentable Past
a. abused by parents
b. abused by Voldemort
c. abused by Lucius
e. abused by the Ministry
f. abused by self
invisiblesnitch: *sighs* *wordlessly cuddles his snarky Snapercup*
fates_caprice: *scowls at the rest of the planet but is blissfully content anyway*
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
a. keeps on teachin' potions and research
b. shags the adorable black haired, green-eyed future DADA Professor on a daily basis
c. fathers two adorable children on said adorable black-haired, green-eyed DADA Professor
d. ends up pregnant with one adorable female replica of green-eyed husband somehow....
e. generally lives happily ever after, barring the children's odd godparents which include Methos and Morgoth Bauglir (the original Dark Lord)....
10. His Drink of Choice
a. firewhisky
b. cognac
d. something altogether different - vodka - hey, it's the Russian thing.
11. His Leisure Pursuits (aside from shagging Harry?)
a. listens to ROCK/METAL music with occasional forays into Tchaikovsky and Liszt (actually it's more properly classified as eclectic as in, if it appeals to the romantic side of his nature, he'll listen to it. Even if he has to keep some of those CDs under his bed....)
b. reads any and all interesting books (fictional or otherwise) he can get his hands on.
c. writes articles for potions periodicals
e. plays masterful chess
f. sekritly plays a mean guitar
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
a. an unassuming pair of black trousers and a nice, but nondescript black sweater
b. black trousers and a beautifully tailored white linen shirt
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
e. something Victorian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
invisiblesnitch: *droooooools*
13. His Undergarments
a. black or green silk boxers (only when he's wearing Muggle clothes)
b. those medieval twisty things (aren't they called braes? :D yep, normal wear for him)
d. commando (um. only if he's about to go to bed and if he's in his nightshirt)
invisiblesnitch: Aren't those things you wear called pantaloons?
fates_caprice: They're called braes you idiot!
invisiblesnitch: Shut up and take them off already....
fates_caprice: Yes, dear.
14. Optional Features
a. multilingual
b. fencing master (comes in handy against Methos....)
c. world-famous in the field of potions
d. plays an instrument (the guitar, I said! XD)
e. excellent dancer
i. has Russian heritage on his mother's side
j. has vampire ancestry but the only genetic gifts he's got now, since it's so far down the bloodline, are the paleness, an uncanny ability to move very swiftly and silently, a tendency to age slower and have a longer lifespan than even the average wizard does and some sharpening of his physical senses - sight, hearing, smell, taste etc.
invisiblesnitch: Plus, he likes to bite. XD OW.
fates_caprice: *smirks*
Call me a lemming.
Traced this alllllllllll the way back at
laurelwoodOh and by the way,
invisiblesnitch insisted on helping. With much eye-rolling by fates_caprice.Build-a-Snape
Choose your favorite choice in each of the following categories. If your favorite choice isn't listed, feel free to add your own!
1. Physique
invisiblesnitch: He's skinny now.... but wait 'till I get done with him. *leers and has very fond memories of Sushi's Muses in Gone to Pot*fates_caprice: Daft rabbit. Have you been at the coffee again? *facepalms*b. lean and wiry
c.
d. sporting much scar tissue
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
b. potions fumes
c. poor hygiene -
invisiblesnitch: Taking care of that as we speak. I guess it's not fun to bathe alone...fates_caprice: Will you PLEASE try to exercise a smidgen of discretion?!3. His Bits
b. not important
invisiblesnitch: HELL NO I'M NOT TELLING YOU PERVY LOT ABOUT HIS BITS. THEY'RE MINE. XD4. His Sexual History
a. virgin -
fates_caprice: *snorts* NO.b. occasional one-night stands, nothing very meaningful
c. a seven-day drunken stand with Remus Lupin (shhh. Harry does not know!)
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when.
invisiblesnitch: What? What's the third option? Why are you lot covering it up like that? And what's with Remus blushing?5. His Sexual Prowess
b. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
invisiblesnitch: You don't hear ME complaining, do you? *smirks*fates_caprice: Hush, brat. *is heatedly denying the faint tinge of red on his cheeks*6. His Private Quarters
a. Millions and millions of books, plus gothic furnishings
b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
ETA:
c. I forgot to add that REAAAAAAALLLLY huge, comfortable couch by the fireside. Otherwise known as Teh Couch of Lurve(tm). XD
darth_stitch: *eyes glaze over* Oooooooh. Boooooooooks. Harry, you've got GREAT taste in men.invisiblesnitch: Thank you. Er. Would you PLEASE tell Hermione not to openly ogle the books? It's making Ron awfully insecure....7. His Bedsheets
a. black silk/satin
c. white cotton with a high threadcount, worn to an amazing softness
fates_caprice: *sniffs* I AM entitled to SOME kind of comfort after a long hard day of dealing with cretins and dunderheads....invisiblesnitch: Plus, it's nice just to cuddle in them. XD8. His Lamentable Past
a. abused by parents
b. abused by Voldemort
c. abused by Lucius
e. abused by the Ministry
f. abused by self
invisiblesnitch: *sighs* *wordlessly cuddles his snarky Snapercup*fates_caprice: *scowls at the rest of the planet but is blissfully content anyway*9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
a. keeps on teachin' potions and research
b. shags the adorable black haired, green-eyed future DADA Professor on a daily basis
c. fathers two adorable children on said adorable black-haired, green-eyed DADA Professor
d. ends up pregnant with one adorable female replica of green-eyed husband somehow....
e. generally lives happily ever after, barring the children's odd godparents which include Methos and Morgoth Bauglir (the original Dark Lord)....
10. His Drink of Choice
a. firewhisky
b. cognac
d. something altogether different - vodka - hey, it's the Russian thing.
11. His Leisure Pursuits (aside from shagging Harry?)
a. listens to ROCK/METAL music with occasional forays into Tchaikovsky and Liszt (actually it's more properly classified as eclectic as in, if it appeals to the romantic side of his nature, he'll listen to it. Even if he has to keep some of those CDs under his bed....)
b. reads any and all interesting books (fictional or otherwise) he can get his hands on.
c. writes articles for potions periodicals
e. plays masterful chess
f. sekritly plays a mean guitar
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
a. an unassuming pair of black trousers and a nice, but nondescript black sweater
b. black trousers and a beautifully tailored white linen shirt
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
e. something Victorian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
invisiblesnitch: *droooooools*13. His Undergarments
a. black or green silk boxers (only when he's wearing Muggle clothes)
b. those medieval twisty things (aren't they called braes? :D yep, normal wear for him)
d. commando (um. only if he's about to go to bed and if he's in his nightshirt)
invisiblesnitch: Aren't those things you wear called pantaloons?fates_caprice: They're called braes you idiot!invisiblesnitch: Shut up and take them off already....fates_caprice: Yes, dear.14. Optional Features
a. multilingual
b. fencing master (comes in handy against Methos....)
c. world-famous in the field of potions
d. plays an instrument (the guitar, I said! XD)
e. excellent dancer
i. has Russian heritage on his mother's side
j. has vampire ancestry but the only genetic gifts he's got now, since it's so far down the bloodline, are the paleness, an uncanny ability to move very swiftly and silently, a tendency to age slower and have a longer lifespan than even the average wizard does and some sharpening of his physical senses - sight, hearing, smell, taste etc.
invisiblesnitch: Plus, he likes to bite. XD OW.fates_caprice: *smirks*
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Date: 2005-03-17 05:47 am (UTC)*is very very busy with his Snapercup*
Date: 2005-03-17 06:46 am (UTC)*goes back to his "interesting" experiments on how to make Snapercup do those very pleasant and interesting noises*
Re: *is very very busy with his Snapercup*
Date: 2005-03-17 07:04 am (UTC)Re: *is very very busy with his Snapercup*
Date: 2005-03-17 07:33 am (UTC)*smirks and carefully hides fangs*
Yes, I'm the vampire Severus Stitch is keeping around - the regular fellow is quite busy working for the daft alien bint as of this moment.
Re: *is very very busy with his Snapercup*
Date: 2005-03-17 07:40 am (UTC)*shivers with lust*
Are you hungry?