So I got lucky and was given a ticket to see Eclipse - the latest Twilight installment. And you know you've got your monster werewolves (which are THE most adorable werewolves I have ever seen on screen - nice doggy....). And we get this scene where Jacob gets his widdle doggy heart broken and Bella runs after him.
Bella: Jacob!!!!!! STAAAAAY!!!!
I could not help myself. While the audience laughed, I actually said this out loud and got people around me laughing harder: (I really couldn't help it. I just couldn't.)
Me: Sit! Heel! Roll over!! Good boooooy.......