darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Boys,

I do NOT want to watch the last episode of Sherlock Season 2 just yet because I will SCREAM over the cliffhanger and CRY buckets at the ending.  

Yes, John, of course your Sherlock's an insufferable prat and if you want to go to Hawaii to visit the H50 ohana, you know you got an open invite.  I know you and Steve were Besties in the Classified Way Back When.

Besties, right? 

RIGHT, JOHN HAMISH WATSON? 

STEVEN JOHN MCGARRETT, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ARE YOU BLUSHING? 

EXACTLY WHAT SORT OF SHENANIGANS WERE YOU TWO UP TO IN THE 'STAN? 

*facepalms*

I have to write this story, right guys? 

No Love,

Me

****

This grew out of a chat with my BFF Katz, who pointed out that I was neglecting my H50 Muses....  'Cos I said, that Steve and John were Besties (oh gawd, I hope they were just BESTIES) and realized, SOMEBODY of the Tall, Pale and Insufferably Snarky Persuasion was gonna get all hissy-fitted up about it!


"Well, it isn't me," Danny huffs.  "Any idiot can tell that Super-SEAL here and Doctor Who are BFFs from the Classified Way Back When.  And I like him."

"Danny," Steve said with an evil grin.  "I ever told you John's got sniper-class shooting skills? When I said he saved my ass back in the 'Stan, it wasn't because of his doctoring skills."

Danny facepalms.  "Oh God. Here we go..."

John is still reeling from the new nickname.  "Doctor...Who?"

Danny blushes.  "Yeah.  I got hooked into it.  My daughter loves that show."

"Man and here I was hoping we'd get a threesome," Kono said with an entirely too wicked-glint in her eyes.

Chin splutters. " 'Cuz!"

"Aw, come on, 'cuz, a girl can dream, can't she?"

John deadpans, "It'd serve that sodding git right, not that he'd see through us all in 30 seconds...."


**************** I'm so doomed, aren't I? **************************


darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Excuse the excessive use of caps lock

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT SHERLOCK BBC WAS ALL TEN THOUSAND KINDS OF AWESOME AND ADORABLE. AND I KNEW THE HOBBIT MOVIE HAS THE SHERLOCK BOYS INNIT SO NOW I HAD TO GIVE THE SHOW A WATCH, RIGHT? 

AND OMG BENEDICT TIMOTHY CARLTON CUMBERBATCH AND ADORABLE HEDGEHOG MARTIN FREEMAN ARE LIKE SO, SO MARRIED FROM THE GET-GO, THAT EVEN IRENE FUCKIN' ADLER SITS UP AND TAKE NOTICE.

AND HAMISH, MY GAWD, HAMISH, I ASK YOU.

AND THAT VOICE, BENNY, THANK YOU FOR SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ALAN RICKMAN WITH THAT VOICE.

AND SO I NEED TO BE WRITING HOBBIT/SHERLOCK FAN FICTION TO INFINITY, RIGHT? BECAUSE SMAUG-LOCK AND JOHN-BO NEED TO BE SOLVING CASES AROUND MIDDLE EARTH AND RAISING JOHN-BO'S ADORABLE LITTLE COUSIN FRODO AND GANDALF WILL BE ALL OMGWTF DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND WILL BE ALL HAPPY AND ELROND WILL FACEPALM TO INFINITY BUT YOU KNOW, DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND IN RIVENDELL BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO HELP STOP THE EVIL MACHINATIONS OF MORIARTY THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR WHO WANTS THE HEIR OF ISILDUR DEAD, Y/Y?

AND MAYBE WRITE A SHERLOCK/HAWAII FIVE-0 CROSSOVER WHERE JOHN IS A BAMF AND STEVE WUVS HIM MUCHLY 'COS THEY ARE BESTIES FROM THE CLASSIFIED WAY BACK WHEN AND SHERLOCK WILL BE TICKED OFF 'COS STEVE IS ALL GQ BUT DOES NOT REALIZE THAT JOHN AND STEVE ARE JUST BESTIES AND DON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN "THAT" WAY AND SO WILL DANNY AND THERE WILL BE MUCH FLAILING GLEE FROM KONO AND CHIN WILL BE BUSY FACEPALMING FOREVER.

'COS SHERLOCK OTTER AND JOHN WATSON HEDGEHOG ARE LOVE.

*DIES NAO*
darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
There is a really, really cute Steve/Danny chibi fan art that I really, REALLY, REALLY want to turn into a cross-stitch pattern and cross-stitch myself.

*pause*

Yes.  I cross stitch. 

*more pausing*

Yeah.  I really wanna do it.  Now I need to find a program that can help me reduce the thing into tiny colorful boxes that will have a code corresponding to a specific thread color. 

*headdesk*  *headdesk*  *headdesk*  *headdesk*  *headdesk*
darth_stitch: (Adorkable Steve)
Apparently, I am a glutton for punishment or my Muses have my number and aren't afraid to drunk-dial it.

If y'all are interested, The First Part Was Here.

Oh GOD, here we go again... )

OMG.

Aug. 10th, 2011 12:05 am
darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Okay.  So I just hit the 20,000 word mark for Sunlight.  

Still not done yet.

AUGH. 

darth_stitch: (Book 'em Danno)
Still writing the next part of Sunlight, but this kinda snuck up on me so I'm letting it bounce around for a bit:

The Baby SEAL Fic Bunny )


So far, that's what I've got.  I know I'm screwed, okay?  But I have to finish the other fic first and I have to explain how the hell Baby SEAL got here since none of my boys got pregnant and I have no intention of working MPREG into this universe.

Oy vei.

How is this my life? 

darth_stitch: (Adorkable Steve)
Dear Steve and Danny Muse:

Why do I have the very strong feeling that the first words out of Baby SEAL's mouth are going to be:

"Book 'em, Danno?"

Also, it is NOT fair bunnying me when I'm not yet done with Sunlight.  I don't care how ADORKABLE Steve looks with Baby SEAL in tow! 

Also, you two geniuses have yet to provide me with a name for Baby SEAL! 

Sorry, Gracie Muse, I can't name your future step-baby-brother "Sam Winchester" even if you DO have a crush on him.

So Doomed,

Me

(On that note, hey, LJ  & DW land, any ideas for  boy names?  Anything that might fit with James or Steven as a second name will help!) 

P.S.  Please direct any and all comments to DW as I haz access to it right now and no access to LJ. :)  Thanks!

darth_stitch: (Danno Heart U)
See DISCLAIMER in PART I

The Merry Madness Continues! )
darth_stitch: (MPD penguin kat)
So I realized that I posted this at AO3 but like the spazzy doofus that I am, forgot to post in on LJ and the Fic Comms here.  So here is the latest finished fic I got, which is the last calm period we're gonna get before I start posting the New Insane Hawaii Five-0 Crossover Fic from hell.

The Scrapbook )
darth_stitch: (MPD penguin kat)
See, I knew going into this fandom that I was going to bring in Uncle Morrie and Club Denial eventually.  And make the obligatory Moonlight reference, because damn it, Alex O'Loughlin looks too fucking good as Mick St. John, even though the show badly needed to shed its Forever Knight references and it was just too damn bad it got canceled when it finally found its footing. 

(So, for the benefit of the watching audience and for whoever's used to my madness, you guys know that "Uncle Morrie" is the Original Dark Lord of the Lord of the Rings Universe - Sauron's former boss - retired Evil BAMF.  [livejournal.com profile] murasaki99 was kind enough to lend him over when she wrote the fabulous fic "Blue Notes."  Club Denial pretty much has EVERY DAMN FANDOM OF MINE in it so you can imagine the chaos that ensues when you bring together Rangers, a Navy SEAL, a long-suffering Jersey detective, hobbits, Dark Lords of the Sith, vampires, Shinigami and a Meiji-era swordsman, right?)

So here I am staring at yet another CROSSOVER BUNNY  FROM HELL and my Muses, irritating bastards that they are, have sprung this New Thing on me. 

I mean, really, Steve is the REINCARNATION of WHICH character from the Lord of the Rings?!  THE FUCK?!!  SRSLY?!!!  

And my Potential Villain is THIS PERSON from the Silmarillion?!!!

Oh sweet Ceiling Cat help us.

The Fic Draft...OMGWTF )

So what do you think, LJ? Should I just keep on going with the crazy?
darth_stitch: (MPD penguin kat)
Dear Face and Steve Muse:

I figured that you two, once acquainted, would get off to Unholy Shenanigans, considering you are both tall, ridiculously good-looking and shamelessly charming.  Well, I know Face has the smooth and charming bit down pat while Steve brings Adorkableness to Whole New Levels of "OMG-WHAT-I-CAN'T-EVEN" flailing. 

However, YOU TWO EEJITS HAVE NO RIGHT TO BLINDSIDE ME WITH THIS. 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TWO SLEPT TOGETHER?!!!!

Oh no, you do not get to tell me it was "a couple of times" and it was "something casual." I mean, really, WHAT. THE. F2#$?!!!!

And what do you mean, "I called it on Steve falling for a Jersey boy!!!" Face?!!

(Yeah, there is fic for this.  It's coming.  And it's all [livejournal.com profile] sparrowsverse 's fault)

(Also, Danny is going to kill me....I have to update my will now...)

Thoroughly Screwed,

Me




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