The following exchange was going on in my head as I watched the movie. Yeah. I had The Boyz with me, stealing each other's popcorn and getting their drinks mixed up. Oi vei..... (facepalms)
Face Muse: (eyes go wide, bright and shiny when he sees the gun Hale Ceasar is toting) Hannibal? If I'm really, really good this year, will you get that for me for Christmas?
B.A. Muse: Oh. Hell. No. Faceman, do you know how that even sounds like to the rest of us?
Face Muse: What? That thing is so frickin' cool!!!!
Hannibal Muse: (indulgent & amused) We'll see, Templeton.... we'll see....
Face Muse: (turns puppy eyes on him) Please, please, please, pretty please?
Hannibal Muse: (twitches) Will you STOP with the whole eyes thing?!
Face Muse: Is it working on you though?
Hannibal Muse: (facepalms) ...
B.A. Muse: Crazy fools!
Murdock Muse: (sniffles) I'm so proud. They're finally admitting their feelings to each other!
Hannibal & Face: WHAT FEELINGS?!
B.A. Muse: You've been sweet on each other for YEARS!
Hannibal & Face: NO WE'RE NOT!
Murdock Muse: (is now showing signs that he's about to lose his temper) And the fact that they can say things in chorus ALL THE TIME isn't a BIG FREAKIN' CLUE to what's the real score here, oh no....
B.A. Muse: And that whole gag in New Orleans...
Face Muse: Like I said, the kiss was just part of the act!
B.A. Muse: (shrugs) You're the one who brought up the kissing, not me.
Hannibal Muse: (is about to sneak off but is stopped by Murdock Muse)
Murdock Muse: Nah-uh, Poppa Bear, you're not disappearing on us again, no sir!
Hannibal Muse: (is blushing) Hey, I was just going to get more popcorn!
Murdock Muse: (dryly) The bathroom excuse was just too obvious, huh, Colonel?
Hannibal Muse: Don't make me pull rank on you, Captain.
Me: SHUT IT! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!!
There is a few moments of blessed silence. Then:
Me & Face: Jet Li is adorable.
Face Muse: Lookit him! He's so cute!
Face Muse: He also kicks ass but he's still cute.
Murdock Muse: I thought you had more of a thing for silver foxes.
Face Muse: Look - having a thing for silver foxes is entirely different. Jet Li is just plain frickin' adorable.
Me: Amen, brother.
Murdock Muse: Okay, Hannibal - you got nothing to be jealous about...
Face Muse: MURDOCK!!!!
Me: (sighs happily) Oh, the slashy goodness...
Hannibal Muse: Oh yeah, there's a lot of blood and gore and body parts flying all over the place.
Me: Hannibal? I'm NOT talking about the movie.
Hannibal Muse: So what do you mean by 'slashy goodness'?
B.A. Muse: Colonel, she's talking about your current situation. You're living in one right now.
Hannibal Muse: ...
Murdock Muse: Don't worry, Bosco. He'll figure it out eventually. Unless I go psycho crazy batshit on them and just whap them up the heads with Clue by Fours.
B.A. Muse: Can I join you?
Hannibal & Face: (look at each other) Should we be afraid of them now?
Me: (sighs) Just go back to watching the movie...