darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Excuse the excessive use of caps lock

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT SHERLOCK BBC WAS ALL TEN THOUSAND KINDS OF AWESOME AND ADORABLE. AND I KNEW THE HOBBIT MOVIE HAS THE SHERLOCK BOYS INNIT SO NOW I HAD TO GIVE THE SHOW A WATCH, RIGHT? 

AND OMG BENEDICT TIMOTHY CARLTON CUMBERBATCH AND ADORABLE HEDGEHOG MARTIN FREEMAN ARE LIKE SO, SO MARRIED FROM THE GET-GO, THAT EVEN IRENE FUCKIN' ADLER SITS UP AND TAKE NOTICE.

AND HAMISH, MY GAWD, HAMISH, I ASK YOU.

AND THAT VOICE, BENNY, THANK YOU FOR SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ALAN RICKMAN WITH THAT VOICE.

AND SO I NEED TO BE WRITING HOBBIT/SHERLOCK FAN FICTION TO INFINITY, RIGHT? BECAUSE SMAUG-LOCK AND JOHN-BO NEED TO BE SOLVING CASES AROUND MIDDLE EARTH AND RAISING JOHN-BO'S ADORABLE LITTLE COUSIN FRODO AND GANDALF WILL BE ALL OMGWTF DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND WILL BE ALL HAPPY AND ELROND WILL FACEPALM TO INFINITY BUT YOU KNOW, DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND IN RIVENDELL BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO HELP STOP THE EVIL MACHINATIONS OF MORIARTY THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR WHO WANTS THE HEIR OF ISILDUR DEAD, Y/Y?

AND MAYBE WRITE A SHERLOCK/HAWAII FIVE-0 CROSSOVER WHERE JOHN IS A BAMF AND STEVE WUVS HIM MUCHLY 'COS THEY ARE BESTIES FROM THE CLASSIFIED WAY BACK WHEN AND SHERLOCK WILL BE TICKED OFF 'COS STEVE IS ALL GQ BUT DOES NOT REALIZE THAT JOHN AND STEVE ARE JUST BESTIES AND DON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN "THAT" WAY AND SO WILL DANNY AND THERE WILL BE MUCH FLAILING GLEE FROM KONO AND CHIN WILL BE BUSY FACEPALMING FOREVER.

'COS SHERLOCK OTTER AND JOHN WATSON HEDGEHOG ARE LOVE.

*DIES NAO*
darth_stitch: (Whee! Calvin & Hobbes)
Sigh )
darth_stitch: (AAAAARGH! from peaces_icons)
I have GOT to stop doing this to myself....

(snippity-snip)


Anyone in the Army, especially if one was a Ranger, would know who Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith was, Major Will Lennox knew.  One of the youngest men in the service to ever make Colonel, Hannibal was a legend with a service record that had to be one of the most colorful Will had ever seen.  More than half of it was purely unbelievable except that it was already on the record as actual fact and as for the rest... well, Will figured he was the one who worked with Giant Freakin' Robots on a regular basis, so he could deal. 

And that whole thing with the stolen treasury plates was a fucking mess - a total UMMFU that made any soldier worth his salt smile quietly to themselves and toast to the continued safety and freedom of the rogue commando team... at least as long as the brass weren't looking.  Given what Will had heard of the A-Team and what they'd been doing in the time they've been on the run, he'd been one of those soldiers too. 

With all that, he really should have known that a man who was, as one general had sourly put it, "the second coming of Alexander the Great," had a touch of the crazy in him. 

Worse, a Certain Somebody was in complete agreement with the craziness. 

"But that's insane, Optimus!" Will exclaimed, as Hannibal laid things out for them.  

"Frankly, Major, the logic of his plan is flawless. Unconventional but flawless," the leader of Autobots pointed out. That deep resonant voice was mild but there was a gleam in those big blue optics that members of Hannibal's A-Team were all too familiar with.

For lack of a better word, Face...er.... facepalmed. Dear God, they had enough to deal with when they had just ONE Leader on the Jazz - now they had to deal with TWO OF THEM? And the other one being a Giant Freakin' Robot from outer space?

And on the other side of the table, human steel-blue eyes twinkled. Hannibal smiled. "It gets better."

(end snippet)

Aw, hell.... I'm gonna HAVE to write this, aren't I? 

darth_stitch: (MPD penguin kat)

The Plot Bunnehs just keep on biting! AAAAAARGH!!!!! )
darth_stitch: (AAAAARGH! from peaces_icons)
I blame the silver hair and the blue eyes. 

They're EFFING ARMY RANGERS, for cryin' out loud!   No.  I'm not slashing them.  Absolutely NOT. 

I refuse to slash 2010 A-Team's Hannibal and Face. 

I don't care HOW much subtext I'm seeing in the movie.  Lalaalalalalalala.... not seeing it.... not seeing it...

(Am I swimming in Denial or what?)
darth_stitch: (MPD penguin kat)
It was a Friday and Stitch was looking forward to a restful weekend. 

The agents she was currently monitoring were absolute angels, she had put on her favorite cat earrings for luck and for the first time, she was entitled to have a lunch break - what more could a fuzzy blue alien want?

She just didn't expect to be greeted by the arrival of two new Muses. 

Seriously, one does not expect to see Soul Society Shinigami wandering about one's place of work.  Especially captain-class Shinigami.  And she certainly didn't expect to see these two in particular squabbling

Yep - the kenseikan was unmistakable and as for the other guy, who could mistake that head of orange hair? 

Kuchiki Byakuya and Kurosaki Ichigo - Stitch couldn't believe her eyes.  She knew Ichigo and Rukia were the ones who were supposed to argue like a pair of five year olds.... but Byakuya indulging in the same thing?  Massive WTF moment there.  Shouldn't they be fighting with zanpakuto swinging and going into full-out bankai mode causing mass destruction?  Not that she wanted her call center to be reduced to rubble (she loved her job) but still....

She tapped Ichigo on the shoulder, figuring he'd be the approachable one.  She was rewarded with that familiar scowl. 

"Yeah?  Who're you?"

Byakuya shook his head in exasperation.  "She is our fuzzy blue hostess - Harry left us with a rather long list of instructions regarding her care." 

"You've got to be kidding me.  That's her?!!!"

Stitch growled.  "Boke.  I know you're bad with names but this is really... " And then she paused.  "What do you mean, Harry left instructions regarding my care?  What am I, some kind of freakin' pet?!!" 

"Apparently," Byakuya deadpanned.  Ichigo chortled.   And then, he slid an arm companionably over Byakuya's shoulders.  Even more amazing, the other man didn't shrug it off but leaned closer, actually accepting the unmistakeably affectionate gesture. 

Stitch stared.  "You?"

Ichigo grinned.  "Yep."

"And Kuchiki Byakuya?!!!" 

Byakuya sniffed.  "I was led to believe that you were, as Severus had so eloquently put it, 'remarkably quick on the uptake.'"

"Boke," Ichigo told him, tapping him gently on that elegant nose.  "You don't spring that on a person all at once.  Even Rukia spazzed out when we told her."  

Byakuya's eyes crossed, giving him a look that would redefine the word adorable.   And then, he brushed the finger away, blinking.  "Idiot."  The statement sounded more like an endearment than an insult. 

A fuzzy blue alien could only take so much.  Stitch keeled over. 

 - end -

OMG I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REALLY WRITE BLEACH SLASH NOW, RIGHT??????

*whimpers* 


darth_stitch: (WTF esther)

So my co-workers and I were laughing and joking around and one of 'em, whose identity I shall carefully conceal behind the codename of "Timon" was trying to do some seriously bad accents.  English isn't our first language and as call center agents, we've all encountered various foreign accents that our Pinoy ears aren't really used to and then we have some serious fun trying to mimic 'em. 

I reciprocated by trying to do a bad impersonation of Mr. T.

"And who was Mr. T?"  Timon asked. 

Non-plussed, I answered, "You know, that big bad-ass black guy from the A-Team?"

The A-Team?

I was horrified when the majority of the folks I was talking to gave me blank stares. 

"Oh you guys have GOT to be kidding me!  Nobody remembers the A-Team?  That really cool 80s show with Hannibal and Face and Murdoch and Mr. T.....?" 

Cue the sound of crickets chirping. 

And then, oh horror of horrors, only a scant precious few of my co-workers copped to being old enough to remember The A-Team. 

AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

I AM OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD!!!!!!!

Please, f-list, TELL ME THAT THERE'S MORE PEOPLE OVER HERE WHO ARE YOUNG ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE A-TEAM???????!!!!
darth_stitch: (EEK esther)

Um.  Yeah.  I gave in to this whole Twitter thing. 

Anyone want to let me know who else is on that place - I feel so lonely!  *wibbles*

I went to the wake of President Aquino.  Will be doing a few blog posts and posting pics about that soon. 

I am at http://twitter.com/darth_stitch

Uh-huh.

Jul. 9th, 2008 02:36 am
darth_stitch: (cute n' fuzzy)

Probably because I've been told to stay away from junk food and softdrinks, I have been recently reacquainted with a part of my anatomy that has been missing for the past several years.  

Namely, my waistline.  

OMG.  I actually have one of those!

*flails*

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