darth_stitch: (Stitch Elvis)

There's been a lot of Srsly Whack RL things that has happened to me last week but that requires a little more careful thought and time than I have at the present. And I will write about those, because they're memories that are both good and bad and deserve to be recorded.

However, in the meantime.... I'd like a little escapism from the Occasional Craptasticness of my Real Life and write about this for the moment...

Going back to meet some very old friends... )

darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Boys,

I do NOT want to watch the last episode of Sherlock Season 2 just yet because I will SCREAM over the cliffhanger and CRY buckets at the ending.  

Yes, John, of course your Sherlock's an insufferable prat and if you want to go to Hawaii to visit the H50 ohana, you know you got an open invite.  I know you and Steve were Besties in the Classified Way Back When.

Besties, right? 

RIGHT, JOHN HAMISH WATSON? 

STEVEN JOHN MCGARRETT, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ARE YOU BLUSHING? 

EXACTLY WHAT SORT OF SHENANIGANS WERE YOU TWO UP TO IN THE 'STAN? 

*facepalms*

I have to write this story, right guys? 

No Love,

Me

****

This grew out of a chat with my BFF Katz, who pointed out that I was neglecting my H50 Muses....  'Cos I said, that Steve and John were Besties (oh gawd, I hope they were just BESTIES) and realized, SOMEBODY of the Tall, Pale and Insufferably Snarky Persuasion was gonna get all hissy-fitted up about it!


"Well, it isn't me," Danny huffs.  "Any idiot can tell that Super-SEAL here and Doctor Who are BFFs from the Classified Way Back When.  And I like him."

"Danny," Steve said with an evil grin.  "I ever told you John's got sniper-class shooting skills? When I said he saved my ass back in the 'Stan, it wasn't because of his doctoring skills."

Danny facepalms.  "Oh God. Here we go..."

John is still reeling from the new nickname.  "Doctor...Who?"

Danny blushes.  "Yeah.  I got hooked into it.  My daughter loves that show."

"Man and here I was hoping we'd get a threesome," Kono said with an entirely too wicked-glint in her eyes.

Chin splutters. " 'Cuz!"

"Aw, come on, 'cuz, a girl can dream, can't she?"

John deadpans, "It'd serve that sodding git right, not that he'd see through us all in 30 seconds...."


**************** I'm so doomed, aren't I? **************************


darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Excuse the excessive use of caps lock

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT SHERLOCK BBC WAS ALL TEN THOUSAND KINDS OF AWESOME AND ADORABLE. AND I KNEW THE HOBBIT MOVIE HAS THE SHERLOCK BOYS INNIT SO NOW I HAD TO GIVE THE SHOW A WATCH, RIGHT? 

AND OMG BENEDICT TIMOTHY CARLTON CUMBERBATCH AND ADORABLE HEDGEHOG MARTIN FREEMAN ARE LIKE SO, SO MARRIED FROM THE GET-GO, THAT EVEN IRENE FUCKIN' ADLER SITS UP AND TAKE NOTICE.

AND HAMISH, MY GAWD, HAMISH, I ASK YOU.

AND THAT VOICE, BENNY, THANK YOU FOR SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ALAN RICKMAN WITH THAT VOICE.

AND SO I NEED TO BE WRITING HOBBIT/SHERLOCK FAN FICTION TO INFINITY, RIGHT? BECAUSE SMAUG-LOCK AND JOHN-BO NEED TO BE SOLVING CASES AROUND MIDDLE EARTH AND RAISING JOHN-BO'S ADORABLE LITTLE COUSIN FRODO AND GANDALF WILL BE ALL OMGWTF DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND WILL BE ALL HAPPY AND ELROND WILL FACEPALM TO INFINITY BUT YOU KNOW, DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND IN RIVENDELL BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO HELP STOP THE EVIL MACHINATIONS OF MORIARTY THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR WHO WANTS THE HEIR OF ISILDUR DEAD, Y/Y?

AND MAYBE WRITE A SHERLOCK/HAWAII FIVE-0 CROSSOVER WHERE JOHN IS A BAMF AND STEVE WUVS HIM MUCHLY 'COS THEY ARE BESTIES FROM THE CLASSIFIED WAY BACK WHEN AND SHERLOCK WILL BE TICKED OFF 'COS STEVE IS ALL GQ BUT DOES NOT REALIZE THAT JOHN AND STEVE ARE JUST BESTIES AND DON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN "THAT" WAY AND SO WILL DANNY AND THERE WILL BE MUCH FLAILING GLEE FROM KONO AND CHIN WILL BE BUSY FACEPALMING FOREVER.

'COS SHERLOCK OTTER AND JOHN WATSON HEDGEHOG ARE LOVE.

*DIES NAO*
darth_stitch: (WTF Bunneh)
I think this is now officially a trend with this show - DO NOT WATCH THE FINALE. THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH. WAIT FOR SEASON 3.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER - FOR THE LOVE OF CEILING CAT SPOILERS OKAY? )For the record, I found that picture on icanhazcheezburger.com but I made the poster on one of those nifty lolcat making sites (AutoMotivator).  My new hobby is making LOLcats - y'all should have warned me about how easy it is to get addicted....
darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)

Dear Danny & Steve Muse:

NO. You guys can't have a dog. Even if he WILL actually end up being the K-9 component of Five-0...

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photo from foreignpolicy.com / caption by me from the LOLcats generator

OH GOD.  IT'S THE K-9 EQUIVALENT OF STEVE.

You know, this guy would make a GREAT babysitter for Gracie and Baby SEAL and you just know he's going to be like that dog from the Classic Loony Tunes segment and adopt a kitty of his own and be all protective of his pack, because he's just like his packleaders (ESPECIALLY Steve) in that sense and....

Damn it.  You guys got me. 

It'll be in a fic soon. 

Hopelessly bunnied,

Me

darth_stitch: (Danny Snerk)
While looking for new Steve & Danny worksafe wallpaper, I stumbled across the excellent recaps done by [personal profile] lamardeuse and found this pic of Danny:


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Which in turn, reminded me of:

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Um.  Yeah.   No, this piece of cracktasticness isn't going to make it into a fic at all, of course not....

Just sayin'....

darth_stitch: (Wuv)
I missed out on summer here and it occurs to me that I actually live in a country where I can have access to THIS:

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Yes.  I can go to a place that looks like this.   There are a few beaches that are just a couple of hours' drive from Manila that look like THIS and I can get to them.  Even if I have to take a freakin' bus to do it.  Maybe I ought to drag my Mommy Duck here for her birthday.

It occurs to me that this picture is missing shirtless Alex O'Loughlin and Scott Caan (or Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams).  Damn.  This is when I'm reminded I live in the Philippines and not Hawai'i.  The lack of AOL and Scotty is terrible.  Terrible, I tell you.

Yes, this is a shameless bid to my f-list to give me linkage to AOL and Scotty pics.  Warn me if they're work-safe and please respond to the DW journal kthnx loveyouforever and inspire me to keep writing and end Sunlight.

Woe is me.   

OMG.

Aug. 10th, 2011 12:05 am
darth_stitch: (MPD Penguins)
Okay.  So I just hit the 20,000 word mark for Sunlight.  

Still not done yet.

AUGH. 

darth_stitch: (Danno Heart U)
Memo to Self:

Be careful of your Danny Muse. He LOVES to talk and he'll easily run off with the story you're writing before you have time to say "pineapple."


Snipping from Sunlight )


Still in the middle of writing the next part of SunlightSudden Plot Twist caught me by surprise.  GAH. 

Although, I have to agree, Danny does deserve the title of "Badass Adorable." 

darth_stitch: (Book 'em Danno)
Still writing the next part of Sunlight, but this kinda snuck up on me so I'm letting it bounce around for a bit:

The Baby SEAL Fic Bunny )


So far, that's what I've got.  I know I'm screwed, okay?  But I have to finish the other fic first and I have to explain how the hell Baby SEAL got here since none of my boys got pregnant and I have no intention of working MPREG into this universe.

Oy vei.

How is this my life? 

darth_stitch: (Danno Heart U)
See DISCLAIMER in PART I

The Merry Madness Continues! )

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