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Excuse the excessive use of caps lock

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT SHERLOCK BBC WAS ALL TEN THOUSAND KINDS OF AWESOME AND ADORABLE. AND I KNEW THE HOBBIT MOVIE HAS THE SHERLOCK BOYS INNIT SO NOW I HAD TO GIVE THE SHOW A WATCH, RIGHT? 

AND OMG BENEDICT TIMOTHY CARLTON CUMBERBATCH AND ADORABLE HEDGEHOG MARTIN FREEMAN ARE LIKE SO, SO MARRIED FROM THE GET-GO, THAT EVEN IRENE FUCKIN' ADLER SITS UP AND TAKE NOTICE.

AND HAMISH, MY GAWD, HAMISH, I ASK YOU.

AND THAT VOICE, BENNY, THANK YOU FOR SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ALAN RICKMAN WITH THAT VOICE.

AND SO I NEED TO BE WRITING HOBBIT/SHERLOCK FAN FICTION TO INFINITY, RIGHT? BECAUSE SMAUG-LOCK AND JOHN-BO NEED TO BE SOLVING CASES AROUND MIDDLE EARTH AND RAISING JOHN-BO'S ADORABLE LITTLE COUSIN FRODO AND GANDALF WILL BE ALL OMGWTF DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND WILL BE ALL HAPPY AND ELROND WILL FACEPALM TO INFINITY BUT YOU KNOW, DRAGONS IN THE SHIRE AND IN RIVENDELL BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO HELP STOP THE EVIL MACHINATIONS OF MORIARTY THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR WHO WANTS THE HEIR OF ISILDUR DEAD, Y/Y?

AND MAYBE WRITE A SHERLOCK/HAWAII FIVE-0 CROSSOVER WHERE JOHN IS A BAMF AND STEVE WUVS HIM MUCHLY 'COS THEY ARE BESTIES FROM THE CLASSIFIED WAY BACK WHEN AND SHERLOCK WILL BE TICKED OFF 'COS STEVE IS ALL GQ BUT DOES NOT REALIZE THAT JOHN AND STEVE ARE JUST BESTIES AND DON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN "THAT" WAY AND SO WILL DANNY AND THERE WILL BE MUCH FLAILING GLEE FROM KONO AND CHIN WILL BE BUSY FACEPALMING FOREVER.

'COS SHERLOCK OTTER AND JOHN WATSON HEDGEHOG ARE LOVE.

*DIES NAO*

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